What's the funniest thing you've ever said?

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I know everybody has said something that he thought was really funny, but you can't exactly go around and act like a bloated dick and tell all your friends about it. Before, you had to make it into an anecdote where somebody else was the craftsman of the punchline or just keep it inside and let it go unsung, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THAT NO MO'.

Mine is an ingenuous kind of funny. I was in 7th grade, making my first Yahoo Launch station, and I put in the 'Site Description' box, "WARNING: THIS STATION BELONGS TO A 13-YEAR-OLD!!!" LOL ISN'T THAT OVERWHELMINGLY CUTE AND AT THE SAME TIME A SAD REFLECTION OF HOW WIZZENED ELITIST JACKASSES MAKE LITTLE KIDS WHO WANNA GET INTO MUSIC FEEL CRUSHINGLY SELF-CONSCIOUS?? Yeah, I thought so too!

YR TURN

― ian z (rodox.video), Sunday, 10 September 2006 03:30 (nineteen years ago)

No.

― Rodney doesn't dance, he boogies. (R. J. Greene), Sunday, 10 September 2006 04:39 (nineteen years ago)

this thread totally exists already

― joseph (joseph), Sunday, 10 September 2006 07:22 (nineteen years ago)

I was in 7th grade, making my first Yahoo Launch station

WAHT

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 10 September 2006 07:42 (nineteen years ago)

You are an idiot. This thread is stupid.

― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 10 September 2006 09:24 (nineteen years ago)

That's not the funniest thing you've ever said.

― Why does my IQ changes? (noodle vague), Sunday, 10 September 2006 09:26 (nineteen years ago)

It's probly close tho.

― Why does my IQ changes? (noodle vague), Sunday, 10 September 2006 09:26 (nineteen years ago)

"chamameow"

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Sunday, 10 September 2006 09:53 (nineteen years ago)

waht is "yahoo launch station"??

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Sunday, 10 September 2006 09:53 (nineteen years ago)

I just discovered a whole new English. I really don't understand a word of what you typed in capitals.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Sunday, 10 September 2006 10:41 (nineteen years ago)

I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND A WORD OF WHAT YOU TYPED.

(ok?)

― mark grout (mark grout), Sunday, 10 September 2006 12:06 (nineteen years ago)

i think that funniest thing andrew ever said was when he said 'mickey' was so stupd it actually gave him a slight headache.

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Sunday, 10 September 2006 12:58 (nineteen years ago)

the funniest thing i ever said was "I'm Rick James, Bitch."

― ss sleepingbag (sleepingbag), Sunday, 10 September 2006 13:06 (nineteen years ago)

WAHT

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), September 10th, 2006.

Killer.

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Thursday, 14 September 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

This girl I was in love with once pulled off her wig in a speedboat revealing herself to be a man and I said, "Well, nobody's perfect!"

― chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Thursday, 14 September 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.theorsociety.com/about/topic/projects/notorious/images/in_a_boat.jpg

― Fluffy Bear is a man. Do not shoot him. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 14 September 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc upthread otm.

― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Thursday, 14 September 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

The funniest thing my eight year old daughter has said (overheard as she was talking on the phone to her friend Beth last night) was:

"I've never frightened a donkey. What would I know?"

I'd love to know the context in which she made that statement, but I haven't the heart to ask her. I laughed anyway though.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 14 September 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

Hahaha! That IS funny! I always think such mysterious, weird-logic utterances from kids are much more funny than your standard darndest-things things. A friend w/kids reported this:

Kid 1: "I only want cheese in my lunch pack if I can have olives as well!"
Their Dad: "OK!"
Kid 2: "I only want cheese in my lunch pack if I can have ham INSTEAD!"
Their Dad: "?!?"

― The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Thursday, 14 September 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

5-year-old to me: "You're a chocolate donut!"

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 September 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

The thing that's come out of my brain that's most amused me wasn't actually said by me, but rather something said by someone else in a dream I had. (The gist of the situation was that Janeane Garofolo, Ben Stiller, David Byrne, and I had put together some sort of outdoor funhouse made out of Christo-like channels of sheets, and after its grand opening we were meeting around the dinner table of my childhood home to discuss how it had done, and in response to something Stiller said -- something along the lines of "I think we really accomplished something today" -- Garofolo made a fond but derogatory quip about me that was really, really amusing.)

In terms of stuff I actually said, I'd vote for the time someone asked what you'd call a Shirley Temple with alcohol in it, and I said "a Judy Garland."

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 14 September 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

Say, that is pretty funny.

― Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Thursday, 14 September 2006 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

It was only kinda Gilmore Girls-level funny, but I was very proud of myself that I thought it up at a high-banter Gilmore Girls speed.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 14 September 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

"wizzened" = "to have been wizzed upon"?

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 14 September 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

Right before the US invaded Iraq, my friend was complaining about how President Bush was given carte blanche by Congress, and I said "don't you mean 'freedom liberty'?". We lolled.

― musically (musically), Thursday, 14 September 2006 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

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