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http://www.pizzaidf.org/PizzaLogo2.jpg

As called to my attention by this:

To honor and remember my beloved husband Steven Vincent, the freelance journalist kidnapped and murdered by Islamic fundamentalist thugs in Basra, Iraq on August 2, 2005, I send these pizzas as a tribute to your bravery, courage and dedication to the fight to rid the world of such monsters.

I...what...huh?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

you expect them to eat the local muck?

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

Moderator, lock universe.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

Fruit soup?

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

can you specify NY- or Chicago-style?

"Here, in your righteous quest to exterminate all the brutes, have some extra pepperoni"

― kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

Gifts of over $250 (by credit card, PayPal or check) are eligible for a US IRS tax deduction.

Wait--so giving things to other countries' military is tax-deductible?

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

also: http://burgeridf.org/ (note: no "ham"!)

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

they should combine this with one of those porno dick-thru-the-pizza sites for maximum brain-destroying insanity

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

The attempt to access the internet site:
http://pizzadickidf.org/

failed due to a DNS Resolution error. This error indicates that the website is not found on the Internet.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

Impossible. Sperm isn't kosher.

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

OMG I am out of the delivery area but SOUTHERN "EXPLODING" LEBANON isn't? Fuck you, pizza man!

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

M., I think you have a goal.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

What, making my sperm kosher?

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

I wouldn't go THAT far.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

Despite what you may have heard, it's not THAT big, Ned.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

We are losing sight of our main focus -- the towering pizza that wishes to smother a slew of soldiers.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

this also happens to be the 3d anniversary of pizza christ, if my memory is correct.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

pizza yahweh

― Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

How come we can't send them labneh, kofta, shawarma, baba ghanoush, or fattoush?

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

or pizza moishe

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pizza

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

Moderator, lock universe.

I might start a religion based on this prayer.

― xavier mcshane (xave), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

What about the lactose intolerant? THEY MUST BE GOD DAMN PANSY PEACE LOVING FAGGOTS! YOU'RE EITHER WITH US OR AGAINST US, BOOYAH!

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ The Unstoppable Troll Machine (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

And then they load the hot pizza in a homemade catapult and then they launch it at Hezbollah and it hits them in the faces and they RUN AWAY, SCREAMING, because it BURNS, and YAY THE SCRAPPY DOWN-AND-OUT KIDS' CAMP WINS!

― Eppy (Eppy), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

sending pizza to lactose-intolerant IDF soldiers = AN ACT OF TERRORISM BY ANTI-SEMITES WORSE THAN HITLER.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I kind of snortled/guffawed/wtf'ed when I saw this too.

BTW I don't get the impression that Israelis like pizza anywhere near as much as Americans, but my impression is probably skewed by my gf and her foodie family.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

Can someone please photoshop a falafelhezbollah.org image?

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://bobjagendorf.smugmug.com/photos/4216456-M.jpg
send a salami to your boy in the army

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

Cover of DJ Shadow's cookbook, right?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

send a scone to the war zone?

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

Chinese takeout at the breakout

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

Send a Bundt to the front.

Send a pozole to the fox hole (eh?).

― nickn (nickn), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

Rich cheese to the Blitzkreig?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

i'd send a kielbasa to the boys fighting hezbollah, but kielbasas aren't kosher :-(

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

send a feast to the middle east?

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

btw, the sign behind the salami sign says something like "this is where harry met sally, order what she got!" or something, because that's where the faux-orgasm scene was filmed.

I was there a few nights ago. I had matzoh ball soup, half a pastrami sandwhich, a Dr. Brown's Black Cherry soda and a crapload of pickles. A good jewish meal.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

Taco salade: support the jihad

― scrimhaw1837 (son_of_scrimshaw), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

send a knish to the skirmish

a snack to the attack

some gravy to yr boi in the navy

borscht to yr boi in the air forscht

― autovac (autovac), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

the IDF ain't no wusses, so send them some cookie pusses

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.leenite.org/thecritic/graphics/satcookp.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

mozarella for yer fightin' fella

― literalisp (literalisp), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

A Mallomar to your boy at war.

― nickn (nickn), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

HummusHamas.org?

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

Send a bread to the dead!
Send emmenthal fromage to the collateral damage! (well, it rhymes visually, right?)

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

Hey, buddy, how you doin'? Pizzaland, huh? Yeah, that's lots of fun.
http://images.quizilla.com/T/TH/THE/thehatz/1133951311_CMyMusic1337carl3.jpg
I just called to tell you that YOU BURNED MY FRICKIN' HOUSE DOWN!

― literalisp (literalisp), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

Sponsor some stews for the G.I. Jews

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

There's little that gets under my skin (as an American Jew) more than hero-worshipping of the IDF by American Jews, particularly in the Hillel hipster crowd.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

My gf was in the IDF and she thinks Jewish college students wearing IDF tees is about the funniest thing she's ever seen.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

i am very sure that i went to school with the girl in the red scarf:

http://bobjagendorf.smugmug.com/photos/4216456-M.jpg

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

and another of my friends used to be an american Hillel hipster IDF-worshipper but then she spent a semester in israel in 2004 and when she came back she had started calling them "sharon's murder machine." incredible.

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

american apHillel

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

"That's a girl friend
Oh that's a G-I-R-L-IDF-FREN ..."

― literalisp (literalisp), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

Send a yom for the war for our home

ps anyone got a rime for "war of no choice"

from website

― funny ringtones (funny ringtones), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

"chicken fried rice?"

― literalisp (literalisp), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

"bouillabaise"?

(hold the shellfish)

― literalisp (literalisp), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

as a tribute to your bravery, courage and dedication
http://static.flickr.com/32/38460173_cf4e84b628_m.jpg
to the fight to rid the world of such monsters.

― literalisp (literalisp), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

lfamular like half the people on the LES look like people I went to Oberlin with. Only like a quarter of them are though.

― Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 3 August 2006 00:24 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know what the LES is but i assume it's some new york thing and i am sure that that girl was my dessert-maker last year and made some wonderful almond butter cookies.

but she does have the kind of face that seems easy to reproduce. tell me what the LES is and i will make a judgment.

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 3 August 2006 02:40 (nineteen years ago)

Lower East Side. Lots of obies there. Not as much as in williamsburg or park slope, but plenty.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 3 August 2006 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

goddamn we are worse than rats in that fucking city

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 3 August 2006 02:46 (nineteen years ago)

so yeah, she might be one of a litter of clones. no way to tell if it's actually her.

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 3 August 2006 02:47 (nineteen years ago)

this really has made my day.

― aaron d.g. (aaron d.g.), Thursday, 3 August 2006 06:31 (nineteen years ago)

take pride in the fact that we RULE NYC.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 3 August 2006 11:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://gipizza.com/

http://gipizza.com/GIpizza1.jpg

― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 3 August 2006 12:56 (nineteen years ago)

Lame. They should bake the flag INTO the pizza.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 3 August 2006 12:56 (nineteen years ago)

Why do the IDF and the American soldiers get the exact same gross looking pizza?

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 3 August 2006 12:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://anymarine.com/pics/Merchant/BigJohnsBeefJerky.gif

(There's loads of other stuff on anymarine.com)

― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 3 August 2006 13:01 (nineteen years ago)

Thank you, Big John's Beef Jerky!

http://www.bigjohnsbeefjerky.com/feedback/bjbjMilPics/1ST%20PLATOON.JPG

― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 3 August 2006 13:02 (nineteen years ago)

Warning!

Military warns Israeli soldiers not to accept Internet pizzas

JERUSALEM—The army has barred soldiers serving in the West Bank and Gaza Strip from accepting pizza deliveries they did not order themselves, for fear the packages might be booby-trapped, the army said Wednesday.

Last month, Israeli pizzerias began delivering to soldiers via an Internet site [pizzaidf.org] where people place the orders as gifts for soldiers.

More than 4,000 pizzas have been sent, said Shimon Aharon, a British-born Israeli reservist who created the Web site.

Ninety percent of the pizzas were sent by Americans, with the remainder coming from Europe, South America, Australia and New Zealand.

― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 3 August 2006 13:20 (nineteen years ago)

for fear the packages might be booby-trapped

The concern about them not being kosher IS valid!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 3 August 2006 13:25 (nineteen years ago)

DUDES

http://www.burgerIDF.org/

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 3 August 2006 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

Stan linked it up way up top.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 3 August 2006 13:38 (nineteen years ago)

doh

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 3 August 2006 13:51 (nineteen years ago)

There's nothing a soldier likes more than cold fruit soup!

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 August 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

letters to the IDF from kids!

nothing so classic as "UH," but there are some illustrations.

http://pizzaidf.org/kids/MDflags.jpg

― kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 3 August 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

Israeli flag is tickling US flag and US flag is like "Ew, stop!"

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 3 August 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I don't know where I stand on this: it could be her, lfam, or it could not be. Perhaps I shall ask someone who has seen her recently...

― trees (treesessplode), Saturday, 12 August 2006 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

also:

"MY HUSBAND IS DEAD SO HERE'S A PIZZA.!!!!!!!! "

What. The. Fuck.

― trees (treesessplode), Saturday, 12 August 2006 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

My gf was in the IDF and she thinks Jewish college students wearing IDF tees is about the funniest thing she's ever seen.

The funniest IDF related t-shirts I have ever seen were ones with a picture of a bomber plane, an Israeli flag, and the slogan "Don't worry America - Israel is right behind you". In the olde city of Jerusalem they were often being sold on the same stalls as "Free Palestine" t-shirts.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Sunday, 13 August 2006 11:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/kevinmcfuck/bigsausagepizza.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

That lady has a weird tongue.

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

biggest fallacy of all this = 1 PIZZA SERVES 5 SOLDIERS? NO FUCKING WAY.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 15 August 2006 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

Is it wrong to say that mainly this thread just makes me want a pizza? And not just because of that last jpeg there!

― Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

lol
"fallacy"

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

i think that dick-thru-pizza might be the funniest thing in teh world.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 00:52 (nineteen years ago)

Now some gay porn producer really needs to create BigSausagePizzaIDF.org

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 01:38 (nineteen years ago)

they should combine this with one of those porno dick-thru-the-pizza sites for maximum brain-destroying insanity

-- s1ocki (slytus...), August 2nd, 2006 1:25 PM. (slutsky)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 03:33 (nineteen years ago)

Then there's quiche.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 03:52 (nineteen years ago)

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