Taxes!

That said, would the assmonkeys I freelanced for PLEASE get their W2s in my mailbox now? Y'know, so I don't have to push the deadline envelope?

W2s? How interesting, I usually get 1099-MISC.

Taxes suck, but I like to think that my check is earmarked for non-killing government stuff like NASA telescopes or NEA grants or the OSHA for Kids web site.

I'm told that the loan for the house I'm buying is structured in such a way that I can deduct the entirety of my mortgage payments. Something smells very Fat Tony about it, but if true I'm really looking forward to that.

I'm trying to get it done by Tuesday so I can just go to my accountant's and be like, "here's the stuff, it's done, go to it." Then I get to watch my hard-earned checking account drain away. Sigh. It'll be worth it to have it behind me, though.

Nothing was taken from that relatively small amount of profit, but I assume it will absolutely drain any chance I have at a refund. (The last few years have been just under $1K.)

I can't see how I can possibly owe you two grand. I'm sure there are people who make twice as much as me who don't owe fuck.

Did they have your bank info? Did you specifically request direct deposit? … Not to get into the minutiae of tax software defaults and legal requirements for the practice … but, in general, clients tend to assume accountants have psychic powers and access to special databases that they absolutely do not.

They had it direct deposited to us the year before! And they didn’t even ask our preference the year this happened. We fired them and I just do my own taxes now.

But you just assumed that it would be the same? … Dude … no. Maybe they sucked in other ways, but confirming check vs direct deposit is your responsibility as the client.

OK

Like imagine if you changed banks at some point in the past year and they just had the refund direct deposited to the same account? … You would probably have ended up getting a check tbh.

is FreeTaxUSA MAGA? :(

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This is just marketing language

I mean, maybe it is, but that’s what all the software companies are saying …

My health insurance premiums are being taken out post-tax instead of pre-tax and attempts to resolve this with HR bureaucracy are failing miserably (they've also tried to terminate my healthcare every two weeks since July because something is messed up in the system... somewhere). I am resigned to paying an extra $20 or so in FICA and income tax/month at this point.

Next July my premiums drop to $36/mo so it will be a small enough number to not care (or maybe my paperwork will have been fixed in the interim)(doubtful).

feels good man

Yeah prepped up all my numbers/forms Saturday and sent everything to the usual tax folks I use Sunday. Now just the regular wait.

My W-2 is in, the 1099 with $12.95 in streaming royalties from Distrokid is in, and I'm still waiting on Doordash and Paypal.

Just finished all the paperwork to get 501(c)(3) status for Burning Ambulance. Gonna do my regular-ass tax stuff next weekend, probably.

I try to do it as early in the year as I can, because I need the EITC as quickly as possible.

No more business return as of calendar year 2025 (my tax guy doesn't know this yet). Presumably this will make tax prep cheaper.

so ready for my like 100 dollar return to come in im gonna live like a fukken king

excited to be supporting concentration camps, secret police, and extravagant vanity building projects with my money

*currently hiding under the desk* I gotta pay a lot this year.

Us too. I’ve been putting off paying it just because, but I should probably take care of it today.

I owed four figures last year, overcorrected this year to a large refund. I don't even really try to understand it all, just make my best guesses and let our accountant sort it out.

My largest tax bill ever, like, legit. Didn't expect. Guess someone at the IRS has read my anti-Trump blog posts.

I've used an accountant since 2001 when I started working for myself, but as of the 2025 tax year I stopped being a business. I assumed my bill for tax prep would be smaller since it was just a personal return, but it wasn't. I expressed surprise about this and he knocked $15 off the bill and claimed he'd always been giving me a preferential deal, which was news to me. I'm thinking about DIY'ing it from now on. The tax prep bill pretty much ate up my small refund this year.

this is the third year filing jointly with my wife and had always gotten a refund (also when single), and I think some capital gains she had, made us owe big bucks.

my tax prep people have really jacked up their prices and it's now almost double what they cost when i started using them a few years ago so i used an online site for expats. it probably took 4-5 hours to fill everything out and collect all the info but they only charge like $175 for it and it worked fine

you can pay taxes off over 12-24 month periods w/ interest rates that are pretty low compared to an interest rate you'd get on what is essentially a loan. if you can pay a chunk of it upfront and then spread the rest out over a period of time at the cost of a few hundred extra bucks it's prob worth it imo (nyc freelancer life)

idk what magic sarahell used, but we got a big return this year after being totally screwed last year

Lol you can pay taxes off over whatever period you want… you aren’t required to sign up for an official payment plan. The main benefit of the official payment plan is that you won’t risk wage garnishments … as a freelancer, this wouldn’t be relevant.

Geese are even getting their songtitles to the top of ILE, it's all paid for

Lol you can pay taxes off over whatever period you want… you aren’t required to sign up for an official payment plan. The main benefit of the official payment plan is that you won’t risk wage garnishments … as a freelancer, this wouldn’t be relevant.

― sarahell, Tuesday, April 14, 2026 12:01 PM (thirteen minutes ago)

helpful tip and i didn't even have to pay you!

sorry to link to l*ss wr*ng but here is a post from a guy who has made his entire personality about filing taxes correctly but not paying them... apparently the IRS can't do much thanks to statutes of limitation https://www.lesswrong .com/posts/AskPyNg6hHP6SrmEy/redirecting-one-s-own-taxes-as-an-effective-altruism-method

Uh, the IRS can do things … dude is just lucky.

I had a client during the Iraq war who mailed her payment to the social security administration as a protest action (it was self-employment tax) … didn’t work out for her, sadly.

my returns are usually pretty simple... I used the new IRS free file last year which worked very well, and of course was cancelled by the Trump admin. I'm sure Turbo Tax or someone like that made a hefty contribution to make it go away

So I went down to the library and got the paper forms... If they're gonna inconvenience me, then I'm gonna inconvenience them

I took an early distribution from my 401k last year, from which was withheld about a third in taxes, but they failed to warn me about the 5-figure tax penalty I have to pay also. For using my own frigging money.

Got my first significant return (not even that significant really) in ages because all I had was a W-2, no self-employment income or EBay. Finishing in under 15 minutes was pretty nice.

Xp — did you look through the various exceptions to the penalty and determine none applied?

It is super demoralizing telling clients that they owe under this administration… I have a trans client who is afraid to deduct her medical expenses for gender affirming treatment…

I did, and every exception I checked it was like, "lol, nope!"

my tax prep people have really jacked up their prices and it's now almost double what they cost when i started using them a few years ago so i used an online site for expats. it probably took 4-5 hours to fill everything out and collect all the info but they only charge like $175 for it and it worked fine

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, April 15, 2026 1:09 AM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Tell me about this site. E pays an absolute fortune to get her US expat taxes done.

We owe close to five grand this year. We collectively made 72 grand last year. We don't have 5 grand.

Fuck this shithole country.

that sucks! sorry to hear that

if anyone is stressing, I just used an online free filing thing called TaxSlayer and it went pretty well... no charge and they were able to file my CA taxes as well

TurboTax wanted to charge me $70 to file with student loan interest (of maybe $15?), so I used one of the free ones on the IRS site.

i filed for an extension and we’re going to go to a tax person. i am pretty sure that what is happening is that because we file together, it is thinking that i am receiving excess ACA subsidies…. but I pay for my plan myself?

i just can’t believe this shit. 7% of our yearly income, and for what!

Figured it out: basically, I gave our financial info to PA ACA marketplace— if there are changes in income, then you are supposed to inform them. Of course, I didn't think to inform them when my husband became salaried and started making a fair amount more money in September, because why would I? But this altered our tax liability, and thus altered what I would have been offered in subsidies, and now we need to pay some/all of that back.

Sick sad world.

Ugh that sucks.

table that is exactly what happened to me when I owed last year, my sympathies

now I have no ACA at all, so that's that

TurboTax wanted to charge me $70 to file with student loan interest (of maybe $15?), so I used one of the free ones on the IRS site.

― Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Tuesday, April 14, 2026 2:33 PM (four hours ago)

probably the last year I use them. I owed 1k in federal and got 2k back in state and after all their fees ended up only getting 600-700 or so back

Got a decent state refund this year and a very small federal refund. (I use TurboTax.) It helps that my record label loses money every year. But I'm currently in the process of reconfiguring BA as a 501(c)(3), and I lost my day job in October, and I really don't know what effect those two things are gonna have for next year.