Write your own Fox News crawl!

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Inspired by this story on Kos, this thread is where you get to be in charge of the Fox News crawl. Use it to respond to whatever manly thing the GOP is up to, or whatever terrorist-enabling thing the democrats are doing. Or just use it whenever you think the public needs a little over-the-top scare to keep them in a constant state of fear!

― schwantz (schwantz), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 21:55 (twenty years ago)

So as long as there's a question mark at the end of the headline, it's not editorializing?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 22:06 (twenty years ago)

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PRESIDENT BUSH, FUNCTIONALLY ILLITERATE?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 22:14 (twenty years ago)

Or rather:

SOME SAY IF THERE'S A QUESTION MARK AT THE END OF THE HEADLINE, IT'S NOT EDITORIALIZING.

― schwantz (schwantz), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 22:18 (twenty years ago)

HAS NED LAMONT STOPPED BEATING HIS WIFE?

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 10 August 2006 01:49 (twenty years ago)

SURVEY SHOWS NON-AMERICANS TYPICALLY MORE UNAMERICAN THAN AMERICANS

― chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Thursday, 10 August 2006 01:51 (twenty years ago)

HOW DO I SHOT TERRORIST?

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 10 August 2006 02:11 (twenty years ago)

GEORGE BUSH: GREAT PRESIDENT, OR THE GREATEST PRESIDENT?

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Thursday, 10 August 2006 02:53 (twenty years ago)

CIMATE SCIENTISTS: TRYING TO DESTROY OUR ECONOMY(obligatory questionmark?)

― Morgan Patrick (public_radio), Thursday, 10 August 2006 05:16 (twenty years ago)

GOT ROOT?

― badg (badg), Thursday, 10 August 2006 05:21 (twenty years ago)

TERROR ALERT LEVEL: THROUGH THE FUCKING ROOF

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Thursday, 10 August 2006 14:28 (twenty years ago)

seven years pass...

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― 龜, Monday, 12 May 2014 01:09 (twelve years ago)

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