Naked man + olive oil + oats + horses = ...well, something.

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Something wrong.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:09 (nineteen years ago)

He would have only gotten a warning if he'd used canola oil.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:11 (nineteen years ago)

That man is obviously not stable

― One Man's Mede Is Another Man's Persian (Dada), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:12 (nineteen years ago)

"allowed the horses"

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:12 (nineteen years ago)

Even so, I'll bet he bridled at his arrest and being saddled with a criminal record

― One Man's Mede Is Another Man's Persian (Dada), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:12 (nineteen years ago)

Sexually assaulting an animal?

I'm sorry, but were any horses actually harmed during this hijink?

― Angel In Love With Her Own Pedals (kate), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

Neigh Means Neigh

― Why does my IQ changes? (noodle vague), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:14 (nineteen years ago)

Steve Irwin's death has inspired outpourings of animal love all over the planet, it seems.

why keep affection in your own species?

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

HORSE SEX PERVERT OVERLOAD!

A pervert who has been banned from every field in Britain was further disgraced yesterday, after being found lurking at the stables where he had sex with a horse.

Mark Woollen had been bailed after admitting the act with the horse, Molly, at East Benton Stables, Tyne and Wear. But while awaiting sentence he was seen near the stables again.

The 33-year-old, of Longbenton, Northumberland, was electronically tagged after North Tyneside magistrates found he had breached his bail conditions.

Prosecutor Kevin Wardlaw said: 'What on earth was he doing there at 6.45am? It is obvious he needs help.'

The horse he did the bad thing to, whose name is Molly, is reported by her owner to have lost weight due to the stress of the abuse.

(http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=19438&in_page_id=2)

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://media2.ugoto.com/pictures/this-dog-is-confused-e69.jpg

What about other forms of interspecial love that dare not speak its name?

― Angel In Love With Her Own Pedals (kate), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:16 (nineteen years ago)

This revolts me less than the man in the Northwest who, on the pretext of taking care of his neighbors horses, filmed himself being sodomized by them, a kink which led to his painful death.

Anyway, talk about sowing your wild oats.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:18 (nineteen years ago)

Alfred Thomas Steven was cited and released for trespassing, animal cruelty and sexually assaulting an animal.

I get the trespassing and sexual assault, but ... animal cruelty? I mean, free oats -- on balance, they probably enjoyed it.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

He's had a 'mare, Motty

― One Man's Mede Is Another Man's Persian (Dada), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, blame the victim, "those horses were begging for it" etc.

― Angel In Love With Her Own Pedals (kate), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:20 (nineteen years ago)

Nag, nag, nag.

― C J (C J), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:21 (nineteen years ago)

Molly, is reported by her owner to have lost weight due to the stress of the abuse

Great way to shed pounds before a show.

I am dubious about this. I doubt that Mr. Woolen (shouldn't he have been shagging sheep with a name like that?) could have done much more than tickle Molly's, er, mare bits.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:26 (nineteen years ago)

I'm the only one who's glad that Mr. Steven never got the chance to repeat his experience in the deer park and then proceed to cover himself in ivy for the lambs.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:28 (nineteen years ago)

Woollen things can stretch wildly out of shape when wet.

― C J (C J), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

CJ, that reads wrong in so many ways.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:31 (nineteen years ago)

Good. It was supposed to :)

― C J (C J), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:32 (nineteen years ago)

I'm the only one who's glad that Mr. Steven never got the chance to repeat his experience in the deer park and then proceed to cover himself in ivy for the lambs.

OMG WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE ~~CHILDREN~~ KIDS

― === temporary username === (Mark C), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:36 (nineteen years ago)

He said lambs, not goats.

― C J (C J), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:36 (nineteen years ago)

My reputation might be sounder if I had posed that as a question as I had intended, Mark.

Billy, what are you doing reading in the sheep-shagging pen?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

NEIGH MEANS NEIGH is slaying me, er, sleighing me.

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:40 (nineteen years ago)

Police Officer: Come out of that stable Mr. Steven... Mr. Steven?Mr. Steven, will you speak up please, we can't hear you? Mr Steven?
Alfred Thomas Steven: Sorry I'm feeling a little horse

― One Man's Mede Is Another Man's Persian (Dada), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

xxpost, baa humbug, you've got to have a hobby.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

I suspect foal play.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

Why do you think they call it animal husbandry?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, blame the victim, "those horses were begging for it" etc.

Well, some of these horses, they will insist on dressaging so provocatively

― One Man's Mede Is Another Man's Persian (Dada), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

Apart from the shire ones, of course.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

Molly, is reported by her owner to have lost weight due to the stress of the abuse.

"Why the long face?" etc

― One Man's Mede Is Another Man's Persian (Dada), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

Whoa, Nellie! I canter take these yokes any more!

― Angel In Love With Her Own Pedals (kate), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

Apart from the shire ones, of course.

You have to let go, Gerry.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Really, Kate? Pity, I was just about to trot a new one out.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

He's had a free rein to make terrible puns on this thread

― One Man's Mede Is Another Man's Persian (Dada), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

I think it's time we all colt it a day.

― Why does my IQ changes? (noodle vague), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

Yeth, thith ith gettin' filly

― One Man's Mede Is Another Man's Persian (Dada), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cinaff.com/affiches/equus.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

Anyway, going out naked and covered in olive, he'll catch a colt if he's not careful

― One Man's Mede Is Another Man's Persian (Dada), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

Longbenton

Is this indicative of anything?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

As ever, Paddy MacAloon hits the nail on the head; 'Horsing around's a serious business, last thing that that you'd want somebody to witness'

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

Naked man + olive oil + oats + horses = my Saturday night LOL ;-)

― Haberdager (modestmickey), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

Alfred Thomas Steven was cited and released for trespassing, animal cruelty and sexually assaulting an animal.

Lucky he didn't cover himself in egg, cos then he'd have probably been done for battery too.

― NickB (NickB), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

The fact that he's from Huntington Beach is what amuses me most.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

I bet this is an ancient and absolutely normal Finnish tradition.

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c25/Pizzatime/oats.jpg

― and PappaWheelie, author of Have You Ever Been Poxy Fuled? (PappaWheelie 2), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

Thee HB Oats horse has a lot of catching up to do with the raw-as-fuck Enumclaw horse. Yeah, take it deep.

― the dow nut industrial average dead joe mama besser (donut), Friday, 8 September 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.wholeoats.net/classicshots/c36.jpg

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Friday, 8 September 2006 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40580000/jpg/_40580017_camilla_300.jpg

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 8 September 2006 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://interaktiv.vg.no/filmextra/bilder/personer/sarah_jessica_parker.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 8 September 2006 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc so otm

― and PappaWheelie, author of Have You Ever Been Poxy Fuled? (PappaWheelie 2), Friday, 8 September 2006 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://galeon.hispavista.com/julia-roberts/jr1a.jpg

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Friday, 8 September 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

i'd shoe it

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 8 September 2006 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://cdn-channels.netscape.com/gallery/i/s/swank/Swank_AG02589088.jpg

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Friday, 8 September 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

laurence kansas for president

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Friday, 8 September 2006 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

wot, no dominique swain?

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

I think it's funny how you are all jockeying for position on this thread.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

Everyone wants to be the centaur of attention. :(

― except she got a little more ass (cis), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

This isn't what they mean when they talk about ponyboys, is it?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 September 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

No, they mean C. Thomas Howell.

― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Friday, 8 September 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

Possible porn parody movies?

The Naked Horse Whisperer

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 8 September 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

They Fuck Horses, Don't They?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 September 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

Comes A Horseman

― timmy tannin (pompous), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

Alfred Thomas Steven was cited and released for trespassing, animal cruelty and sexually assaulting an animal.

I mean, they should award him for his endeavours. I mean, shit, it's not like he FORCED them to lick him. If anything, they should award him.

Seriously, I can't stop giggling at this. His fantasy... Christ... Who comes up with this? Did he dream about this?

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.horserentals.com/horse%20salt%20creek%20horse%20compressed.jpg

― trees (treesessplode), Monday, 11 September 2006 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

ten years pass...

http://www.rayandterry.com/oliveleaf.html

― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Monday, 12 June 2017 18:32 (eight years ago)

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