Brought to the world's attention by Wonkette and republished here for your benefit,
was put together by a librarian charged with archiving all the random publications churned out by US government departments over the years to make sure they don't get their spending cut.
My favourites are "Know the eggs you buy" and "Distinguishing bolts from screws".
Other examples of the genre from around the world are more than welcome.
― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Thursday, 10 August 2006 14:32 (nineteen years ago)