i asked ned an odd question via email trying to be clever

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and now i feel ashamed . Anybodydone anything simmilar ?

anthony, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am just this minute trying to come to terms with the fact that my life is just one big social faux pas. Anthony don't worry, Ned is very kind - whatever you said I don't think you have any need to be ashamed.

rainy, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

oh rainy, you gas

mike hanle y, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, I said something ill-advised tonight and I feel v bad about it. Stupid, stupid. My mouth operates faster than my brain.

Pyth, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

this site might take your mind off it

Luke, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

WOW! Ned Raggett Damon Albarn = 67%

Brian MacDonald, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

anthony, what was that email in my inbox on sunday morning all about? apparently all of NZ is looking for me...

jess, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jess Harvell Ned Raggett 86 %

Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Jess Harvell and Ned Raggett has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.

jess, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

28% "The chance of a relationship working out between Nick Dastoor and Nicole Kidman is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible, if the two of you really want it to, and are prepared to make some sacrifices for it. You'll have to spend a lot of quality time together. You must be aware of the fact that this relationship might not work out at all, no matter how much time you invest in it."

Nicole, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jess Harvell Walt Whitman 92 %

Jess Harvell Ethan Padgett 86 %

Jess Harvell George Burns 75 %

Jess Harvell Sun Ra 83 %

Jess Harvell Dr. Dre 95 % (damn!)

jess, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Pete Baran loves Emma Hamilton 81%

Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between pete baran and emma hamilton has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.

Edna Welthorpe, Mrs, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jess Harvell David Raposa 92 %

(oh yeah, like we needed a calculator to tell us that.)

nb: i only posted the high ones. fer instance, momus and i have a 25% shot. mark s and i, only 40%. and tom...15%!

i scored fairly high with some of the ladies, but its gauche to post them as my girlfriend reads this board.

jess, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

91 %!!! "Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Ned Raggett and Chris Robinson has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending timetogether, talking with each other etc."

Nicole, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jess Harvell Dan Perry 95 % (so much for that twin theory! yr wife better watch out, dan.)

jess, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Tim Finney => Buffy The Vampire Slayer 74%

"Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Tim Finney and Buffy The Vampire Slayer has a reasonable chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not. Your relationship may suffer good and bad times. If things might not be working out as you would like them to, do not hesitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together, talk with each other."

Tim Finney => The United States of America 39%

Brother From Bros => Other Brother From Bros 19%

Pete Baran => Christina Milian 37%

Nick Dastoor => Tom's Beard 18%

Tom's Beard => Gareth's Hair 59%

Ethan => Fat Gurls 24%

Tim, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Me (vs.) Gurls 24 %

Ethan Momus 45 %

Carnie Wilson John Popper 64 %

Redman Method Man 57%

the one sister from heart the other sister from heart 26%

Tim Finney UK Garage 26 % (sorry pal)

jess, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nicole, not that I'm not ready to make every sacrifice, but I should point out that you failed to type in my full first name, and your results are therefore invalid. The real truth:

Nicholas Dastoor Nicole Kidman   75 %   Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Nicholas Dastoor and Nicole Kidman has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.

N., Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Edna Welthorpe and Andrew Eldritch 96 %

Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Edna Welthorpe and Andrew Eldritch has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.

Tom, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

jel and jel = 46%. Conclusive proof that I am not in love with myself.

jel, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I cannot be arsed to click on the link. It's not like that thing we used to do age 11 when you count the number of L, O, V, E, S's in your combined names and add it all together till you have a percentage is it? This is surely the only reliable method of testing compatability.

Emma, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, I imagine a similar algorithm is at work, Emma.

N., Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

going to the chapple

88 %

Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between geoff and harry potter has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.

goeff, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Someone was bound to do it:

robots and dinosaurs = 96%!

jel, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Sadly, it appears that some of the calculations using my name are clearly fraudulent. As an example of some better calculations, I offer up the following:

Nicole Willett / Steven Seagal = 72 %

Nicole Willett / Martin Rossiter = 67 % Nicole Willett / Paul Weller = 88 %

Brian Macdonald / Bill Gates = 75 %

Brian Macdonald / Greg Ginn = 54 %

And, in the clear, no holds barred, they were made for each other winner:

Brian Macdonald / George Bush =

99 %

Intriguingly, this does not indicate whether it was Bush Senior or Junior.

[I will let Nicole feel a bit better by noting that Nicole Willett / Scott Walker = 87 %...but you still do better with Paul W. ;-)]

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That's because Paul W. is a tiny man and I could beat him til he obeyed me. But somehow I'm not interested.

Nicole, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

jel and telling a funny joke = 11%. Yeah, this test is fundamentally flawed.

jel, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

But somehow I'm not interested.

MY EXACT THOUGHT regarding a certain Mr. Robinson -- and thus the balance of the world is maintained. ;-)

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Tom Ewing wuvs Sauron 76%: Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between tom ewing and sauron has a very good chance of being successful.

Edna Welthorpe, Mrs, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Tom Ewing LUVS Robert Smith 89%!

Dan Perry, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.lovecalculator.com/heart.gifNed Raggett LOOOOOVES ZAC DE LA ROCHA 81%!!!!!http://www.lovecalculator.com/heart.gif

"Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc. " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Some evil bastard, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Willa Ford + Brian MacDonald = 92%. Ah, sparkly pop love...

Dan Perry, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

These are the results of the calculations by Dr. Love: wil wheaton his own ass in a stupid fucking weblog 88 %

Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between wil wheaton and his own ass in a stupid fucking weblog has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.

goeff, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

So much for this theory...

The chance of a relationship working out between chicken and bear is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible, if the two of you really want it to, and are prepared to make some sacrifices for it. You'll have to spend a lot of quality time together. You must be aware of the fact that this relationship might not work out at all, no matter how much time you invest in it.

Kim, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

chicken and bear 26 %

Kim, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ok, I put in the name of every male I currently know, am thinking about sleeping with, have ever dated, am just friends with, etc., and all of them got between 10-17%. Then I put in the name of a female coworker that I've almost made out with twice and got 89%!!!! I think it's time for me to go Sandra Bernhardt instead of Bon Jovi.

Ally, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I Love Everything 4 I Love Music? 53%

BUT

ILE 4 ILM? only 33%

alext, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ally, you and Ethan give 73% if you use full names. Heh.

Dan Perry, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What is this thread about?

the pinefox, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

*clears throat* Let it be known:

http://www.lovecalculator/heart.gifDan Perry LUSTS WITH A BURNING DESIRE FORC.C. DEVILLE 93%

A very good chance of being successful.

Thank you.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

stooopp it my boss wants to know why i look like i am expiring from mirth!! :D

katie, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hank and I got 99%. Why couldn't have someone posted this link earlier in the week? Dr. Love has solved all of life's problems for us. Bliss.

Samantha, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

We each got 59% and 61% when matched with our ex-spouses. *in voice of nelson* hah ha. I like this little thing.

Samantha, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ned Raggett + Britney Spears = 96%.

Now that she's finally stopped looking like an alien from the planet Zong, I can deal with this more than in the past. I'd still tell her to cut the Janet Jacksonisms, though.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

why am i mentioned so many times in this thread?!?!

ethan, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't know. It's weird.

N., Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That little cartoon heart is beginning to freak me out. I can't explain it.

Kim, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

jel and anyone = 67%... Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between jel and anyone has a reasonable chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not.

jel, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

you can't mess with logic like that.

jel, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ETHAN

Mike Hanle y, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yo, cause I insist on keeping my LastNameWithheld, just let me know if you wanna see how compatible Dr. Love thinks we are.

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

fr'instance, I only got a 61% chance of making it with ETHAN PADGETT.

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Okay, no rush, one at a time now, foax.

The chances of a successful relationship between Mitch and

Tom Ewing: 78% Jess Harvell: 84%
Melissa W: 92%
Chickenbear: 61%
Dr. Zoidburg: 65%
That Girl From "Dark Angel", But Only In That One Interview I Saw: 17%
Dr. Love: 44%
I Love Everything: 41%

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

thank you for reminding me about dr.zoidburg! i haven't been able to watch futurama in a year and i'd forgotten he'd existed, i literally shouted 'dr.zoidburg!' when i saw his name.

ethan, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

SOMEONE MATCH UP gORBACHEV AND LUCY LUI

Mike Hanle y, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Why don't you, Bossy McBossface?

Ally, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm planning on humiliating myself in the next fifteen minutes or so. This could go decently but is far more likely to go very badly.

Maria, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Now this is calculated proof that this Love Calculator is a crock:

Brian MacDonald http://www.lovecalculator.com/heart.gif Brian MacDonald = 82%

Even more shocking:

Momus http://www.lovecalculator.com/heart.gif Momus = 64%
Ned Raggett http://www.lovecalculator.com/heart.gif Ned Raggett = 53%
Dan Perry http://www.lovecalculator.com/heart.gif Dan Perry = 26%

Ladies and Gentlemen, Matthijs Sypkens Smit and Thijs Kinkhorst are the collective Magic Alex of love-ology.

Brian MacDonald, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

[Simultaneous din of impressions of Peter Lorre in "The Maltese Falcon"]

Brian MacDonald, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Intriguing new results:

Ally Kearney + Mike Hanley = 87%

Ally Kearney + Fire Marshal Harley Guy = 94%!!!!

Ally Kearney + Otis Wheeler = 29%

I think this is proof that this is shit. I shall no longer play these silly ass games.

Ally, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hanle y calls for his tart, and yet you reject him.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

MATCH UP TART AND GOD

Mike Hanle y, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The chance of a relationship working out between A Tart and God is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible, if the two of you really want it to, and are prepared to make some sacrifices for it. You'll have to spend a lot of quality time together. You must be aware of the fact that this relationship might not work out at all, no matter how much time you invest in it. (31%)

Tart., Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

rainy and an apple = 23%. "Spend as much time together as possible."

rainy, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Who's the Fire Marshal Harley Guy?

Brian MacDonald, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Riiiiick, Riiiiick! Shurely the same-person percentages identify how well they can wank.

Tracer Hand, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

wrong movie, sorry

Tracer Hand, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The chance of a relationship working out between Kevin Fitzgerald and Vicks NyQuil is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible, if the two of you really want it to, and are prepared to make some sacrifices for it. You'll have to spend a lot of quality time together. You must be aware of the fact that this relationship might not work out at all, no matter how much time you invest in it. (25%)

kevin enas, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Tarkus & Chickenbear = 27%

rosemary, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Mike Hanle y Rainy 36 %

The chance of a relationship working out between Mike Hanle y and Rainy is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible, if the two of you really want it to, and are prepared to make some sacrifices for it. You'll have to spend a lot of quality time together. You must be aware of the fact that this relationship might not work out at all, no matter how much time you invest in it.

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

star wars fan and lord of the rings fan = 88 %

Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between star wars fan and lord of the rings fan has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.

jel, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

How wonderful, I can now live with myself in harmony.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I have no idea who Fire Marshal Harley is.

Ally, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

two years pass...
cozen Vs. larry david - 87%

cºzen (Cozen), Sunday, 19 September 2004 17:27 (twenty years ago)

This is the most misleading thread title ever.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 19 September 2004 17:42 (twenty years ago)

The chance of a relationship working out between Ken Chu and Ronan is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible, if the two of you really want it to, and are prepared to make some sacrifices for it. You'll have to spend a lot of quality time together. You must be aware of the fact that this relationship might not work out at all, no matter how much time you invest in it.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 19 September 2004 17:47 (twenty years ago)

So what's their married name? Ken Fitzgerald or Ronan Chu?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 19 September 2004 17:49 (twenty years ago)

I'm Larry David, bitch.

adam. (nordicskilla), Sunday, 19 September 2004 17:51 (twenty years ago)

You SO want to be Mr. Adam Chiklis.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 19 September 2004 17:53 (twenty years ago)

shave my head.

adam. (nordicskilla), Sunday, 19 September 2004 17:54 (twenty years ago)

89 %
Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Sick Mouthy and Dog Latin's sister has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 19 September 2004 17:56 (twenty years ago)

The chance of a relationship working out between amateur!st and teh roffle is not very big

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 19 September 2004 18:16 (twenty years ago)

ilx productive work

29 %


The chance of a relationship working out between ilx and productive work is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible, if the two of you really want it to, and are prepared to make some sacrifices for it. You'll have to spend a lot of quality time together. You must be aware of the fact that this relationship might not work out at all, no matter how much time you invest in it.

ken c (ken c), Sunday, 19 September 2004 18:18 (twenty years ago)

Holy shit, I picked the wrong career.

Barry Bruner Physics
15%

Dr. Love thinks a relationship might work out between Barry Bruner and physics, but the chance is very small.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 19 September 2004 18:30 (twenty years ago)

"... oh, you have a partner? that's nice, see, I don't have a partner, she's more like a rival..."

cºzen (Cozen), Sunday, 19 September 2004 18:38 (twenty years ago)

whatever happened to Mike Hanley?

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Sunday, 19 September 2004 18:42 (twenty years ago)

bjork leon sphinx 86 %

Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between bjork and leon sphinx has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.

jess (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 19 September 2004 18:47 (twenty years ago)

He swallowed some bees, Billy.

Alba (Alba), Sunday, 19 September 2004 21:11 (twenty years ago)

Chickenbear

j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 20 September 2004 00:52 (twenty years ago)

Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.

g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 20 September 2004 01:39 (twenty years ago)

jess, it's "spinks"

g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 20 September 2004 01:40 (twenty years ago)

69 %

Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Ol' Dirty Bastard and Varg Vikernes has a reasonable chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not. Your relationship may suffer good and bad times. If things might not be working out as you would like them to, do not hesitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together, talk with each other.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 20 September 2004 01:42 (twenty years ago)

Chickenbear [hearts] DJ Grizz

26 %

The chance of a relationship working out between Chickenbear and DJ Grizz is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible, if the two of you really want it to, and are prepared to make some sacrifices for it. You'll have to spend a lot of quality time together. You must be aware of the fact that this relationship might not work out at all, no matter how much time you invest in it.

j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 20 September 2004 01:44 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

The chance of a relationship working out between esteban buttez and gr8080 is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible, if the two of you really want it to, and are prepared to make some sacrifices for it. You'll have to spend a lot of quality time together. You must be aware of the fact that this relationship might not work out at all, no matter how much time you invest in it.

○◙i shine cuz i genital grind◙○ (roxymuzak), Sunday, 28 September 2008 16:44 (sixteen years ago)


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