Let's discuss the acting career of the girl in the T-Mobile advertisement

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Y'know...the cheerleader (see it here)

Will she forever be typecast as a valley-girl type? Will she win a Best Actress Oscar in 2016?

What is in her future?

― Tape Store (Tape Store), Thursday, 20 July 2006 15:25 (twenty years ago)

I said to my family last night that she is my favorite living actress, although on reflection I guess Streep should be mentioned in that conversation. Still though, this kid (who is probably like 25 or so) is brilliant. "I LOVE CHEWING GUM" is the crucial line reading here.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 20 July 2006 15:29 (twenty years ago)

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=16231712

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 20 July 2006 15:44 (twenty years ago)

Steve Shasta, you are truly the most renaissancish man here.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 20 July 2006 15:53 (twenty years ago)

Haha, she was the hooded mutant girl in The Hills Have Eyes remake!

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Thursday, 20 July 2006 15:55 (twenty years ago)

This is one of the most intolerable commercials on television today, up there with that inexplicable Heinekin/Pussycat Dolls...thing.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 20 July 2006 15:55 (twenty years ago)

I love it, and the one with Rachel Stevens as the business chick is almost as good.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 20 July 2006 15:56 (twenty years ago)

The only part of that one that is remotely entertaining is when she says, "No, I haven't been drinking."

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 20 July 2006 15:57 (twenty years ago)

I'm no renaissance person, it's just that you guys are (how do I put this kindly) a tad delinquent in all the internet fads!

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 20 July 2006 16:00 (twenty years ago)

WE HAVE JOBS

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 20 July 2006 16:00 (twenty years ago)

DO KEEP UP

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 20 July 2006 16:01 (twenty years ago)

that's a great ad but way too short.

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 20 July 2006 16:07 (twenty years ago)

I can't believe she is 20.

― Tape Store (Tape Store), Thursday, 20 July 2006 16:11 (twenty years ago)

I think to lend some realistic balance the t-mobile campaign should have an ad where the person in the lab is just a guy holding his phone up to his ear and saying "yeah. okay. uh huh. yeah. no, not for a while. really. yeah. uh huh." just mindless phatic responses to whatever babble is happening on the other end, as the timer on the wall surpasses 1100 minutes.

..
This thread just made me feel guilty for not talking to my parents in an age.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 20 July 2006 16:18 (twenty years ago)

I can't believe she lists her body type as "more to love."

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 20 July 2006 16:18 (twenty years ago)

She also claims to be 99 years old, I wouldn't take it too seriously.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 20 July 2006 16:32 (twenty years ago)

how did they squeeze that fattey into that cheerleading outfit?

― gear (gear), Thursday, 20 July 2006 16:33 (twenty years ago)

i have such a crush on the cingular gossip girl

― Nunca Llueve (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 20 July 2006 16:37 (twenty years ago)

they should change the caption in the ad! "nonagenarian fattey cheerleader"

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 20 July 2006 16:39 (twenty years ago)

"damn, those bitches can talk about some nothin"

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 20 July 2006 16:39 (twenty years ago)

Yeah I am with JBR on the cingular ad.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 20 July 2006 16:59 (twenty years ago)

picz?

― gear (gear), Thursday, 20 July 2006 18:07 (twenty years ago)

oh me too, she's like a spookier version of my wife!

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 20 July 2006 18:24 (twenty years ago)

profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user. viewprofile&friendid=11563467

is this her? i cant see myspace at work

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 20 July 2006 18:28 (twenty years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTC2bCz9qaI

― Nunca Llueve (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 20 July 2006 18:30 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, they must have been thrilled when they pulled that one out of the Slightly Irregular Mila Kunis pile.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 20 July 2006 18:41 (twenty years ago)

(She's like 1000x finer than Mila Kunis; I'm just saying, though.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 20 July 2006 18:42 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, they must have been thrilled when they pulled that one out of the Slightly Irregular Mila Kunis pile.

NABISCO OFF THE MONEY, NEWS AT 11

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 20 July 2006 18:48 (twenty years ago)

(She's like 1000x finer than Mila Kunis; I'm just saying, though.)
-- nabisco (--...) (webmail), Today 2:42 PM. (nabisco) (later)

NO!!

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 20 July 2006 18:51 (twenty years ago)

Classic YouTube comment:

Id hit it. . . Like the hand of an angry god.

― Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 20 July 2006 18:59 (twenty years ago)

she played the 15yr old russian love slave in a couple of crucial episodes of '24' last season

― gear (gear), Thursday, 20 July 2006 19:01 (twenty years ago)

yeah she was hot as hell when she shot that motherfucker down. jack bauer was pissed off, although that would have ended the show five hours early which is a clear violation

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 20 July 2006 19:06 (twenty years ago)

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 21 July 2006 12:17 (twenty years ago)

I'd like to mila HER kunis

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 21 July 2006 12:20 (twenty years ago)

sorry

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 21 July 2006 12:21 (twenty years ago)

i'm sure all of you are getting the Willy Wonka transmogrifer TV Room rip-off in those T-Mobile ads. not that you care.

not that i care.

― fongoloid sangfroid (sanskrit), Saturday, 22 July 2006 04:44 (twenty years ago)

so er... angela sarafyan.... n e more info or pics ;)

― ambrose (ambrose), Saturday, 22 July 2006 23:24 (twenty years ago)

T-mobile girl is "Online Now!"

Someone should IM her this thread.

― Marmot 4-Tay (marmotwolof), Saturday, 22 July 2006 23:36 (twenty years ago)

lurk moar (at 4chan).

― le hague (le hague), Sunday, 23 July 2006 03:37 (twenty years ago)

I love it, and the one with Rachel Stevens as the business chick is almost as good.
-- Haikunym (zinogu...), July 20th, 2006.

I think it's Rachel Harris, right? She's so much better than what she's usually cast in (see "Fat Actress," or rather, don't)

(I prefer the bug eyed girl from the "dropped calls" Cingular commercials, incidentally)

― Tiki Theater Xymposium (Bent Over at the Arclight), Sunday, 23 July 2006 04:51 (twenty years ago)

the bug eyed girl from the "dropped calls" Cingular commercials

My dad said she looked like a chihuahua.

― Marmot 4-Tay (marmotwolof), Sunday, 23 July 2006 05:12 (twenty years ago)

a hot chihuahua

― kwisatz haderach, give a dog a bone (latebloomer came rolling home) (latebloomer, Sunday, 23 July 2006 09:16 (twenty years ago)

http://i1.ebayimg.com/02/i/06/a5/eb/7a_2.JPG

― Marmot 4-Tay: Hold these goddamn chickens! (marmotwolof), Sunday, 23 July 2006 15:42 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

i love chewing gum

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 21:40 (twenty years ago)

i have such a crush on the cingular gossip girl

i've seen her before. she's really striking. who is she?

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 09:27 (twenty years ago)

she has *that* sort of shuffling walk at the end--i have positive associations with that walk. why? i need this explained.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 09:32 (twenty years ago)

also that ad is very nicely edited.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 09:35 (twenty years ago)

I think it's Rachel Harris, right? She's so much better than what she's usually cast in (see "Fat Actress," or rather, don't)

I still miss the original The Smoking Gun TV show she did.

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:22 (twenty years ago)

yr the only one, bro

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:23 (twenty years ago)

Low bro, Chaki.

Is the Cingular / Russian mail-order girl Tobey Maguire's across-the-hall cake-bringing neighbor in Spider-Man 2?

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:28 (twenty years ago)

no that is mageina tovah, who is even more skeletal (and kinda less hott)

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:52 (twenty years ago)

But she is blessed w/ a poetic Eeyoric sadsackness that's so crush-worthy. I want her to offer me cake, so I can offer it back to her.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:03 (twenty years ago)

"poetic Eeyoric" is shitic.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:03 (twenty years ago)

no that is mageina tovah

oh, that is an UNFORTUNATE name.

― you want pastrami? (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 04:30 (twenty years ago)

The funniest thing about American T-Mobile adverts is that you get Catherine Zeta-Jones calling it "T-mo-bull" at the end, when in real life a British person (even a Welsh one) would call it "T-mobyle".

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 07:01 (twenty years ago)

Is America not "real life"??

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 07:34 (twenty years ago)

"Another Girl, Another Planet"

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 08:03 (twenty years ago)

We also say "Volks - wag - uhn", bizarrely.

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 08:30 (twenty years ago)

in real life a british or welsh person will say whatever t-mobile pays them to say.

― you want pastrami? (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 11:19 (twenty years ago)

The brits put the bile in mobile.

― GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 12:08 (twenty years ago)

lolz!

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 12:12 (twenty years ago)

this commercial infuriates me every time until we get to the "i love chewing gum" part

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 12:12 (twenty years ago)

eleven months pass...

She's going to be in a movie called Legacy! With Tom Green! In a small part!

When a geeky, overweight rushee is found dead at the hottest sorority on the campus, the three most popular girls of the house are prime suspects.

― Tape Store, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

I already forgot she existed

― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

# Horton Hears a Who (2008) (post-production) .... Jessica
# Legacy (2007) (post-production) .... Pamela

# "American Dragon: Jake Long" .... Vickie (1 episode, 2007)
- Siren Says (2007) TV Episode .... Vickie
# Norbit (2007) .... Teen Attendant
# The Hills Have Eyes (2006) .... Ruby
# "Drake & Josh" .... Cute Girl (1 episode, 2006)
- Little Sibling (2006) TV Episode (uncredited) .... Cute Girl
# "In Justice" .... Ashley (1 episode, 2006)
- Confessions (2006) TV Episode .... Ashley
# "Sleeper Cell" .... Magdalena (1 episode, 2005)
... aka Sleeper Cell: American Terror (USA: second season title)
- Money (2005) TV Episode .... Magdalena

WAHT.
And she's Colombian, I missed that bit before.

― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

eight months pass...

STAY STRONG

― Tape Store, Saturday, 26 April 2008 04:07 (eighteen years ago)

i think our cheerleading team should ban tuna

― max, Saturday, 26 April 2008 04:33 (eighteen years ago)

she has *that* sort of shuffling walk at the end--i have positive associations with that walk. why? i need this explained.

shuffling = pants around ankles? that would explain the positive associations.

― slugbuggy, Saturday, 26 April 2008 07:16 (eighteen years ago)

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