Suggest and idea for a song and I will write it

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gauntlet thrown down

Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Friday, 25 August 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

idea 1. throwing down the gauntlet

Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 25 August 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

cheap but versatile food shopping tips

The Real DG (D to thee G), Friday, 25 August 2006 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

Secret Cappuccinos

The Real DG (D to thee G), Friday, 25 August 2006 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

Secret Cappuccinos

The Real DG (D to thee G), Friday, 25 August 2006 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

Balancing a checkbook register.

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 25 August 2006 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

My lovely horse.

chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Friday, 25 August 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

A song about a pencil case. A lost pencil case that someone finds, and it's really a portal to a parellel universe.

jel -- (jel), Friday, 25 August 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

why does that guy momus wear an eye patch?

The Real DG (D to thee G), Friday, 25 August 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

A sprawling techno-pop-shoegaze (sort of OX4 meets Ray Of Light) anthem about two people other than the singer who are deeply in love with each other, and how beautiful this is. About four minutes in the textures drop out of the song and an acoustic guitar and some fluffy keyboards carry it up and up and up and away, with the lyrical content throwing in some devastating bombshell about the couple.

Scourage (Haberdager), Friday, 25 August 2006 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

Receiving a 'Mexican Refund' from an acquaintance.

chrisco (chrisco), Friday, 25 August 2006 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

ned raggett's feelings about facial hair

mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 25 August 2006 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

Secret Cappuccinos

g00blar (gooblar), Friday, 25 August 2006 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

Man enters apartment to discover roommate receiving anal on his couch.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 25 August 2006 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

Secret Cappuccinos

The Real DG (D to thee G), Friday, 25 August 2006 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

A psychedelic Dukes OF Stratosphear-meets-Isis progressive metal song about a global government conspiracy to tell the world's people that they must build a missile the size of Switzerland to blow up a comet headed straight for earth, whereas in fact, after the twenty-year production period, the governments, Hugo Drax-stylee, select the 'best' people to leave Earth and live on a giant self-sustaining space-station already hidden in the Earth's orbit, detonating the missile on Earth by remote-control and destroying all life there as they fly off to seek new lands, only to be destroyed by an oncoming comet (haha!) at the truly destructive climax.

Scourage (Haberdager), Friday, 25 August 2006 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

"The Final Countdown" - Europe.

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 25 August 2006 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

why does that guy momus wear an eye patch?

There's definitely a song in there somewhere

dud Hab 'C' dEva (Dada), Friday, 25 August 2006 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

In his eye socket?!

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 25 August 2006 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

After a head has been severed it will still have a minute and a half of cogent thought.

Write a song that lasts a minute and a half, narrated by the aforementioned severed head.

JoseMaria (JoseMaria), Friday, 25 August 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

Ha ha! That could be part of the song - socket rhymes with so many useful words (xpost)

dud Hab 'C' dEva (Dada), Friday, 25 August 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

how will a consensus be reached

Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Friday, 25 August 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

I quite like the severed head one. Although I'm also quite a fan of my own second suggestion (the 'ambitious, OTT, rather awesome' route). :-)

Scourage (Haberdager), Friday, 25 August 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

write a song about the eight main breeds of swine (Berkshire, Hampshire, Yorkshire, Spotted, Duroc, Landrace, Chester White, and Poland China)

no, better yet, a concept album with a song devoted to each!

bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Friday, 25 August 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

alright, no more suggestions! I will chose...

Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Friday, 25 August 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

alright, I'm done. But I just realized if I put it up on the web it raises the possiblity that one of you will sue me for using your ideas without permission.

Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Friday, 25 August 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

'S okay we're not all Americans here

dud Hab 'C' dEva (Dada), Friday, 25 August 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

hu?

xpost

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 25 August 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

"Oh, Wrinklespaws" should be the B-side.

slugbuggy (slugbuggy), Friday, 25 August 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

"Wrinklepaws," I mean. "So Not Gonna Happen" also would be nice.

slugbuggy (slugbuggy), Friday, 25 August 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

Cleaning out the toaster

JTS (JTS), Friday, 25 August 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

The Aristocrats: The Song.
"We are the world"-style.

scnnr drkly (scnnr drkly), Friday, 25 August 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

"Fear of Litigiousness"

Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Saturday, 26 August 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

Write something very clever about time signatures. It should be in 4/4 time.

Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 26 August 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

you can write a song about me. and i won't sue you, i promise.

Kim (Kim), Sunday, 3 September 2006 01:47 (nineteen years ago)


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