Last week I rang their press office to ask about 2 questions regarding ketamine use, they said "it might take a day or two, email your questions to us", fair enough I thought, and finished my article, planning to put in the quotes later.
A week later, no reply, so I email them to check they got my email ok, I recieve a reply saying "your request has been sent to the National Drug Unit".
So yesterday I call the National Drug Unit myself, because at this stage if I don't finish the article I'll procrastinate and probably never do it, they give me the number of a Superintendent, I ring him all day yesterday and eventually get him this afternoon.
He asks me what my questions are, I'm sure he's going to answer them, but no, he asks me to hold on, then says he'll call me back.
He calls back ten minutes later and tells me that the Superintendent has never seen my request for a brief interview from the Press Office, and so I need to get them to send this to him.
He tells me to email the press office and tell them that the NDU is aware of that I have made a request to ask them some questions, but they need to be emailed my request to ask these questions.
It's funny, how is anyone supposed to get some work done! I'm tempted to write the Super's name and quote him as "we know nothing about ketamine that we could tell you without some serious research, we didn't even know Britain had a 4 million pound haul of it 5 months ago. Britain's not near Ireland is it???"
It's almost funny.
― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 12:25 (nineteen years ago)
Second, they're all big unwieldy bureaucracies anyway, so even if they wanted to say something useful, they probably couldn't. And agencies and divisions won't talk to each other because they're all competitive.
― beanz (beanz), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 12:36 (nineteen years ago)
― teh_kit haev been evicted, oh noes! (g-kit), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 12:50 (nineteen years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 13:12 (nineteen years ago)
― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 13:23 (nineteen years ago)
the email thing is laughable though. i mean if you ever come up against that i think you kinda just have to say "i'm sorry, my deadline is tighter than that. i really need to speak with someone today". email = down the memory hole
― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)
the questions basically concern the fact that they publish a report at the end of a year so I asked had there been any increase in seizures of ketamine in the first 7 months of this year, and then a more general PR quote like, "does the growing use of ketamine in the UK lead you to believe that it will soon grow in popularity in Ireland"
― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 14:39 (nineteen years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)
― Pete W (peterw), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)
This'll be in case they inadvertently say something which leads someone print a "police hint at Ireland's a growing drugs problem" when that's not the official line they want to peddle (if you'll pardon the pun).
A company I worked with had some people involved in a scandal elsewhere within the company. We were all told if anyone called looking for a quote we were to say nothing at all other than "no comment, you'll have to contact our press office, here is their number". Even an "I don't know" could have been misconstrued as "the company doesn't even tell its employees anything/their staff are too stupid to read the papers", apparently. When you're dealing with a national law enforcement agency, I imagine this level of caution is paramount.
― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)
― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)
― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)
― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 10 August 2006 10:27 (nineteen years ago)
that was some rule that Judge McDowell brought in (or maybe he was getting heavy regarding some rule that was already there but widely ignored). I think he was doing it to threaten cops with the sack/chokey if they gave off the record briefings.
― DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 10 August 2006 10:46 (nineteen years ago)
― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 10 August 2006 11:05 (nineteen years ago)
But the worst about the police are the officers themselves. When - at a scene or something - you simply ask them what went on, they can act so overly secretive about every minor detail, when there's really nothing secret, shocking or unusual about it. That bugs me the most. I'm just trying to do my job and here they are acting all "sorry, can't tell you this/that yet", when there really is no point in keeping that information back. It's like they suffer from a lack of self-esteem, like they want to be regarded as very important, knowing of information *only* they may know. A simple call to the press-office, and there's my info, but it shouldn't be like that.
― Gerard (Gerard), Thursday, 10 August 2006 11:12 (nineteen years ago)
― Gerard (Gerard), Thursday, 10 August 2006 11:16 (nineteen years ago)
― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 10 August 2006 11:30 (nineteen years ago)
Perhaps it's got to do with the significant amount of cops (especially motor-highway cops) and firemen who have moustaches? ;)
― Gerard (Gerard), Thursday, 10 August 2006 15:11 (nineteen years ago)
― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 10 August 2006 15:13 (nineteen years ago)
― Gerard (Gerard), Thursday, 10 August 2006 15:19 (nineteen years ago)
Minneapolis development: https://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2020/07/24/minneapolis-city-council-votes-9-3-to-eliminate-mpd-public-information-officer-role/
― Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Friday, 24 July 2020 16:27 (five years ago)