i have drnken 2litres of water and my pee is still orange!

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dude, i must be dehydrated.

― dahlin (dahlin), Thursday, 7 September 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

or taking some pills with dyes in them.

― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Thursday, 7 September 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

i wish!

― dahlin (dahlin), Thursday, 7 September 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

vitamins? asparagus?

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 7 September 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

Too many cheetos?

― Jaq (Jaq), Thursday, 7 September 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

it's blood. go see a doctor.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 7 September 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

Kel, man, I thought you dealt with this in 1998!

― JTS (JTS), Thursday, 7 September 2006 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

but does it taste like oranges?

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 7 September 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

dahlin = rumpie???

― fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Thursday, 7 September 2006 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

Yellow is ok, but orange? Listen to TOMBOT. Good chance it is blood.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 7 September 2006 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

Or rust. Seriously, how ya feeling?

― jim wentworth (wench), Thursday, 7 September 2006 23:56 (nineteen years ago)

gotta blow the pipes out every once in a while

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 7 September 2006 23:59 (nineteen years ago)

It's OK as long as you've been drinking blood or mainlining Tang.

― John Justen, All Dude Dual Groom Swordfight Revue (johnjusten), Friday, 8 September 2006 00:02 (nineteen years ago)

if it's yellow
let it mellow
if it's orange
garu g's gran's flange

― estela (estela), Friday, 8 September 2006 00:04 (nineteen years ago)

dude, i must be dehydrated.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5MJQDfNeM4

― señor citizen (eman), Friday, 8 September 2006 00:09 (nineteen years ago)

if you're hallucinating being molested by your stuffed panda then something's definitely wrong

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 8 September 2006 00:36 (nineteen years ago)

rumpie?
i like to shake it, yes, but i am not it.
or something
all better now. a lovely pale yellow, i'm pleased to report. mmmm
yuck
in other (gross bodily function) news, my friend's nose is running a constant stream of weird grey/black snot. i kinda made the mistake of jokingly suggesting it was brain fluid, and now she's totally paranoid. any other ideas?

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 8 September 2006 01:21 (nineteen years ago)

dust.

― fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Friday, 8 September 2006 01:25 (nineteen years ago)

dust in brain fluid

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 8 September 2006 01:28 (nineteen years ago)

dead wood bugs in brain fluid

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 8 September 2006 01:41 (nineteen years ago)

semen in brain fluid.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 8 September 2006 01:44 (nineteen years ago)

BLACK TAR HEROIN

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 8 September 2006 01:44 (nineteen years ago)

any other ideas?

It is her vital skull custard leaking out.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 8 September 2006 03:02 (nineteen years ago)

mmm i shall pass this all along. i'm sure it will help
and here i was thinking it might have something to do with too much smoking...

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 8 September 2006 11:06 (nineteen years ago)

Pollution.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 8 September 2006 11:15 (nineteen years ago)

we used to call that "club snot" because it happened to everyone the night after going to see a gig.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Friday, 8 September 2006 12:10 (nineteen years ago)

This thread is the perfect diet aid.

― C J (C J), Friday, 8 September 2006 12:11 (nineteen years ago)

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