Skinniest models are banned from catwalk

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But I like my models quite skinny :(

zlorgznorg (zlorgznorg), Thursday, 14 September 2006 09:35 (nineteen years ago)

anyone who uses the phrase 'real woman' is a douche.

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Thursday, 14 September 2006 09:38 (nineteen years ago)

nrq completely otm. 100% of all commentators i've seen condemning the body fascism of the Cult Of Thin seem to think that the alternative is to er replace it with their own brand of body fascism. "women should be thin!" "women shouldn't be thin!" leave people the fuck alone to decide how best they will deal with their own weight, idiots!

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 14 September 2006 09:40 (nineteen years ago)

However, Lisa Armstrong, the Times fashion editor, asked: “Why do casting agents persist in using 15 and 16-year-olds to sell clothes to women in their thirties and upwards?”

WHY NOT ASK THE WOMEN IN THEIR THIRTIES?

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Thursday, 14 September 2006 09:43 (nineteen years ago)

This is when I really truly wish that that "girls only ILX" mooted on TTITWIS really did exist. Because there's no way this topic can be anything but a trainwreck on Nu-ILX.

Angel In Love With Her Own Pedals (kate), Thursday, 14 September 2006 09:46 (nineteen years ago)

Nu-ILX? Pur-leez as if this hasn't happened since the very beginning.

Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Thursday, 14 September 2006 09:52 (nineteen years ago)

That reminds me about something I read just a couple of days ago:

http://www.femininebeauty.info/skinnyfashionmodels.htm

Lovelace (Lovelace), Thursday, 14 September 2006 09:53 (nineteen years ago)

we do this every week, virtually!

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Thursday, 14 September 2006 09:53 (nineteen years ago)

BMIs can be inaccurate for people over the age of 60

What about the models who are over 60? :(

salexandra (salexander), Thursday, 14 September 2006 09:53 (nineteen years ago)

kate moss's agent is otm about BMIs.

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Thursday, 14 September 2006 09:54 (nineteen years ago)

Sarah Doukas, Kate Moss’s agent, said that her agency, Storm, did not employ unhealthily thin women.

But erm don't most people view Kate Moss to be unhealthily thin? She was the model who largely (!) inspired the waif look.

salexandra (salexander), Thursday, 14 September 2006 09:59 (nineteen years ago)

She may look unhealthily thin to a lot of people but that doesn't make her unhealthily thin.

Lovelace (Lovelace), Thursday, 14 September 2006 10:00 (nineteen years ago)

kate moss is not unhealthily thin.

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Thursday, 14 September 2006 10:01 (nineteen years ago)

she's as strong as a drug-ox ffs.

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Thursday, 14 September 2006 10:01 (nineteen years ago)

lovelace, that's an interesting take on the subject although i don't know if the fact gay men run the fashion industry is the reason why skinny models are preferred on the catwalk.

i say good for the spanish exhibition.

wogan lenin (dog latin), Thursday, 14 September 2006 10:03 (nineteen years ago)

This was touched on during the otherwise dreadful Russell Brand's Got Issues this week during the short interview with the editor of Closer (might not have been, it was one of those Fashion/Celeb/etc mags put out by women in their thirties for women in their thirties though, you know the ones I mean) who denied preferring thin models "especially not in the adverts of photos we buy, they have nothing to do with us" or encouraging women to look like that but didn't see anything wrong with giving them "something to aspire to". Work that one out, kids. (She was booed by the audience, btw)

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Thursday, 14 September 2006 10:14 (nineteen years ago)

i saw that prog (DREADFUL). brand made much of lily allen being a real woman.

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Thursday, 14 September 2006 10:17 (nineteen years ago)

Well, it's a fact that Guarniaud fashion shoots cannot feature 'girls' (which is what female models are called, ALWAYS) with upper arms which have that anorexic's concavity; it's also a fact that 30something women are almost universally the determiners of who goes into this kind of fashion editorial. That is, when they're not slightly older cf. Shulman/Armstrong/Wintour. Gay men are generally collaborating with creative directors who will almost always be women, whose responsibility it is to select the girls. The girls have to fit into a sample size - 10 - for a collection which has not yet gone into production so is not available in multiple sizes. Also if they get a Kate or someone to appear those pieces will be bespoke.

One problem is at the CEO level - there is, in the fashion industry, a kind of hivemind that takes over where there is a certain sense of 'bad edit' where people protect themselves by not being the one to be too edgy (the figurehead of the brand is the edgemeister, puh-leez) or what some would call 'worthy' - 'worthy' is the worst thing you can be, unless you want props for the work you're doing with blind orphans or something, and of course they don't go on the catwalk unless the designer carries one on at the end walk of his or her show.

BTW a look around the office I do most of my work in shows women who are both eating healthy foods (the fridge is packed and the staff kitchen/dining area is well used) and seem to be in the svelte end of the BMI (I'm 17.9 at present, just checked). We do have a male intern who is painfully thin, though.

suzy (suzy), Thursday, 14 September 2006 10:21 (nineteen years ago)

Feed him crisps the poor boy...

Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Thursday, 14 September 2006 10:25 (nineteen years ago)

brand made much of lily allen being a real woman.

While at the same time she said she hated her legs and wanted surgery on them (and was at pains to point it out was her decision and not influenced by the media or models).

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Thursday, 14 September 2006 10:26 (nineteen years ago)

it was appalling.

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Thursday, 14 September 2006 10:27 (nineteen years ago)

(one might be given to believe skinny boy is already on the 5-C diet: cigs, crisps, coffee, coke and cock)

suzy (suzy), Thursday, 14 September 2006 10:33 (nineteen years ago)

This is when I really truly wish that that "girls only ILX" mooted on TTITWIS really did exist.

Oh please.

Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 14 September 2006 10:46 (nineteen years ago)

ech, 1 out of 5 ain't bad for this skinny boy.

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Thursday, 14 September 2006 10:50 (nineteen years ago)

fuck an old ILX tbh

teh_kit looks like shit (and that's a good thing) (g-kit), Thursday, 14 September 2006 12:21 (nineteen years ago)

also, skinny models pwnd lol

teh_kit looks like shit (and that's a good thing) (g-kit), Thursday, 14 September 2006 12:22 (nineteen years ago)

OH MY GOD THAT ARTICLE ABOUT TEH GAYZ. I wanted to like it, I really did -- the site design isn't horrible and I quite liked the delicious, recognizeable reclining figure in the header...but the article is so very, very irritating.

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 14 September 2006 12:45 (nineteen years ago)

the 'fashion models have no curves cos designers are teh gay' meme is teh old.

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Thursday, 14 September 2006 12:46 (nineteen years ago)

Earnestness and conspiracy theories just don't go. One or the other, people, please.

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 14 September 2006 12:49 (nineteen years ago)

Enrique OTM. Laurel, explain?

suzy (suzy), Thursday, 14 September 2006 12:54 (nineteen years ago)

that whole femininebeauty site is pretty ridiculous in a homophobia-via-pedophilia-taboo sorta way -- but the "attractive women" section is particularly hilarious, which has pages and pages of photos that look like they've been culled from free porn sites.

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:11 (nineteen years ago)

Explain? The author's just a little too happy to have a clear villain, and to uncover a shocking truth, one that goes against all Common Wisdom (tm), one that will SURPRISE US ALL!!! If the same point were made (or hinted at) in an arch, reserved way with the written equivalent of "knowing glances" it would be so much more stomach-able. Because I think it's probably not COMPELTELY wrong...

Yes, it's troo -- the fash. industry elevates aesthetic considerations above pretty much everything else, and no, they're never going to be a champion for a realistic women's body type. Because it's not about women, it's about clothes. (I mean, various designers can go on about how they make clothes for this kind of [ideal] woman, or that one...but runway displays and the unveiling of collections etc is about the designer and his or her work, end of story). Most of all it definitely is not about celebrating the sexuality/desirability of average women.

Would the industry be different if it were run by straight men (which are pretty much all that's left, after we rule out the homos and the middle-aged professional women who're already there)? Probably, but it would be just as twisted by commercial/egoistic pressures...besides, we already have Details/Maxim/whatever the lad mags are these days. And the "average woman" (which is -- HELLO -- EVERY SINGLE FREAKIN ONE OF US) with her unique body and unique concerns is still on her own as much as everyone, of either gender, is...scapegoat or no.

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:17 (nineteen years ago)

IN CONCLUSION, PEOPLE ARE DUMM. I guess.

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:18 (nineteen years ago)

Kate Moss's new joint

GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:21 (nineteen years ago)

Because it's not about women, it's about clothes.

Yes, though it's also about branding and social standing.

Most of all it definitely is not about celebrating the sexuality/desirability of average women.

OTM. It's about making the consumer think she's better than the average woman.

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:32 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, absolutely, fine to both points, MW. I was trying not to run any longer than I already had. :)

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:36 (nineteen years ago)

If that M4ry C4mpbell quote is accurate it's one of the more pathetically hand-wringing caricature-of-feminism things I've ever seen.

Someone once told me that the move to skinnier models was actually meant not to appeal to men. With curvier models people had been looking at the women's bodies, not the clothes, and they wanted to shift the focus.

lurker #2421, inc. (lurker-2421), Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

a funnier version

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:42 (nineteen years ago)

With curvier models people had been looking at the women's bodies, not the clothes, and they wanted to shift the focus.

Haha oh man it's a good thing for my computer screen I'm not drinking coffee right now.

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

Not sure why?

(This person thought the idea backfired, obviously, helping to lead us to the current situation.)

(But it makes some sense to me, since personally I do usually find models to be too skinny and masculine-looking.)

lurker #2421, inc. (lurker-2421), Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not sure blaming gay men really gets anyone that far, apart from pointing out something you'd think would be more obvious: that the looks idealized in women's fashion are certainly not about the sexual tittilation of men. For fuck's sake, they're cultural ideals, and you can't draw easy conspiracy theories around cultural ideals; nobody's sitting in a private meeting concocting them and forcing them on everyone. Fashion doesn't create them in the least; women subscribe to them even more heavily than men; gay men subscribe to them, straight men subscribe to them, culture subscribes to them. I think it's deeply silly for anyone to imagine that the villanous Fashion-Industrial Complex actually controls our entire cultural consciousness this way, and if they'd only put some just slightly skinny women on catwalks then we'd all become healthy and confident.

Besides which this issue is becoming a bit vexed by another consideration: if the fashion industry is plotting to make us want to be skinny, they're doing a piss-poor job of it, as we're all fatter than ever. Are people seriously concerned that fashion is effectively promoting undernourishment, or are we just annoyed that those skinny fashion people are, like, rubbing it in?

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:49 (nineteen years ago)

a) Getting people to stop looking at women's bodies seems a wholly futile exercise, as anyone with an ounce of sense would know (you're decidedly in the minority in your dislike of models), and b) if we're going to buy the whole it-was-for-our-art explanation, it seems far more honest to admit that they wanted to make clothes that draped rather than clung and then just discovered that this approach had all sorts of fringe benefits.

I just don't buy that clothes can only look good on 14-year-olds with absurdly high metabolisms (to be generous). God help designers' delicate souls when those clothes get released into the wild.

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not sure that not sexualizing models puts him in the minority, really. It doesn't occur to me that they're sex objects, either -- they're just...objects. Of course there are tons of men in New York, maybe more than in other cities, who chase models and/or are over-awed by them, but that's more about social standing/cachet and possessing something widely desired than it is about the women's appearances per se.

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, when they get their clothes off the boner just goes PEeeeoooow.

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 14 September 2006 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

this has happened how many times?

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Thursday, 14 September 2006 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

Don't believe a word that bitch Giselle says.

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 14 September 2006 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

Fashion, n. A despot whom the wise ridicule and obey.

AMBROSE BIERCE, The Devil's Dictionary

For those inclined to want to be fashionable (which for most will consist of following not leading), no amount of convincing them of the tyranny of image consciousness will ever cause them to give it up first. It's like a town full of gunslingers where no-one wants to be the first to turn in their gun. This is further complicated by the fact that the freshness, vigor, and pulchritude of youth mostly can't afford high fashion which then becomes a prop for older women who have the money to differentiate themselves. To give it up is either to admit that you're too irredeemably ugly to compete or just too old. It is exactly the difficulty that average women have in keeping that slim that makes very slim models attractive to the wealthy and influential ladies who buy or deal in fashion. If you have the will, the money, the trainer, et cetera to achieve and maintain that image, you are in the 'elite'.

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 14 September 2006 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not sure that not sexualizing models puts him in the minority, really. It doesn't occur to me that they're sex objects, either -- they're just...objects. Of course there are tons of men in New York, maybe more than in other cities, who chase models and/or are over-awed by them, but that's more about social standing/cachet and possessing something widely desired than it is about the women's appearances per se.

This is OTM x 1000, and I can trace it in my own thought-processes as an adolescent: "Aren't I supposed to find these women attractive? They're obviously high-status, after all."

Nabisco, there's a middle path between advocating some sort of conspiracy theory -- which I don't think the linked site is actually doing, really -- and acting like these things are handed down on stone tablets from on high. Surely a cursory survey of the past fifty years will reveal some correlation between overall trends and specific decisions made by specific people?

if the fashion industry is plotting to make us want to be skinny, they're doing a piss-poor job of it, as we're all fatter than ever.

Last time I checked, (1) the fashion and food industries are separate endeavors, and (2) advertising derives its power from the discrepancy between people's actual lives, and the idealized lives they're led to believe they ought to be having.

lurker #2421, inc. (lurker-2421), Thursday, 14 September 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

Also, this --

if we're going to buy the whole it-was-for-our-art explanation

Not "it was for our art", but "we wanted to sell more clothes". Again, not my argument, but I think it's a bit more nuanced than you're making it out to be.

lurker #2421, inc. (lurker-2421), Thursday, 14 September 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

First off, we're talking about skinny runway models here -- the average American male, insofar as he's going all hubba-hubba at models, is interested in like Victoria's Secret-type models, big-breasted gals who are quite a bit closer to normal. When he looks at porn, it's all big tits and big asses, and his jiggly hotties of choice are going to be shaped more like Pam Anderson. That's a very different thing from high-fashion runway models.

You're right that plenty of guys are awed by fashion models, too, but please notice that that's why I said "the sexual tittilation" of men. The appeal of high-fashion skinny isn't about sexual tittilation, I don't think; it's about cultural tittilation. We confer it the status of high style and beauty and cultural value -- just like money -- and so people want it for those reasons. (Which may be tangled up with sex appeal, but in cases like these I think you can guess which dominates.) Men and women both confer this cultural value on it, in that women may feel like it's what they aspire to accomplish, and men may feel like it's what they aspire to have.

But just in terms of sex appeal to men, it seems like by and large the fashion-skinny woman is like a stiletto heel and the voluptuous woman is like a sneaker -- which is to say that while the fashion-skinny woman conveys all sorts of style and class and seems like a cultural accomplishment, the voluptuous woman is the one people feel good and enjoy (ahem) slipping into.

xpost MWhite exactly on the money, hence my problem with this:

advertising derives its power from the discrepancy between people's actual lives, and the idealized lives they're led to believe they ought to be having

Because this is exactly my point! It's not that fashion is simply handing down those ideals from on high. We could look at what you've just said from an entirely different direction -- that fashion is powerful precisely because people already hold these ideals. We're not just being arbitrarily brainwashed here -- we bring these ideals to the table, and we're incredibly easy to motivate by using them.

(Also one of the funny mixups I was trying to point out, above, is that technically we really medically ought to be skinnier, as a whole -- which, like I said, adds some vexation to this whole argument.)

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 14 September 2006 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

She doesn't look skinny to you?!?!?

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Sunday, 17 September 2006 11:52 (nineteen years ago)

Not really, no. Certainly not in comparison to most fashion models!!!! She looks in proportion, and not remotely like a stick insect.

Oh No It's Dadaismus! (Dada), Sunday, 17 September 2006 11:59 (nineteen years ago)

She's no stick insect in Lucian Freud's portrait of her.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 17 September 2006 12:28 (nineteen years ago)

"She looks pretty healthy to me and not particularly skinny either."

You know Moss is a cokehead, right?


Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Sunday, 17 September 2006 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

OH NO FUCK

electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Sunday, 17 September 2006 23:41 (nineteen years ago)

Based on BMIs, Steve Redgrave was morbidly obese when he won his fifth gold medal.

Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Monday, 18 September 2006 07:50 (nineteen years ago)

yeh, that's what doesn't make sense - i am a good average bmi but have little muscle tone and the beginnings of a pot belly. if i worked out i'd gain muscle and lose fat. muscle is heavier than fat so therefore my bmi would go up.

wogan lenin (dog latin), Monday, 18 September 2006 09:08 (nineteen years ago)

Of course Kate Moss is considerably shorter than most fashion models. She's 5'7" ish, as opposed to over six foot.

Pete (Pete), Monday, 18 September 2006 09:15 (nineteen years ago)

is she dangerously short though?

also what about all these girls putting themselves in stretchers so tht they can be as tall as catwalk models?

wogan lenin (dog latin), Monday, 18 September 2006 09:51 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know why I click on these threads, besides I guess longing for a smoke and a drink with Michael, Laurel and Suzy??

Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED (allyzay), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

I know, Ally. I know. Miss you, kitten. And I've never even MET Michael or Suzy.

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

To most models, BMI is just an airline they'd avoid using. Obviously.

The furore revolves, I think, around the tension between a rapidly obesifying general population leading more sedentary lives and not having the discipline to save junk or 'treats' for occasional consumption, and how as a result 'thin' seems so close and yet so far. Models' clothes for catwalks are a UK size 10 which is US 5 or 6, which could fit women of a lot of different height categories. That's not tiny, by any means - so it's awful when a scrawny girl turns up in one on the catwalk wearing this Very. Average. Size.

My own BMI is under this limit even at my waterlogged time o'month, so I can't take it that seriously. However, this is because I've always had balanced dietary habits and love food.

suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 13:42 (nineteen years ago)

Models are mostly really really tall.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

Size 10 on somebody who's 5'10 is very different to size 10 on somebody who is 5'4. I'm 5'10 and the only time I got close to being a size 10 I was eating two small meals a day and feeling really fucking hungry.

Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 05:57 (nineteen years ago)

Whereas at 5'3, I'm now getting close to overweight at 70kg, even tho most of me is still a size 10. Its a bit confusing.

Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 06:49 (nineteen years ago)

Womens' clothes sizes are crackers. I've never understood how something is supposed to fit a size eight person regardless of whether they're 5'1" or 6'3". Such people are clearly not the same size, are they?

What's wrong with a manly inside leg and waist measurement (maybe with chests thrown in where appropriate)?

Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 07:56 (nineteen years ago)

Models are mostly really really tall.

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...), September 19th, 2006.

INSIGHT

EARLY-90S MAN (Enrique), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 07:57 (nineteen years ago)

Also, my top half is always going to be a size bigger than my bottom half thanks to my bazooms :(

Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 10:58 (nineteen years ago)

Such people are clearly not the same size, are they?

Thankfully shops have intoduced the Tall and Petite sections in recent years, but they're not everywhere and where they are, they don't exactly have an extensive range.

Answer me this: why can you get a 36" leg jean in Topshop but not Topman?

Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 11:00 (nineteen years ago)

Being sad about yr bazooms seems wrong, somehow.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 11:11 (nineteen years ago)

We should have a thread in support of them

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 11:33 (nineteen years ago)

There's a joke about Mädchen's bazooms needing more than just a thread to support them in there somewhere, but I fear I am not the man to make it.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 11:36 (nineteen years ago)

I wear a British size 10 (which is apparently equivalent to a US 4 or 6--depending on where you shop--these days), at least that's the size I deemed appropriate to purchase at Top Shop. I'm 5'7ish though, and it's all a tad big on me (as above, bazooms and shoulders don't fit into the smaller size). The thing to remember is that they do tack up and alter the sample sizes (which is why none of the models are walking around with the waists too big or some such), and that, yeah, women's clothing sizes in retail stores are nonsensical. "Size 10" in couture (see also: wedding gowns always being said to be "cut small") means something entirely different from my experience with it. It's very much traditional sizing, and not the modern sizing you see off the rack, which has all been slowly but surely upsized over the years.

So, in closing, comparing size 10s (or 6s) we've all purchased to the supposed-same size on the runway isn't really accurate, just as BMIs are pretty generally a shitty way to judge someone's health.

Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED (allyzay), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

What I don't understand about this thread (and others like it) is that it seems there's a huge disconnect. There are people who are just thin, and there are people who are too thin. These two separate groups of people might actually wear the exact same size and be the exact same weight, but on one person, that is just what they are no matter what they eat or drink, and on the other person, they're starving themself to that weight. It's the same thing with obesity versus voluptuousness/robustness, as I'm sure everyone is already aware. One person can be overweight for their body at a weight that is perfectly normal for someone else--I mean, being a 260lb man would be considered overweight if that was the fact you were given to go off of, but if you were then told the man was Michael Strahan you might have a different opinion suddenly.

Different people are different sizes by nature, and it's unfair to label ALL "underweight" people or ALL "overweight" people with a nasty label because of this. Yes, it'd be nice if the fashion world would show some more varied body sizes, but as several people have already pointed out, there's a big weight difference in the type of models you see on runways and the types you see in catalogs and many advertisements (and there's a whole new thing thrown in the works when Monica Belluci and Scarlett Johansson are suddenly getting tons of runway and print work). It's not denying that there are a lot of young women trying to break into modelling who are starving themselves, but it's not all of them and it's a bit unfair to go on these BMI or weight-based rampages that the media seems to like to do once or twice a year.

Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED (allyzay), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

Sure, the media just kicks it up every now and then so it can go back to getting its good seats in Milan and London and cooing over skinny young ones the rest of the time.

The only good thing about being a complete lardarse is never, ever feeling even the slightest obligation to pay attention to what's fashionable. I think I save a lot of money that way. Which I then, of course, spend on cakes.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

things I spend money on, a list:
1) tomatoes
2) fashion
3) hair product
4) cheese
5) booze

it's kind of a swingy swingy, is it lardarse or pro-ana??? Who can say!

Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED (allyzay), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

4) cheese :)

Am I Re-elected Yet? (Dada), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

haha to be honest cheese is probably #2 on many weeks of the year. Sometimes #1.

Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED (allyzay), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

Ally, are you on the cheese and booze diet again?

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

I wasn't aware I stopped long enough for the word "again" to apply!

Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED (allyzay), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, right. Sorry.

Actually, I think there have been times in my life when tomatoes, booze and cheese were the only things I ingested that had any caloric count.

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

Tomatoes, booze, cheese: the only food groups worth mentioning.

Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED (allyzay), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

Plus it's so much easier for the kids to remember than that stupid food pyramid.

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

That's perfect, it covers the whole spectrum from pizza and beer to penne alla vodka and a $10 wine to something really fancy and something else really fancy. You've just simplified my grocery shopping immensely.

Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

INSIGHT
-- EARLY-90S MAN

You totally missed the point. The point was made, earlier, that models where size 5, which isn't that bad, right, compared to size 2 or size 1. but for a tall person, tall 5 is extrememly tiny.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

Well if there's one person on ILX who understands women's clothing, it's the dude who only just figured out line breaks who is actually claiming 1 and 5 are women's sizes.

Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED (allyzay), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

are they misses' sizes?

milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

They're juniors sizing. ie 12 year olds' stores.

Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED (allyzay), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

A tall person in a size 5 would look really fucking weird because the legs of the pants would be about 10 inches too short.

Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED (allyzay), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

You mean like capris?

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

you're totally right, adult women never wear junior sizes. my bad, dipshit.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 23:30 (nineteen years ago)

harping on about line breaks again, you're the one who irrationally
demanded that i be banned for them, right?

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 23:31 (nineteen years ago)

sorry that was kinda rude.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 23:35 (nineteen years ago)

Well, adult women DON'T wear juniors sizes for the most part, any more than a man would shop in the boys section.

Sizing is based on the average buyer of the line in question, basically. I am like a size bigger than Ally (I'm 5'9") but if I get something at the mall like Banana Republic I get a 4-6, which just tells me how much they've had to adjust based on the averages - in vintage even from the 80's I usually have to find a 10 just to fit in the shoulders 'cause I have a large frame.. But a higher end line today I'd usually go size 8, which is huge in their terms, isn't it.

from a blog I really like -
The myth of vanity sizing
Fit and sizing entropy

dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 21 September 2006 02:20 (nineteen years ago)

harping on about line breaks again, you're the one who irrationally
demanded that i be banned for them, right?

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...), September 21st, 2006.

if ally has been demanding your banning 1) that's another name on the list 2) what could be more rational?

EARLY-90S MAN (Enrique), Thursday, 21 September 2006 07:57 (nineteen years ago)

An adult woman who can wear juniors sizing would have to be not only extremely short but extremely skinny, so wtf is your point, "dipshit"? A juniors size 7 generally averages to be about the same size as a 2 petites. Also, if you seriously think people want your sad sack ass off this board because of the line breaks and not because of, like, your personality, you're a bit mistaken. But why don't you tell us more about this Moss Cocaine Shocker.

Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED (allyzay), Thursday, 21 September 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

Personality?

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 21 September 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

Also thank you for those links, dar1a, those are good reading indeed.

xpost oh snap

Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED (allyzay), Thursday, 21 September 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

Ver-sales, yes. Also, Kay-ro (Cairo), Buh-GOH-tah (Bogota)...at least Memphis, Rome, and Athens, TN didn't suffer too much.

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 21 September 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

Shit, nevermind. Wrong thread for only my second time, EVER.

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 21 September 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)


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