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Im 19 from Aus, Ied been smoking weed for bout 4 1/2 years full time.. bout 3 - 4 grams a day.. A bong bfor everything.. befor work, during work, after work, bfor i go out, if i went out and whilst im out and once i get home.. One night i got into bed after a long day of blazing, i was layin there and i felt a bit funny.. bit worried if u will.. then my heart started racing, i didnt kno wat was going on, i was sweating from head 2 toe and scared shitless.. then it would calm down after bout 30 seconds, bout 1 min later... it started happening again, and again and again, bout 7 - 8 times.... that was 2 weeks ago.. i havent thought of smoking.. not once.. fear is a powerful emotion and if u can use it 2 quit i highly suggest it.. Good day 2 u alll..

― Andy B (AndyBB), Sunday, 27 August 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

I'm 19, and I come from Australia. I had been smoking marijuana for about four-and-a-half years, full-time, at a rate of about three to four grams per day. I would smoke a bong of marijuana before everything: before work, during work, after work, before I go out, while I'm out, and once I was home. One night I got into bed after a long day of smoking marijuana. I was lying there, and I felt a bit funny, or a bit worried if you will. Then my heart started racing. I didn't know what was going on; I was sweating from head to toe,and I was quite frightened. The feeling would calm down after about 30 seconds to one minute later, but then it started happening again and again, about seven or eight times. That was two weeks ago. I haven't thought about smoking since then, not once. Fear is a powerful emotion, and if you can use it to quit I highly suggest it. Good day to you all.

― n/a (Nick A.), Sunday, 27 August 2006 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

I'm 19, and I come from Australia. I had been smoking marijuana for about four-and-a-half years, full-time, at a rate of about three to four grams per day. I would smoke a bong of marijuana before everything: before work, during work, after work, before I went out, while I was out, and once I was home. One night I got into bed after a long day of smoking marijuana. I was lying there, and I felt a bit funny, or a bit worried if you will. Then my heart started racing. I didn't know what was going on; I was sweating from head to toe,and I was quite frightened. The feeling would calm down after about 30 seconds to one minute later, but then it started happening again and again, about seven or eight times. That was two weeks ago. I haven't thought about smoking since then, not once. Fear is a powerful emotion, and if you can use it to quit I highly suggest it. Good day to you all.

― n/a (Nick A.), Sunday, 27 August 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

Mm, nope, still unreadable.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 27 August 2006 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

Read it in a simon bates voice.

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Sunday, 27 August 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

"He's pulled a whitey! Get 'im back to 'is room..."

― Scourage (Haberdager), Sunday, 27 August 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

I'm 19, and I come from Australia. I had been smoking cocks for about four-and-a-half years, full-time, at a rate of about three to four cocks per day. I would smoke a cock before everything: before work, during work, after work, before I went out, while I was out, and once I was home. One night I got into bed after a long day of smoking cock. I was lying there, and I felt a bit funny, or a bit worried if you will. Then my heart started racing. I didn't know what was going on; I was sweating from head to toe,and I was quite frightened. The feeling would calm down after about 30 seconds to one minute later, but then it started happening again and again, about seven or eight times. That was two weeks ago. I haven't thought about smoking cock since then, not once. Fear is a powerful emotion, and if you can use it to quit I highly suggest it. Good day to you all.

― n/a (Nick A.), Sunday, 27 August 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

Dear Penthouse Forum:

I know you're not going to believe this story, but it's 100 percent true: I'm 19, and I come from Australia. I had been smoking cocks for about four-and-a-half years, full-time, at a rate of about three to four cocks per day. I would smoke a cock before everything: before work, during work, after work, before I went out, while I was out, and once I was home. One night I got into bed after a long day of smoking cock. I was lying there, and I felt a bit funny, or a bit worried if you will. Then my heart started racing. I didn't know what was going on; I was sweating from head to toe,and I was quite frightened. The feeling would calm down after about 30 seconds to one minute later, but then it started happening again and again, about seven or eight times. That was two weeks ago. I haven't thought about smoking cock since then, not once. Fear is a powerful emotion, and if you can use it to quit I highly suggest it. Good day to you all.

― n/a (Nick A.), Sunday, 27 August 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

This makes my Arctic Monkeys rant look like a Bob Hope one-liner...

― Scourage (Haberdager), Sunday, 27 August 2006 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

I'm a Baptist, and I come from Lapland. I had been cooking weevils for about four-and-a-half heartbeats, full-time, at a rate of about three to four obelisks per day. I would smoke a grievance before everything: before school, during church, after timpani, before I came out, while I was out, and once I was obsolete. One churchmouse I got into park after a long dream of hoping dreams. I was gasping there, and I felt a bit retro, or a bit retro if you will. Then my racecars started racing. I didn't know what was going on; I was weeping from head to toe,and I was quite freebased. The erection would calm down after about 30 seconds to one minute later, but then it started happening again and again, about seven or eight times. That was foreskin and seven years ago. I haven't thought about Shelley Winters since then, not once. Tickling is a powerful emotion, and if you can use it to consumate I highly suggest it. Good day to you all.

― n/a (Nick A.), Sunday, 27 August 2006 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

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― n/a (Nick A.), Sunday, 27 August 2006 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, you are not funny. In fact, you are showing yourself to be painfully unfunny, patently unfunny, a grotesque heap of overreaching humor-impaired desperation. It makes us wish you were dead, which is a sad state of affairs.

― Scourage (Haberdager), Sunday, 27 August 2006 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://peach.itc.it/images/peach2-1.jpg

― n/a (Nick A.), Sunday, 27 August 2006 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, you are not dudeunny. In dudeact, you are showing yourseldude to be paindudeully undudeunny, patently undudeunny, a grotesque heap odude overreaching humor-impaired desperation. It makes us wish you were dead, which is a sad state odude adudedudeairs.

― n/a (Nick A.), Sunday, 27 August 2006 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

N/A's funnier than you'll ever be, Scourage...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 27 August 2006 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://febrero.extremevideostore.com/dude%20wheres%20the%20party.jpg

― n/a (Nick A.), Sunday, 27 August 2006 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

FITE!

N/A, don't take it personally. My discouragement was in jest, although evidently it wasn't jestful enough for some...unless they do but jest in return.

― di Scourage ment (Haberdager), Sunday, 27 August 2006 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

n/a is one of the funniest ilx posters of all time, so the odds of anyone else being funnier is quite low.

― estela (estela), Sunday, 27 August 2006 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

are quite low

― estela (estela), Sunday, 27 August 2006 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

scourage, you better calm the fuck down and lower your posts per day before we cause you to have a mc style meltdown which you better believe we can do.

― chaki (chaki), Sunday, 27 August 2006 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.tootsie.com/img/andes.gif

― timmy tannin (pompous), Sunday, 27 August 2006 23:07 (nineteen years ago)

mc? not heard of. link me up, please.

― Scourage (Haberdager), Sunday, 27 August 2006 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

no. just stop.

― chaki (chaki), Sunday, 27 August 2006 23:14 (nineteen years ago)

LouisHz

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Sunday, 27 August 2006 23:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/1070/potterjaggeryf4.jpg

― chaki (chaki), Sunday, 27 August 2006 23:22 (nineteen years ago)

lesson 1: don't diss musical genres you know next to zilch about
lesson 2: don't, even in jest, diss one ILX legend with the words of another
lesson 3: know when to stop. night, everyone! Appreciate the pic, chaki :-)

important news: from next week onwards I shall be employed and then back at university, so in fact you'll be seeing very little of me in the imminent future.

― Scourage (Haberdager), Sunday, 27 August 2006 23:30 (nineteen years ago)

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Sunday, 27 August 2006 23:39 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think I want to be an ILX legend

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 28 August 2006 01:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.garmin.com/graphics/MSicon1.gif

― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Monday, 28 August 2006 01:39 (nineteen years ago)

Smoke Weed Everyday

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Monday, 28 August 2006 03:02 (nineteen years ago)

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