Help me win a trip to Fiji please?

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Tell us in 25 words or less, if you could only pack one item in your suitcase for your Fiji Holiday, what would it be and why?

― Hard like armour (Hard like armour), Monday, 31 July 2006 22:55 (twenty years ago)

THE BIBLE, OBVIOUSLY.

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Monday, 31 July 2006 22:57 (twenty years ago)

A shank. Or better, a small pistol. There's a coup every year or two there.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiji_coup_of_2000

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiji_coups_of_1987

― paulhw (paulhw), Monday, 31 July 2006 22:58 (twenty years ago)

http://www.krappy.com/img/productImages/glow_jesus_big.gif

― Hard like armour (Hard like armour), Monday, 31 July 2006 23:34 (twenty years ago)

http://www.krappy.com/img/productImages/glow_jesus_big.gif

― Hard like armour (Hard like armour), Monday, 31 July 2006 23:34 (twenty years ago)

Wow, Jesus really wants to go to Fiji. What's that yellow thing he's taking with him?

― sara wood (Forgot My Pencil), Monday, 31 July 2006 23:52 (twenty years ago)

A urine sample.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 06:52 (twenty years ago)

His sample has a disproportionately high level of testosterone.

― Hard like armour (Hard like armour), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 22:30 (twenty years ago)

If you're serious, you must craft your answer to meet the prejudices of the sponsor. Who must we gull?

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 00:22 (twenty years ago)

just put "starving children"

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 00:35 (twenty years ago)

The sponsor is an airline

― Hard like armour (Hard like armour), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 03:26 (twenty years ago)

Money.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 03:30 (twenty years ago)

A computer with SABRE on it so I can book a flight the hell outta there!

(TOURISM JOKE)

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ The Unstoppable Troll Machine (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 03:32 (twenty years ago)

A urine sample

Would Jesus take A Shroud of Urine?

― Forgot My Pencil (Forgot My Pencil), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 04:17 (twenty years ago)

I will bring back a genuine Fijian souvenir for whoever provides the winning answer. Competition closes 4 August.

― Hard like armour (Hard like armour), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 04:30 (twenty years ago)

Genuine shark’s tooth necklace from a genuine drug dealer in Nadi

― Hard like armour (Hard like armour), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 04:34 (twenty years ago)

Vijay Singh, in the nude.

― lurker #2421, inc. (lurker-2421), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 04:44 (twenty years ago)

I hope he fits.

― Hard like armour (Hard like armour), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 04:53 (twenty years ago)

Enquiring minds need to know - why are you taking a Nudey Golfer? (reason must contain 20 words or less please)

― Forgot My Pencil (Forgot My Pencil), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 05:01 (twenty years ago)

Yes, but you see, money not only enables you to buy whatever you need when you reach Fiji, but it'll also boost the local economy, right? It's win/win.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 14:57 (twenty years ago)

Take your pegleg so you can busk while you're there.

― Forgot My Pencil (Forgot My Pencil), Thursday, 3 August 2006 00:24 (twenty years ago)

The likelihood of someone else answering "Vijay Singh, in the nude" is low and it fits the criteria of "creative", so that's what I'm going with. Wish me luck.

― Hard like armour (Hard like armour), Thursday, 3 August 2006 04:30 (twenty years ago)

did you work out WHY you are taking him?

― Forgot My Pencil (Forgot My Pencil), Thursday, 3 August 2006 04:35 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

i bought a plane ticket to fiji just now. i go monday.

the place i'm staying doesn't have any alcohol on the island. so the answer is

A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY

― jergins, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 05:58 (seventeen years ago)

when u finish, crawl inside and set yrself adrift on the ocean

― velko, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 06:01 (seventeen years ago)

the island has no alcohol at all or just the place? lol.

what kind whiskey u drink?

― tehresa, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 06:23 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.oceangramstore.com/Product_IMissYouOG.htm

― jergins, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 06:39 (seventeen years ago)

the place is the only place on the island, so both. owned by missionaries or something. but it's okay to bring...

jack daniels. bulleit is a little hard to track down here. even JD in NZ is nearly 50 a bottle

― jergins, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 06:41 (seventeen years ago)

50 us dollars?! wau!
i think you should be careful. i have heard some crazy stories about missionaries.

― tehresa, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 06:45 (seventeen years ago)

and their positions

― lad: "et tu, lady?" (haitch), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 06:46 (seventeen years ago)

if all of ilx channels their energy properly we can make jergins think he is drinking bulleit while he sips his jd.

― tehresa, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 06:47 (seventeen years ago)

pretty sure the answer is SEVERAL BOTTLES OF WHISKEY itc

― h3len k. (Lamp), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 06:52 (seventeen years ago)

You picked the wrong island. Should I ever get married, the honeymoon will be here, a little island with 6 guest rooms spread along the ridge, in the middle of a nature preserve, 25 miles from any other inhabited island. My best dive (of 200+ this life) was offshore.

― Phat Phuc (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 13:24 (seventeen years ago)

i've never been to fiji. in nz it used to be everyone's dream to go there. my sister got a postcard from her friend that said, in big round handwriting with circles over the i's, 'picture me on a boat, sitting in a deck chair admiring my toenail polish, sipping on a drink with chunks of pineapple in it and a paper umbrella sticking out the top' so we did and then we were glum about our lot, as well as a bit critical of her expression.

― estela, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 21:25 (seventeen years ago)

this is gonna be interesting. my planning has been so half-assed.

You picked the wrong island.

orly
http://www.fiji.pictures-pacific.com/lomaiviti/caqalai-air.jpg
http://images.nextstop.com/804a425b-dfb8-4a21-bd83-f23885d6fcd7_300sq
http://img3.travelblog.org/Photos/22585/151676/f/1086795-Tiny-Caqalai-1.jpg
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_XxTGi_YtwxM/R_Yoe6xegkI/AAAAAAAAAUU/LweGCh25vJg/s512/_88.JPG

― jergins, Saturday, 24 October 2009 06:06 (sixteen years ago)

also honeymooners gotta gtfo

― jergins, Saturday, 24 October 2009 06:07 (sixteen years ago)

There is no way that will not be awesome

― i ? sauces (╓abies), Saturday, 24 October 2009 12:16 (sixteen years ago)

fi fuckin ji yall

― jergins, Sunday, 1 November 2009 08:10 (sixteen years ago)

http://images.google.com.fj/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=levuka&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2&aq=f&oq=

― jergins, Sunday, 1 November 2009 08:11 (sixteen years ago)

i drank kava. it's like they say: furry tongue, mildly narcotic
drank eight bowls, i was "the chief" cuz i'd bee n @ that resort the longest
could use a joint bcz that shit doesn't put you OVER knowwhati mean?

― jergins, Sunday, 1 November 2009 08:16 (sixteen years ago)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rvM4mhnSibo/RiruqH1ZUTI/AAAAAAAAAhA/RyHDadsrLgI/s320/imp+Levuka+street+and+Peceli680.jpg

You look so happy

― i ? sauces (╓abies), Sunday, 1 November 2009 08:17 (sixteen years ago)

lol @ same paunch

― jergins, Sunday, 1 November 2009 08:19 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

Going to Fiji in less than two weeks!

Work conference, however :-/

― Scritti Eros Poli (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 24 July 2011 09:21 (fifteen years ago)

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