Getting fucked in the ass by abst-only sex-ed

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In Canton, Ohio, a high school found out that 1 out of every 8 female students was pregnant last year(65 out of 460).

So, they're actually changing the policy, to one that actually be more "responsible."

Of course, it took a pregnancy rate of 13% and a bunch of teenagers getting fucked over before they came around, but hey, gotta start somewhere.

― kingfish trapped under ice (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

Aaaaaargh, so predictable. 1 out of 8. Wow.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

you don't get pregnant that way [/obvious]

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha thank you elmo!

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

But wouldn't that make for a great class?

"If you want to save it for marriage, there is a way..."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

you don't get pregnant that way [/obvious]

i know! it's like a free ride when you've already paid!

― kingfish trapped under ice (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

Only funny until you realize that some teens actually think that way...

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

new sexual euphemism for the anus = "the loophole"

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 481,000 for expanding loophole. (0.32 seconds)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

Oops, my math was wrong. 65 out of 460 is 1 out of 7, actually.

"So I say to you, Class of '07, look to your left. Now, look to your right. Now look in four other directions. One of you will inseminate or be spunked into by the other. Best to start practising now."

― kingfish trapped under ice (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "loophole to mouth".

― milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

According to the Canton Health Department, statistics through July 2005 showed that 104 of the 586 babies born to Canton residents in Aultman Hospital and Mercy Medical Center had mothers between the ages of 11 and 19.

11?!?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

i think more than one of them would have been spunked into tbh.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

why so shocked jaymc (they didn't say how many 11 year olds.. could be just one)?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

i think more than one of them would have been spunked into tbh.

well, i was averaging it over the class size, assuming that your average midwestern high school will have a handful who will be taking several more loads than others. It's a fine gradient of money shots, from lining up the football team and going at 'em like a circus seal, to those who won't get any until their sophomore year at university.

― kingfish trapped under ice (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

Just one? Shit, I got all worked up over nuthin'. (XP)

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/8802/ptspetesp4.jpg

― mentalismé (sanskrit), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

Where in this article does it say that the old sex ed program was abstinence only? It says that the program will include an abstinence message, and it says that the old program was inadequate (outdated textbooks, etc.).

― Super Cub (Debito), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

Where in this article does it say that the old sex ed program was abstinence only?

I think it's strongly implicit in the description of the new program, since it's the addition of safe-sex information that brings this program "in line with national standards":

The new Canton school board program promotes abstinence but also will teach students who decide to have sex how to do so responsibly, bringing the city school district's health curriculum in line with national standards.

― Paul in Santa Cruz (Paul in Santa Cruz), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 23:21 (nineteen years ago)

Just one? Shit, I got all worked up over nuttin'. (XP)
-- Laurel (sininspac...) (webmail), August 16th, 2006. (Laurel)

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 23:29 (nineteen years ago)

goatse.cx

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 23:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.extraneo.it/goatse/images/sfondo_05.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 23:50 (nineteen years ago)

Pfft. Since when has an eleven year old been considered a teenager?

― S- (sgh), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 23:54 (nineteen years ago)

since eleventeen years ago

― =[[ (eman), Thursday, 17 August 2006 00:04 (nineteen years ago)

what the hell else are you gonna do in Canton??

― timmy tannin (pompous), Thursday, 17 August 2006 01:01 (nineteen years ago)

haha, "loophole"

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 17 August 2006 02:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCEyb-FCls8

― kingfish trapped under ice (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 17 August 2006 02:35 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

YES YES YES!!!!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/05/07/obama-eliminates-abstinen_n_199205.html

― a sweet ballet dancer (ENBB), Friday, 8 May 2009 14:39 (sixteen years ago)

Now all those kids will be forced into gay marriages oh wait

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 May 2009 14:49 (sixteen years ago)

gothic loophole

― SQUIRREL WITH A PEOPLE FACE (╓abies), Friday, 8 May 2009 15:26 (sixteen years ago)

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