Brad Pitt, Progressive Bachelor

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Greatest way ever to get out of tying the knot or narcissistic stunt?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:58 (twenty years ago)

totally out of character given Brangelina's Africa and NoLA moves

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 8 September 2006 21:03 (twenty years ago)

Bastard stole my excuse! I've been saying that shit since 2001.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 8 September 2006 21:58 (twenty years ago)

"daddy, what's a bastard?"

― flaneurie o'connor (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 8 September 2006 22:17 (twenty years ago)

i currently use that excuse. but sort of mean it.

also, no can propose: CONFLICT DIAMONDS

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Friday, 8 September 2006 22:22 (twenty years ago)

my third excuse: i'd rather wake up every morning and earn your love and trust anew every day than have some minister decree it

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Friday, 8 September 2006 22:26 (twenty years ago)

and i do believe in that one

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Friday, 8 September 2006 22:26 (twenty years ago)

Brad otm.

― Venga (Venga), Saturday, 9 September 2006 00:36 (twenty years ago)

pre-nup negotiations proved too complex

― timmy tannin (pompous), Saturday, 9 September 2006 00:56 (twenty years ago)

This is great news, because straight guys will only want to accelerate same-sex equality so they won't have to sweat that their girlfriends will run away to marry this highly attractive celebrity that their girlfriends don't think is highly attractive anyway! Awesome!

― the dow nut industrial average dead joe mama besser (donut), Saturday, 9 September 2006 02:35 (twenty years ago)

i will not get a job until all people are employed

― timmy tannin (pompous), Saturday, 9 September 2006 02:56 (twenty years ago)

That's not even close to being the same thing.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Saturday, 9 September 2006 03:04 (twenty years ago)

I will not jerk off until female circumcision is ended.

Ah, who am I kidding?

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Saturday, 9 September 2006 03:19 (twenty years ago)

i know, but i want my laziness to sound high-minded
xpost

― timmy tannin (pompous), Saturday, 9 September 2006 03:23 (twenty years ago)

I will consider cannibalism when everyone else in the country who wants to eat humans is legally able.

― señor citizen (eman), Saturday, 9 September 2006 03:35 (twenty years ago)

just insert any hot-button issue into his statement and start making your own headlines, America: abortion, seal-clubbing, abu ghraib, etc.

(sorry, i fucking h8 celebrities)

― señor citizen (eman), Saturday, 9 September 2006 03:40 (twenty years ago)

but otherwise, he's otm :)

― señor citizen (eman), Saturday, 9 September 2006 03:42 (twenty years ago)

STATE LEGISLATURES EVERYWHERE CALL EMERGENCY SESSION TO PASS SAME-SEX MARRIAGE BILLS

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Saturday, 9 September 2006 03:56 (twenty years ago)

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y35/playboibunnigrl/09baf766.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 9 September 2006 04:02 (twenty years ago)

http://www3.sympatico.ca/andrew.ladd/charles-jayz.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 9 September 2006 04:04 (twenty years ago)

http://www.portlandmercury.com/blogtown/files/2006/05/tom_cruise-kanye.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 9 September 2006 04:06 (twenty years ago)

The phrase "international symbol for vagina" still makes me chuckle.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Saturday, 9 September 2006 04:12 (twenty years ago)

to be fair charlize theron and her boy have the same thing going on...

― Jimmy Mod: THE HANDLESS ORGANIST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 9 September 2006 04:18 (twenty years ago)

http://www.bradpittfan.com/pics/bal026a.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 9 September 2006 04:19 (twenty years ago)

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