Don't like dog farts? Buy this thong!

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The Dogone - Dog Gas Neutralizing Pad is a comfortable and least intrusive means for deodorizing gassy discharges in a thong design. This will eliminate pet odors and dog odors from flatus or flatulence.

― kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 31 July 2006 14:31 (twenty years ago)

well, i guess that won't be available in agent provocateur. :-( not very sexy, is it?

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 31 July 2006 14:35 (twenty years ago)

not really. there's an anti-dog-fart diaper model available, too, if that suits your fancy

― kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 31 July 2006 14:38 (twenty years ago)

the thong that cuts the cheese.

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 31 July 2006 16:02 (twenty years ago)

fuck. why waste this on dogs?

― DAVE's secret to fortu-Oh look! Shiny! (dave225.3), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 11:49 (twenty years ago)

"Why do the terrorists hate us?"
"Well, for one thing, some of our citizens have actually spent money on underwear that neutralizes the smell of their dogs' farts."
"I see. Are the terrorists accepting applications?"

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 12:02 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

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― del griffith, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 22:20 (sixteen years ago)

That is maybe the best drawing of a dog's facial expression that I have ever seen.

― could be a bad day for (Abbott), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 23:27 (sixteen years ago)

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