'Significant shrinkage': Man finds himself in testicle debacle

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Deckchair trapped testicles

A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.

Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia.

His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.

But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.

He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.

Has anyone of you ever... Nah, forget I asked.

Gerard (Gerard), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1937986.html

Gerard (Gerard), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

publicity stunt

Lmaoborghini (eman), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

One salient difference between [Gary Busey and Nick Nolte] is that Gary has never had a 'testicle tuck.' If you're curious about what a testicle tuck is, Nolte tells us it "basically is to lift them up higher so you don't sit on them."

From here.

JimD (JimD), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 22:12 (eighteen years ago)


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