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― anthony, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Rabelais having one of his characters talk about the best way to wipe the bum is freaking hilarious. Final instrument of choice -- a goose's neck.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the rectum

― mike hanle y, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

MIKE WIPES WITH BOOKs!

― Momus, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Momus gets possessed!

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Its so much more insulting than burning the books. The Nazi s were too uptight to have mass book wipings

― mike hanle y, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The part where Madame Bovary and her lover do it in the carriage. And all of Nicholson Baker's The Fermata, particularly the Marion the librarian chapters.

― Prude, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

in the fermata where she sprays the girls butt after she has a shit, after sh'es pissed on her fett...that's cute

― goeff, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

In Bad Wisdom (Bill Drummond/Mark Manning) The two adventurers meet the father of a disabled girl who encourages them to "go three way airtight, bagsy the jacksy."

For years I thought this was the sickest passage in literature, then I read "The Braille Encyclopaedia" by Grant Morrison. He is one sick pup.

― Simeon, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually, they are the dirtiest dirty passages I could think of. The ride-on lawnmower in Fermata is probably my favourite.

― Simeon, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

A white horse fell in the mud!

― Gale Deslongchamps, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ned is OTM with Rabelais. he also calls Gargantua's botty a "bung" (the bung has flung some dung, if i recall correctly) 400 YEARS before Beavis and Butthead was invented!

― katie, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

where i come from we have no bunghooole...lake titihuaca....

― goeff, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Senor Beavis, donde esta tu hall pass?

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

are you threatening me?

― goeff, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

One of the greatest cinematic moments ever involved dirty passages, and was in Porky's II.

A local power-weilding preacher and the school principal are battling it out finding the dirtiest passages they can from Shakespeare and The Bible respectively. This scene is almost upstaged by the final kiss off scene involving the girl with the vomit-filled boobies, but not quite. The rest of Porky's II is total crap, though -- the first Porky's overall is a much better film.

I'm being totally serious, now.

― Brian MacDonald, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Next from Brian -- a review of the Police Academy canon.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This isn't really the place to ask, but why did geoff become 'goeff' and has anyone else commented and if not is he waiting for someone to do so?

― N., Tuesday, 5 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

surely it is a cookies + buffywuv fing?

― mark s, Tuesday, 5 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

what's buffy got to do with it? I'm intrigued...

It happened around the time my O/S crashed, and I had to satrt from scratch again, my greenspun cookies were being deleted daily, common typo error, took me a few days to realise and then i thought hmmm, goeff...i like it...it has that "sold his soul" kinda feel to it.

― goeff, Tuesday, 5 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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