Does anyone still get a rise out of sex?

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Having lost interest in it altogether, people in general (not just women) have lost all power over me. I never realized what a huge role sex plays in day-to-day activity until just now. I was observing the model posers at Union Square Café and just having a smug thought to myself: "What could you possibly be doing that is as important as the impression you're trying to give here? Let's say you're on your way to make tons of money, then what? Get wasted? Dance? Have sex? I mean, that's pretty much it, isn't it? Big woop." And then I went back to washing windshields.

― IPSISSIMUS (Uri Frendimein), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks, Dave Sim.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

THIS GUY: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Sim ?

― IPSISSIMUS (Uri Frendimein), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

Time for Mr. Grumpy to read The Joy of Sex.

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, that book's hot.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not grumpy, even. If you've ever passed by Union Square Cafe, you'll notice guys and girls just hang out there trying to get signed or something, doing their damnedest to look like they've got it going on... and it all boils down to... what? There's only so much you can do in this life.

― IPSISSIMUS (Uri Frendimein), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.theconnection.org/photogallery/sex/images/1.jpg

― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

Might I suggest the title 101 Nights of Grreat Sex by Laura Corn? The writing is kind of silly, but it is cleverly packaged and kind of fun. Also, I like the 3 letter "r"s in "Grrreat." (It's Tony the Tiger Great!)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

So, you want me to re-lose control of my passions so that people will have power over me again? That doesn't seem very helpful!

― IPSISSIMUS (Uri Frendimein), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

I have that Sex the Charles Manson Way too

xx-post

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

ILE abstinence is awesome!

― the dow nut industrial average dead joe mama besser (donut), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

loss of passion =/= control of passion

And if you are not grumpy then you are something else that is pretty much indistinguishable from grumpy.

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

Anhedonia = no fun anymore

― Jaq (Jaq), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

someone's not getting any

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

Plenty of people aren't getting any that still want any.

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

I'll answer the orginal question once I get a chance to consult all my fly bitches.

― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

isn't paris hilton celibate now? or was that just last month?

― ruddy raleigh and the rickets (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

Paris Hilton is one of John Justen's fly bitches?

Maybe celibacy isn't so bad...

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

I don't find orgasms very thrilling, nor the process which leads up to it is all. And I'm not mad at anybody. I just noticed today that people act retarded and it's all about sexual frustration. That's all.

― IPSISSIMUS (Uri Frendimein), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

HI DERE TROLL.

― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

sex=ilx?

sexpost

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

I fail to see what me being a troll has to do with anything. Can't a troll be bored with sex?

― IPSISSIMUS (Uri Frendimein), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

MY GOD THIS COULD BE A MAJOR BREAKTHRU IN SOCIAL THINKING

― Why does my IQ changes? (noodle vague), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

Most people I see acting stupid are doing it for reasons other than sex.

― Why does my IQ changes? (noodle vague), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

This is a well-travelled road.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

NO, I tell you Freud was right. It's based around sex.

― IPSISSIMUS (Uri Frendimein), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.school-portal.co.uk/platforms/21348/10893/CustomPages/138414/82511_original.jpg

I SAID IT WAS ABOUT DOG-FOOD, BEE-ATCH

― Why does my IQ changes? (noodle vague), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

freud was a frigid fop

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.michaelhanscom.com/graphics/familycthulu4ld.gif

― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

I'm a frigid fop, too. And C'thulhu.

― IPSISSIMUS (Uri Frendimein), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

I don't find orgasms very thrilling

I don't think they're supposed to be thrilling, unless you're cumming during the first drop of Superman: The Ride.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

Which is incredibly rude, unless you are sitting in the very back car.

― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://trashotron.com/agony/images/2003/03-news/02-17-03/C

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

I find orgasms to be very inspirational.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

As well as Cthulhu.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

"And don't say 'Wheeeeeeee!' this time."
"Why not? It's real boyish."

― Why does my IQ changes? (noodle vague), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

If I squint, this thread looks like it's suggesting that rice comes from sex, which is like the most awesome thing I've ever thought of.

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.wrapwithus.com/Merchant2/graphics/Pics/Fullsize/1403-91dr.jpg

― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/126500/126562BHjg_w.jpg

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

"And don't say 'Wheeeeeeee!' this time."
"Why not? It's real boyish."

"Barefoot boy, check thy bullheads with the madame."

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

haha why is Dave Sim holding up a newspaper in the picture on his Wikipedia page? Did he kidnap himself?

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

I live a few blocks from Union Sq. Cafe. I have to say, the irritating hipster crowd outside Coffee Shop on the far corner of 16th far outstrips the Cafe. In fact I don't think I've ever seen anyone outside Union Square Cafe.

Maybe you meant Coffee Shop, in which case you are correct, irritating hipsters mill about the entrance 24 hours a day in much the manner you describe, just BEGGING to be punched in the face.

Also, sex is awesome.

― Ash (ashbyman), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

isn't paris hilton celibate now? or was that just last month?

OK, I think she either fucked Brandon Davis - take out the barf bag cause that's Mr Firecrotch for you - or Travis Baker, who recently divorced and is (or was?) the Blink 182 drummer. Either way the dry spell only lasted 21 days. I mean, I can understand Travis, but Brandon Davis? Eh, talk about desperation. Maybe she had some great drugs (obv from mr cokehead himself)? A sex tape will only appeal to the extremely desperate.

To answer the thread question: sex makes you want more sex. So fuck and you'll soon want to have more of it. Vice versa, abstinence makes the heart (or penis? clitoris?) grow colder. Or something. That's what the say...

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

stevie "nathalie" nicks is right about having to get into the groove!

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

xpost: i've had 19 years and 7 months of no sex but i wouldn't describe myself as 'not up for it'.

― trying to appear casual with his innocence (Haberdager), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

No, but I'm talking about people who don't want it anymore: these people just have to fuck. That's what therapists say apparently.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

APPARENTLY.

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

Louis & Uri = match made in heaven

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

she was (or maybe still is) also having a thing with matt leinart.

― ruddy raleigh and the rickets (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

It's amazing how many of my school contemporaries, now in their early 40s, confide they're in sexless marriages/relationships. Of course, they may well be having sex outside those relationships.

― Bob Six (bobbysix), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

xpost Good lord, who hasn't she fucked?

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe you meant Coffee Shop, in which case you are correct, irritating hipsters mill about the entrance 24 hours a day in much the manner you describe, just BEGGING to be punched in the face.

Haha, you're right! Gee, I've only worked in that area for 10 years now... maybe one day, I'll commit that fuckin' corner to memory.

― Butt Dickass (Dick Butkus), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:02 (nineteen years ago)

Woops, I mean Uri not me, obviously.

― Butt Dickass (Dick Butkus), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:03 (nineteen years ago)

We all knew you were the same person.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

GOOD COVER THO.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

ugh, brandon davis. i worked on a pilot for a tv show featuring his brother jason. i don't know about brandon, but his brother is a fat, useless twat. i can only assume his bro is the same.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.popmatters.com/film/reviews/f/images/40-year-old-virgin.jpg

― señor citizen (eman), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:40 (nineteen years ago)

nearly halfway there...

― sex is for the desperate (Haberdager), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:45 (nineteen years ago)

Hey Louis...

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:49 (nineteen years ago)

Ipssissimus I think there are several chapters of the Srimad Bhagavatam that're going to appeal greatly to you right now, get to it man

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:52 (nineteen years ago)

gear are you perez hilton!?!?

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

tell no one

― gear (gear), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:58 (nineteen years ago)

xxxpost: yeah, hi, i've decided not to obey that nasty Dom's order any more, that would be giving into the Man and we can't be having that! ~~from now on however i shall carefully consider whether my post will royally piss anyone off, and amend it if it clearly will. :)~~

― Obvious Ninja (Haberdager), Thursday, 14 September 2006 01:00 (nineteen years ago)

We all knew you were the same person.

Really? It's nice to know you all sit around and talk about me. And here I thought I was so convincing as a new guy with a totally dumb name and the same exact personality. Actually, I'm just logged in at home and at work with 2 different names and haven't ever logged out.

40 Year Old Virgin poster is way late and many dollars short. But, if it's your first time coming to this thread, then I understand. It seemed like "quick wit."

― Butt Dickass (Dick Butkus), Thursday, 14 September 2006 01:00 (nineteen years ago)

it depends

― someone (youn), Thursday, 14 September 2006 01:03 (nineteen years ago)

Ipssissimus I think there are several chapters of the Srimad Bhagavatam that're going to appeal greatly to you right now, get to it man

Y'know, I've read that the mystical shit I do will kill my sex drive and/or drive me insane. I just didn't really think it would happen. But, clearly I am insane and now I have finally lost my sex drive. How enlightening!

― IPSISSIMUS. (Dick Butkus), Thursday, 14 September 2006 01:05 (nineteen years ago)

It's never too late for that loveable scamp.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 14 September 2006 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

er, xpost

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 14 September 2006 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

haha

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Thursday, 14 September 2006 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

Louis, your very existence pisses me off. plz amend.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 14 September 2006 01:09 (nineteen years ago)

Shit, the Srimad Bhagavatam does look interesting! Thanks.

― Butt Dickass (Dick Butkus), Thursday, 14 September 2006 01:10 (nineteen years ago)

40 Year Old Virgin poster is way late and many dollars short. But, if it's your first time coming to this thread, then I understand. It seemed like "quick wit."

-- Butt Dickass (butt.dickas...) (webmail), September 13th, 2006 10:00 PM. (Dick Butkus)

http://themot.org/gallery/d/3891-1/paintingstfu.jpg

― señor citizen (eman), Thursday, 14 September 2006 01:39 (nineteen years ago)

Sure, that's fairly unanimous?

― Butt Dickass (Dick Butkus), Thursday, 14 September 2006 01:41 (nineteen years ago)

ID STILL FAP WIF ME NAN ON THE WEEKENS

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 17 September 2006 03:56 (nineteen years ago)

i went on a date tonight and don't even really care that i didn't get laid. i think antidepressants really did a number on my sex drive.

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Sunday, 17 September 2006 06:15 (nineteen years ago)

That'll do it!

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Sunday, 17 September 2006 06:18 (nineteen years ago)

I got drunk, watched Sarah Silverman's Jesus Is Magic last night and then got more drunk and screwed my girlfriend way drunk. I guess I got some kundalini pp energy in me afterall.

― Butt Dickass (Dick Butkus), Sunday, 17 September 2006 12:19 (nineteen years ago)

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