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A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes wentby and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole. ................So, He sent me."


REPOST THIS TITLED "DAMN MARINES" IN SUPPORT OF THE MARINE TROOPS FIGHTING FOR US

gear (gear), Tuesday, 8 August 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

2.donut - And then this is when the professor and the Marine really got to know each other...

[Repost and add your own extension to the story, or all your limbs will fall off, and you'll be a virgin for, like, five more centuries omg]

dottie nuttie dach nach dtnt hhhhhhhh (donut), Tuesday, 8 August 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

i love the 'delete from friends' option myspace has provided.

gear (gear), Tuesday, 8 August 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

Jack Chick has branched out!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 August 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

i love the 'delete from friends' option myspace has provided.
-- gear

Me too - I use it all the time.

rattusnorvegicus (ratty!!), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 05:13 (nineteen years ago)

i wondered why i had less friends today :(

electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 05:16 (nineteen years ago)

Jack Chick has branched out!

HAHA, i would love to see that illustrated!

derrick (derrick), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 05:18 (nineteen years ago)

There's not enough scripture quoting or hatred of catholics in there to make for quality jack chick.

Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 06:18 (nineteen years ago)

if anyone sent me that shit i'd be tempted to punch them a few times myself.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 06:49 (nineteen years ago)

God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers

Why is he so shit at it then?

Raw Patrick (Raw Patrick), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 08:28 (nineteen years ago)


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