Irelands Dumbest Fuckwits!

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My brother wrote off our car. I get back from London after a fun weekend to find this out.

He parked beside the sea in high tide and went canoeing all day. It got flooded and fucked up.

Violent suggestions for retribution are most welcome.

And yes I know how lucky I was to have a car anyway and that at least nobody was hurt or thank god we have our lives it could be worse.

So tell me something stupid someone in your family did and the more violent your reaction was the better.

― Ronan, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

jesus now I have to mingle with the hoi polloi on the bus.

Oh just kidding, the bus is great.

― Ronan, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i was hoping that gale had started this thread.

― ethan, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hi Ronan! Welcome back! :) I'm sorry to hear about your car! What a shame. Do you suppose after the wires and things dry out that it will be able to run again? I hope it will.

The most stupid thing that my X did, was neutering my dog with an elastic band. Needless to say it didn't work and my pet almost died! My X had to finish the job with a knife. I was angry enough to chew nails but I held it inside!My dog was about 7 y/o at the time.

― Gale Deslongchamps, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey thats a great idea for how to punish my brother gale.

― Ronan, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hi Ethan, Why did you hope I had started this thread?

― Gale Deslongchamps, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

if he parked beside the sea AT high tide, then howcum the car got flooded?

if he parked beside the sea IN high tide, then yes, that is pretty dumb (next time park on land, ronan's brother)

no one in my family has evah done anything stupid (surely this can't be true)

when quite small my sistah and her friend went and played in the grain silo, sat on top of the grain, escaping being sucked down and soffocated only becuz so small: however since small, entitled not know bettah...

― mark s, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hi Gale, because you seem to hate Ronan for some reason and i thought it'd be funny if you called him ireland's dumbest fuckwit :).

― ethan, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

he parked in a car park near the sea on a day when a high tide was due. fuckin leave me alone you pedant.

― Ronan, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Lol Ethan, I don't hate Ronan. I don't know him enough to hate. I would never call anyone by that term.

― Gale Deslongchamps, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hi Gale, I hope you never get to know him better, then!! :)

― ethan, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i dont know whether im meant to laugh or cry after that ethan.

― Ronan, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't worry Ronin, I'm sure you are a nice chap! :)

― Gale Deslongchamps, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Stupidest thing I can think of is a brother after hearing the hype of "Compact Discs" sells every single record in the house except for a duplicate copy of Great White North the Album and Wierd Al In 3D. Most of these records werent his anyways.
He was nearly murdered by other members of the family until they realized he had also gotten a small short term loan from the bank as well.

― Mr Noodles, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hi Ethan, Are you my fairy godmother/body guard? It sounds as though you don't like Ronan. Why would you say thatI shouldn't get to know him better? Fess up!

― Gale Deslongchamps, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Mr Noodles,

The idea of securing a short term loan to embrace the newest trends in consumer technology strikes me as even stupider than selling all your records!

― Kris, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hi Gale :), actually i like Ronan a lot, but I have been accused of being a fairy before! LOL!!

― ethan, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Just a suggestion but if as you refer to it as "our car" I'm sure your brother isn't too pleased with it either

― yerag, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hi Ethan :) I said fairy godmother. Remember Martin Short as one? (Gale giggles!)

― Gale, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

no!?!

― ethan, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hi Ethan, :) :) The movie I was referring to was, A Simple Wish. Excellent.(g)

― Gale, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

classic.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 22 November 2003 05:19 (twenty-one years ago)

:) :)

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 22 November 2003 05:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I just wanted to type that to see what it was like

(kinda scary)

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 22 November 2003 05:55 (twenty-one years ago)

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