Do fish have testicles?

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First question: do fish have visible testicles?

Second question: where are that man's pants?

http://www.pescare.com/siluro/images3/micione1.JPG

― molly d (mollyd), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 02:53 (nineteen years ago)

answer to both at once: the man uses a small pair of fins instead of pants

― San Diva Gyna (and a Masala DOsaNUT on the side) (donut), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 03:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/education/groupsfish/claspers.JPG

― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 03:43 (nineteen years ago)

(maybe)

― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 03:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://kookychow.com/kookychow/02/image/fishballs0976.jpg

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 04:01 (nineteen years ago)

clasper the friendly ghost

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 05:11 (nineteen years ago)

fishscale!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 05:13 (nineteen years ago)

1. No, and if you don't believe me, believe Aristotle, who wrote that "no fish is furnished with testicles." But male oviparous fish do have an internal testis or testes, in which milt is produced. For instance, check out the sac on this salmon:

http://coris.noaa.gov/glossary/milt_186.jpg

If you were inclined to think the flappers on the original fish resembled a scrotum, I hate to imagine what you made of the fold beneath them.

2. He's wearing small, loose, blue nylon shorts, which have been pushed upward by his understandably awkward fish-holding duties.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 05:34 (nineteen years ago)

If you ever find yourself in a high-end sushibar, ask for "shirako".

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 12:14 (nineteen years ago)

No, Steve Shasta.

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 12:16 (nineteen years ago)

Fish are gross. They're tasty, but gross.

I still don't see his shorts. He's getting dangerously close to that fish.

― molly d (mollyd), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 13:40 (nineteen years ago)

That looks like a huge tadpole!

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

Clearly, they're a couple.

― Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 03:23 (nineteen years ago)

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