Cocaine Pringles

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Jesus, that was close.

― the dow nut industrial average dead joe mama besser (donut), Thursday, 14 September 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

and that looks suspiciously like gear's couch

― the dow nut industrial average dead joe mama besser (donut), Thursday, 14 September 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

omg what is this?

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 14 September 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

Dallas gets the coke-loaded Home Depot cabinets, Austin gets cocaine Pringles. When am I going to luck into someone's shipment, dammit?

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 14 September 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.local6.com/spotlight/9514444/detail.html

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 14 September 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

Someone went to the trouble of pressing up cocaine Pringles but forgot to include the Pringle's signature Gehry curve!

They would have been better off making some kind of raisin bran with cocaine "yogurt" clusters.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 14 September 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

Those would taste horrible!

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 14 September 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

Also, geez, who gets into a "disturbance" with 168 grams of cocaine on him? Seems like the kind of thing you either leave in a safe place or take very quietly to wherever it's going and get the hell rid of it.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 14 September 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

they lose style points for not making the packaging somehow cocaine themed - still, good show!

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 14 September 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

Authorities in Austin, Texas, found wafers made of pure cocaine stacked and hidden inside a drug suspect's can of Pringles potato chips, according to a Local 6 News report.
Investigators said Kevin Ray Landry was involved in some type of disturbance at a business. A short time later, he was stopped by Austin police officers.
During a search of the car, officers found 168 grams worth of cocaine wafers in the Pringles canister.

how'd they know it was cokaine wtf

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 14 September 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

damn I wondered why I've craving chips so much lately. . .

― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Thursday, 14 September 2006 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

he went to all the trouble to make it into wafers and then the cops just found it?

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 14 September 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

drug addicts != world's smartest people

― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Thursday, 14 September 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

Cocaine and pringles are actually quite similar: pleasant at the time, extremely moreish, but actually not all that good.

― chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Thursday, 14 September 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

likely more of a wholesaler than a consumer.

xpost

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 14 September 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

You're not supposed to snort pringles, silly.

xpost

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 14 September 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

xpost, ok sorry: drug dealers != smartest people

― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Thursday, 14 September 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

dr. strongo's neuvo cuisine

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 14 September 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

how'd they know it was cokaine wtf

Cuz Pringles aren't flat!!!

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 14 September 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

They look more like communion wafers.

― chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Thursday, 14 September 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

they look more like cocaine communion hosts

xpost!@

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 14 September 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

Dallas gets the coke-loaded Home Depot cabinets

this happened in dallas too? happened with bathroom vanities in boston last spring. immediately after the news broke all my friends back east started renovating their houses and condos...

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 14 September 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

To anesthetize choir boys mouths?

xpost

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 14 September 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

answer to the question "what goes best with jesus juice?"

― timmy tannin (pompous), Thursday, 14 September 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

that's the awesomest thing evah!

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 14 September 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

I think it's the same chain of cocaine, Otto. The cabinets originated in stores and warehouses here and then got shipped to the Northeast if I remember the news right.

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 14 September 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

What the hell else is in that cocaine to make it wafer shaped anyway? Flour? Shortening? Did he bake them or fry them? Most importantly, fat and calorie content?

― the dow nut industrial average dead joe mama besser (donut), Thursday, 14 September 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

Would these be Adkins friendly?

― the dow nut industrial average dead joe mama besser (donut), Thursday, 14 September 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

i always wondered where mr pringle's nose went

― kephm (kephm), Thursday, 14 September 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

hasil adkins?

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 14 September 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

sure, why not

― the dow nut industrial average dead joe mama besser (donut), Thursday, 14 September 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

ihttp://people.zeelandnet.nl/close/pringles/Prints%20(Jokes).jpg

― Dr. Alicia B. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Thursday, 14 September 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

poor dead hasil adkins.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 14 September 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

once you pop, you can't stop.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 14 September 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

HA!

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 14 September 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

cocaine pringles versus cocaine hot dogs

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 14 September 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

mmm, hot dogs.

― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Thursday, 14 September 2006 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

can't have just one

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:47 (nineteen years ago)

Get the fever for the flavour of a Pringle!!

― JTS (JTS), Friday, 15 September 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/513/250pxyoungjeezysnowmanoc9.jpg

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

I saw this news story while I was in the Dallas Co jail for crack possession

― STATES' RIGHTS! (mr aaron), Friday, 15 September 2006 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

Inventor of Pringles tube buried in one

― Alba, Monday, 2 June 2008 19:49 (seventeen years ago)

How can you invent a tube?

I mean its a fucking geometric shape.

― Jarlrmai, Monday, 2 June 2008 19:57 (seventeen years ago)

I want to know what flavor he was buried in.

― Abbott, Monday, 2 June 2008 20:01 (seventeen years ago)

Also how he feels abt the 'cantenna.'

― Abbott, Monday, 2 June 2008 20:02 (seventeen years ago)

what do cocaine pringles make you feel like? they make you feel like eating more cocaine pringles.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 2 June 2008 20:02 (seventeen years ago)

To anesthetize choir boys mouths?

omg, ew.

― phil-two, Monday, 2 June 2008 20:02 (seventeen years ago)

PRingles don't look like wafers! No wonder the cops caught on.

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 2 June 2008 20:12 (seventeen years ago)

"To anesthetize choir boys mouths?"

omg, ew.

I had the same reaction. I might have been more bothered if it weren't kinda funny.

― j-rock, Monday, 2 June 2008 20:16 (seventeen years ago)

The lucky customer that finds the Pringles can with the inventor at the bottom wins our grand prize!

― Sean Carruthers, Monday, 2 June 2008 20:24 (seventeen years ago)

CTRL + F /= Markelby?

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 2 June 2008 20:38 (seventeen years ago)

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