Flat Tax Thread

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Well, it hasn't been done. A flat tax seems like the fairest kind of income tax. But maybe I'm wrong. School me, brothers.

The problem is, usually when I listen to opponents of a flat tax, they go on about "we'd lose vital funds for needed programs" instead of actually addressing the ethical question. better for the gov to be poor and noble then rich and mean, right?

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:17 (nineteen years ago)

1996 called. they want their hat back.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:21 (nineteen years ago)

Woah... What happened to your rigid line breaks? Yeah, I'd get sick of that too.

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I want my money back

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

how exactly does a non-flat tax make government "mean"?

a.b. (alanbanana), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:39 (nineteen years ago)

I asked first.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:41 (nineteen years ago)

Ok, I'll answer. The flat tax is not ethical because by taxing based on percent it actually disproportionately affects the poor. To choose an arbitrary number, 30% of the income of a person who makes, say $500,000 a year would in no way prevent the person from living quite a lavish lifestyle if they so chose, whereas 30% of the income of a person supporting two kids and making $30,000 a year would make an enormous difference in that person's ability to pay the bills, provide opportunities for their children, etc.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 00:10 (nineteen years ago)

Surely I'm not the first person to ever explain that to you though, you libertarian scum.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 00:10 (nineteen years ago)

It still doesn't make sense. Almost like your penalizing people who live a lavish lifestyle?

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 00:24 (nineteen years ago)

I mean how can it "disproportionally" affect anyone? that's the point of a flat tax. 10% is 10% is 10%.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 00:25 (nineteen years ago)

Another angle of attack, who's to say that the $500K-a-year dude doesn't need that money to pay bills too? What if he has bigger bills?

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 00:26 (nineteen years ago)

Squirrel, I guess you were born with money and have never met a person with limited means before, so I'll explain the rationale for progressive taxation:

Let's ignore taxes for a moment and just imagine two families.

The first one has two kids and brings home $2000 a month. The second has two kids and brings home $20000 a month.

Ok, so the first family has a bunch of expenses:

-$800/month in rent for their house.
-$350/month grocery bill
-$200/month car payment
-$100/month (average) energy/heating bill
-$150/month car insurance
-$150/month gasoline

Ok, we're already at $1750. We only have $250/month left for any health expenses, entertainment, clothing, furniture, appliances, not to speak of any savings or debt (and most families at that income level would realistically have debt and not be able to save much of anything.

You can quarrel with individual numbers here, but I think my overall estimate is within reason.
Now the second family:

Let's say they have a nice home, so:

-$6000/month mortgage and taxes
-$800/month grocery bill (they buy all kinds of nice organic and gourmet stuff)
-$600/month car payment (two nice cars)
-$300/month car insurance (two nice cars, kid on insurance too)
-$250/month average energy bill (home is bigger, more use, etc.)
-$500/month gasoline (maybe one is an SUV, they drive more, etc.)
-$1500/month private schools, two kids (not even really fair to include for comparison purposes, but doesn't matter)

You add all that up and you only get $9950 - not even half their income! Plenty left over for the other stuff, not to mention savings, investments, college accounts, etc.

So now what happens if you take 30% of each. Suddenly family one can't even pay its bills. Family two would still have a chunk of income left over totalling about double family one's entire income.

No, it's not a penalty. It's a recognition of the different difficulties one faces at a lower income level and an attempt to lessen the odds of becoming trapped in poverty.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 00:55 (nineteen years ago)

Flat tax sounds good to me til someone asks, "who'll clean the sewers?"

Butt Dickass (Dick Butkus), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 01:09 (nineteen years ago)

okay so why not just exempt anyone below X from paying taxes tirely?
i just don't understand why the richer family should SUFFER (and maybe it's not dire suffering but it's still a financial burden) in order to help out the poorer family
if you can't make ends meet, you can't make ends meet. we shouldn't burden people with taxes but we can't stop tragedies from happening because of the cruelties of the world and/or people like dead ends and refuse to better themselves.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 01:14 (nineteen years ago)

"paying taxes ENtirely"

and kudos for guessing i was born with money (incorrect) just because i believe in fairness.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 01:16 (nineteen years ago)

i mean it's like you're faced with a situation where it's like, either

1. cut taxes for the little guy and raise taxes for the big guy

or

2. cut taxes for the little guy THE END

2 seems a lot more fair.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 01:17 (nineteen years ago)

Well, to be honest I don't see how it is a burden on the family who is still able to afford a $1 million plus home, two fancy cars, private schools, expensive food, nice vacations, elaborate recreational activities and still has plenty left over to save and invest.

But, out of curiosity, where would you draw the line for tax exemption? After all, right now a family of four with the income I cited would be, I think, in the 15% tax bracket. (I could be wrong about that though). I'd be all for exempting that family from taxes or reducing their rax rate.

Also, as you move up the income levels, the percentage differences become relatively small (25% vs. 28% vs. 33% vs. 35%) as it is. So it's not like it's a huge extra burden. And I'd be surprised if a lot of people in the highest income bracket aren't so good at avoiding taxes (through expert accountants and such) that they actually pay a LOWER perecent of their income as tax than some other brackets.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 01:22 (nineteen years ago)

o i was thinking of anarchy

Butt Dickass (Dick Butkus), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 01:22 (nineteen years ago)

a-ron, progressive taxes make sense fiscally but not morally. it doesn't seem fair to penalize someone for success.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 01:23 (nineteen years ago)

Rich people would actually HAVE TO PAY SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!

I say it's a good idea as long as it really IS a FLAT tax (ie. no loopholes for rich fukes who want to pay $1 on their prime Manhattan real estate).

Butt Dickass (Dick Butkus), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 01:23 (nineteen years ago)

I don't see how it's a penalty.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 01:26 (nineteen years ago)

don't think of it as the wealthy suffering, but rather an attempt to alleviate some of the poor's suffering. the wealthy aren't paying more, the poor are paying less, ie imagine a sensitive bully: "everyone must give me their milk money, 50cents". poor kid: "i only get milk money once a week", bully: "hmm ok guess that'll have to do".

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 01:39 (nineteen years ago)

I mean how can it "disproportionally" affect anyone? that's the point of a flat tax. 10% is 10% is 10%.

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...) (webmail), September 18th, 2006 9:25 PM. (Squirrel_Police) (link)

HI DERE HIGH SCHOOL ECONOMICS e.g. marginal propensity to save

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 19 September 2006 01:44 (nineteen years ago)

How does this affect people who have difficulty wrt spending?

Butt Dickass (Dick Butkus), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 01:49 (nineteen years ago)

How do you feel about sales tax? People who spend more pay more. Do you have a problem with that? Same thing.

Maria :D (Maria D.), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 01:50 (nineteen years ago)

Tax should be age based, I just realized. The older you are, fuck it, you should be responsible by now, so give me 50% more you old fucker. This plan really makes sense when we get into retirement.

Butt Dickass (Dick Butkus), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

You're right Curtis, that is high school economics. Let's keep going.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 01:58 (nineteen years ago)

high school economics is for middle aged fags

Butt Dickass (Dick Butkus), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 02:00 (nineteen years ago)

Economics is the art of justifying government behavior.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 02:15 (nineteen years ago)

Libertarianism is the art of pretend philosophy.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 02:16 (nineteen years ago)

Farting is the art of pretend anything with an f in front of it.

Butt Dickass (Dick Butkus), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 02:17 (nineteen years ago)

It'd be a fairer thing to have a flat tax if every other expense was scaled down accordingly; ie those on low incomes were also able to find housing, food and utilities that scaled to their income. If everyone is paying 30% of their income on their rent or mortgage then sure, flat tax away.

I'm sure I've used an extremely simplistic argument mind you.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 02:20 (nineteen years ago)

Butt Dickass is the art of pretend Esteban Buttez.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 02:21 (nineteen years ago)

Nah, I don't even know what he does really except for piss you guys off.

Butt Dickass (Dick Butkus), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 02:22 (nineteen years ago)

events planning and tourism, apparently

electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 02:22 (nineteen years ago)

Esteban does that? Is he in NY? Maybe me and s/he should hang out.

Butt Dickass (Dick Butkus), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 02:24 (nineteen years ago)

He's not the guy who plays guitar on infomercials, though?

Butt Dickass (Dick Butkus), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 02:24 (nineteen years ago)

it doesn't seem fair to penalize someone for success.

oh great, we got reaganite rugged individuals on here.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 02:49 (nineteen years ago)

just for recognizing that you can never have anything good handed to you on a silver platter?

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 02:58 (nineteen years ago)

Steve Forbes called. He wants his illusions back.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 02:58 (nineteen years ago)

eg. if it's handed to you it has no value. the value is in the going, not the arriving.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 02:59 (nineteen years ago)

i guess it's going into a broader discussion of redistribution of wealth which is a happy go lucky dream in theory but a tremendous scam and empty promise in practice

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 03:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.joshgordon.net/Perot.jpg

p@reene (Pareene), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 03:01 (nineteen years ago)

reaganite is unfair since ronnie was a product of the depression.

i'd say more kooky libertarian style is at play here.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

however ronnie brought the rugged/starve the beasters into power for the first time

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

eg. if it's handed to you it has no value. the value is in the going, not the arriving.

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...), September 18th, 2006.

i guess it's going into a broader discussion of redistribution of wealth which is a happy go lucky dream in theory but a tremendous scam and empty promise in practice

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...), September 19th, 2006.

Oh shut up. Go dry hump Ayn Rand's corpse.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

lawl

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 03:14 (nineteen years ago)

okay so why not just exempt anyone below X from paying taxes entirely?

Because if we adopt your magical flat tax of 30%, then cut taxes off entirely for any family making, say, $20,000 or under, then a guy who makes $20,000 who works really hard and gets a raise of $5,000 would suddenly be bringing home $17,500. If only there were some equally magical way we could arrange a tax system so that things like this didn't happen ... say, I dunno, a progressive graduated tax, like the one we have now?

i just don't understand why the richer family should SUFFER (and maybe it's not dire suffering but it's still a financial burden) in order to help out the poorer family

The idea here is that people are not all autonomous particles who have nothing whatsoever to do with one another. We live in a society, and whatever successes we have are made possible by everyone else in that society, including our government and its laws. The notion behind a progressive tax system is that the people who have benefited most from our society will make the biggest contribution to sustaining it. (For instance: if a trucking company makes millions shipping things on public roads and infrastructure, and it's then able to pay some of its employees handsomely, it makes sense that the company and its handsomely paid executives will take on an ever-so-slightly greater proportion of the cost of maintaining those roads. Same goes for an agricultural company that relies on cheap labor; same goes for a guy whose education was launched by a top-notch public school, a school whose existence was partly made possible by the shittier public school across town that some other folks went to.)

if you can't make ends meet, you can't make ends meet.

But just imagine the big-government bureaucracy in the Department of Disposing of the Bodies Piling Up in the Holding Pen Outside the Emergency Room!

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 03:32 (nineteen years ago)

In other words: it's already true that the poorer family SUFFERS (in your colorful all-caps word) in order to help out the richer one; the Waltons couldn't accumulate immense family wealth without low-income people staffing their stores and buying their products.

In other words: those who are getting the best deal out of America should be most inclined to help keep America possible.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 03:38 (nineteen years ago)

nabisco are you just going to completely ignore the fact that those wal mart staffers are flat-out less intelligent and/or motivated than sam walton? why should those like him SUFFER for their awesome business acumen???????

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

Hey, who cares why he's homeless. You can't make ends meet, you can't make ends meet.

mucho (mucho), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 23:22 (nineteen years ago)

Hey, who cares why he's homeless? You can't make ends meet, you can't make ends meet.

mucho (mucho), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 23:22 (nineteen years ago)

"That idiot is just an absolute idiot... He doesn't have one ounce of empathy in his whole fricking body. And you can put that in the paper." Bruce Newcomb (R-Burley) on Bill Sali

xpost

I lived in Boise four years and in East Idaho before that...maybe you met Rigby Libertarian Donovan Bramwell, one of the most entertaining candidates and homeless people I ever met. And a homeless guy ran for city council last year w/the $8.67 (approx.) budget, don't you remember?

Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

SP, can you think of any confounding variables w/r/t those homeschooling facts?

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

Well, homeless people ARE mostly crazy and/or alcoholics/addicts. They say the homeless problem really surged when Reagan basically opened the doors to mental institutions swept 'em out.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

Typical of his piece-of-shit ways.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 23:30 (nineteen years ago)

But Idaho's finest libertarian is homeless! For real! He should be your mascot.

Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 23:31 (nineteen years ago)

girlfriend says: public schools in the 'burbs or semi-public (charter) schools in the city have the smartest kids and teachers. I asked about private schools in the 'burbs, but she said, "eh, there really aren't many and the public schools are good because people pay a lot of taxes for those good schools." And, so, fuck statistics. I have a girlfriend who teaches and holds opinions I like to agree with to be supportive.

Butt Dickass (Dick Butkus), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 23:50 (nineteen years ago)

Now, these police-- are they made out of squirrels or do they just keep the squirrels in line?

Butt Dickass (Dick Butkus), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 23:58 (nineteen years ago)

^^ yeah i don't buy that. the thing about 'smartest kids and teachers'

deej.. (deej..), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 00:11 (nineteen years ago)

Ehh, the thing about private schools is that they don't have to take all the students, see. So they send the hard cases to the public schools, who are obliged to take all comers. Failing to understand that (and, well, lots of other things) seems to be one of the pillars of libertarianism.

the kinkade fire (willpie), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 00:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.fifth-letter.com/strata/images/libertylogo.jpg

a|ex (Pareene), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 01:44 (nineteen years ago)

SP, can you think of any confounding variables w/r/t those homeschooling facts?

Hint: affluence, parental interest, homeschooled Christians cracking the whip, homeschooled hippie kids getting to figure out why frogs etc. If you're so poor that two parents are working three or more jobs, there's no time.

Also, any study that claims homeschooled kids are socialized just as well is simply false. To wit:

insofar as self concept is a reflector of socialization, it would appear that few home-schooled children are socially deprived and that there may be sufficient evidence to indicate that some home-schooled children have a higher self concept than conventionally schooled children.

That's exactly the point! Alas, homeschoolers tend to be pompous asses who are completely out of touch with the interests and preoccupations of their peers, and who think they're better than everyone else because they've read Jane Eyre, built a habitat for efts, and have never played Nintendo. Self-concept is a lousy barometer of this kind of socialization, they'd do better to ask the public school kids who instinctively dislike the smugness that oozes from the homeschoolers.

lurker #2421, inc. (lurker-2421), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 02:06 (nineteen years ago)

(deliberately a little OTT in that last part, but c'mon, we all know one or two)

lurker #2421, inc. (lurker-2421), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 02:06 (nineteen years ago)

Squirrel, you are completely talking out of your ass.

http://www.census.gov/population/socdemo/education/p23-08.pdf

This report cites illiteracy rates in 1900 as being 11.3%. Today they're around 3%.

It's also funny that you mention charter school students, since studies have come out recently showing they actually score WORSE than their public school counterparts.

As for private schools, yeah, obviously if you compare Westchester private schools with public schools in poor immigrant neighborhoods, for example, the private schools are going to look better. Utterly specious bullshit.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 04:41 (nineteen years ago)

Squirrel, you are completely talking out of your ass.

This wasn't taken as a given?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 04:44 (nineteen years ago)

hey, i think they don't even MAKE goldrush bars anymore. Now i'm disappointed.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 05:34 (nineteen years ago)

BTW Squirrel, just out of sheer curiosity, did you attend public or private schools?

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 05:51 (nineteen years ago)

We have a libertarian problem at uni as well. Well-off Tories who smoke pot amirite?

Space Gourmand (Haberdager), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 05:56 (nineteen years ago)

As for private schools, yeah, obviously if you compare Westchester private schools with public schools in poor immigrant neighborhoods, for example, the private schools are going to look better. Utterly specious bullshit.

Perhaps so, old chum, but, you got it wrong, my friend. The Harlem school in question is a semi-private charter school and the westchester schools mentioned are public. But, you seem to be honing in on the science I was dropping. Mad props, my bruthah.

Butt Dickass (Dick Butkus), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 11:52 (nineteen years ago)

Oh sorry, I think I misread your post.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 12:28 (nineteen years ago)

aron, i was public schooled, it's totally irrelevant. if you don't think our education system is dire, try reading primers that were intended for fifth graders (mcguffey's readers) in the 19th century. today they'd pretty much be considered college level.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

Or, like, when you compare what kids in other countries are learning at the same age, you have to ask yourself: "is our children learning?"

IPSISSIMUS (Uri Frendimein), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

what they still make that I like: orange push-up pops.

http://www.vaiden.net/nestle_push-up.jpg

these are a timeless classic which are even better than bomb pops.

are UK bomb pops colored similarly?

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

Is Fred Flintstone there celebrating the red states in America's heartland?

IPSISSIMUS (Uri Frendimein), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

nah, just that we've advanced this far in human evolution that you can enjoy a frosty bit of orange & high fructose corn syrup shoved into your mouf

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

Squirrel, how do you account for the fact that most of the countries that outperform us educationally rely primarily on public schools?

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 21 September 2006 01:27 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...
A-Ron, how do you account for the fact that you are
a congenital idiot?

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:25 (nineteen years ago)

It took you two months to come up with that?

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:29 (nineteen years ago)

Actually, I love ILX but I know that love will never
be reciprocated. It's actually an outgrowh of my love
of New York City. I've spent time in Boston but it
only whetted my hunger for NYC. I can't wait for
the day when I will be able to live in the capital
of the world.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:34 (nineteen years ago)


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Beth: Oh, sure!

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Bill: Uh..?

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Waitress: Sir?

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Waitress: Pretty much everything comes with French fries.

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Bill: So, who's out there? Who you gonna vote for?

Beth: I know, it's scary.. There's that Clinton guy, he seems okay. Is he from Florida?

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Bill: Well, Dave, that was about five subjects ago.

Dave: Well, I'm sorry. I'm just not a subject counter.

Bill: [ to Beth ] Yeah, well, Dave's a ltitle behind. He's just now recently getting into rap! Hey, did you hear Prince's new album?

Beth: Prince?! That guy's still around?

Bill: Well, yeah, yeah. The new album's pretty good, the old man's got some life in ihim.

Beth: Well, I'm more a U2 gal.

Bill: Well, they're always doing something.

Dave: Bill's a little behind himself, when he's not being an ass!

Beth: What, Dave..?

Dave: It's just that thing you said about me being a little.. behind.. uh.. I've just gotta stand up for a minute..

Bill: Okay. Whatever. [ contunies talking to Beth ]

[ Dave exits to the bathroom, where he stares at himself reflectively in the mirror, wondering why he can't just get it together. He looks at the condom machine hanging on the wall, and turns away. He then notices a bathroom stall marked "Time Machine", and quickly enters, dispensing a few condoms before he goes. ]

[ the action returns to the table moments earlier, with Dave now in full swing with the conversation ]

Bill: So, these cabbies, if you're in a hurry, it's like the Indy 500! I don't know what kind of training films they show these guys..

Dave: They probably show them "The French Connection"! [ everyone laughs ]

Bill: Right! Hey, you know what else is great in Boston? The clam chowder.

Dave: Clam Chowdah! [ everyone laughs ]

[ fade ]

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:38 (nineteen years ago)

Upthread, Squirrel Police cunningly asked:

I mean how can it "disproportionally" affect anyone? that's the point of a flat tax. 10% is 10% is 10%.

Ignoring the fact that this question has been reasonably answered already, and that Squirrel Police was probably being disingenuous, and also overlooking the fact that he will almost certainly never see my answer, yet I feel strangely compelled to waste some minutes of my Saturday morning on this question.

Imagine this analogy, Mr. Police. God declares that all creatures on earth have sinned and must undergo a "flat punishment". The punishment consists of being struck on the head by a one pound iron weight, dropped from a height of 10 feet.

A mouse complains that this is not a fair punishment, since small creatures will suffer from it disproportionately. An elephant (appropriately enough) asks: "How can the effects be disproportionate? A one pound weight is a one pound weight."

This argument (irrationally) convinces the mouse, who very soon ends up dead, much to the amusement of the elephant, who ends up with a minor bruise.

IOW, "equal" causes can have unequal effects, and very often do in real life.

Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 18 November 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

I thought this would be an lfam thread.

milo z (mlp), Saturday, 18 November 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

i disagree again Aimless!i cant help thinking a more accurate analogy would be a punishment weight dropped realtive to the size of animal... say 10% of body weight for each animal!

Kiwi (Kiwi), Sunday, 19 November 2006 06:23 (nineteen years ago)

I haven't read the thread but it's easy enough to point out the many flaws in a flat tax without resorting to dropping anvils on bunnies. Here are a few reasons why a flat tax is inherently unfair:

- Most if not all flat tax proposals eliminate capital gains tax completely. So while they claim they would rid the tax system of the loopholes that the rich exploit, they really shift the entire tax burden onto the middle class (who earn their money primarily through wages) and off of the wealthy (who don't really make any wages but get the bulk of their income from investments).

- The wealthy should carry the greatest tax burden since they have by far reaped the greatest benefit from our society. They benefit the most from fire and police protection since they have the most property to protect. Their businesses couldn't survive without publicly funded roads, an inexpensive federal postal service, an educated public to serve as a labor force, a federally subsidized airline industry, publically funded technologies like the internet, health research, etc. The list goes on and on. Contrary to the libertarian fantasy of some kind of "natural" free market, the wealthy are only wealthy by permission of the government who allows people to do business, creates and regulates money, protects property and just generally creates a society in which the accumulation of wealth is possible.

- There is no way that the flat tax percentages which are generally proposed would provide enough revenue to run the government -- which is fine if you want to drown the federal government in the bathtub but not so much if you actually want to live in a functioning society.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Sunday, 19 November 2006 09:24 (nineteen years ago)

Also any flat tax whilst being proportional to income is disproportionate in terms of disposable income.

Ed (dali), Sunday, 19 November 2006 10:58 (nineteen years ago)

10% of body weight for each animal

OK. Then we just switch animals to a ram and a condor, whose skulls are rather differently protected from the effects of blows proportioned to their body weight. No matter how you slice it, a 10% tax will not have equal effects on every taxpayer, and would have negligible effects in some cases and disasterous effects in others.

Aimless (Aimless), Sunday, 19 November 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

btw, walter kranz OTFM.

Aimless (Aimless), Sunday, 19 November 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

walter, read the thread if only to understand why someone resorted to hilarious anvil analogies.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Sunday, 19 November 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

- The wealthy should carry the greatest tax burden since they have by far reaped the greatest benefit from our society. They benefit the most from fire and police protection since they have the most property to protect. Their businesses couldn't survive without publicly funded roads, an inexpensive federal postal service, an educated public to serve as a labor force, a federally subsidized airline industry, publically funded technologies like the internet, health research, etc. The list goes on and on. Contrary to the libertarian fantasy of some kind of "natural" free market, the wealthy are only wealthy by permission of the government who allows people to do business, creates and regulates money, protects property and just generally creates a society in which the accumulation of wealth is possible.

i've heard this argument before, it doesn't completely convince me because the amount more the rich pay is more than the extra protection would cost (because the poor definitely get more than they pay in taxes (and correctly so) and that money needs to come from somewhere).

a.b. (alanbanana), Sunday, 19 November 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

is it really possible to get less than you pay for when it comes to stuff like cops? like, whats the free market alternative here? are rich dudes really clamoring to dismantle police forces and fill the gap with james bond villain henchmen?

and what (ooo), Sunday, 19 November 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

money has diminishing returns. it's the reason why charity exists; i am compelled to give a dollar to a homeless guy because he values an extra dollar on his existing income more than i value that dollar.

if rich people value marginal income less than poor people value them, then if we are setting up a tax system to a) maximise revenue; and b) maximise utility, then we should tax rich people at a higher rate than poor people.

HOW IS THIS SO HARD FOR PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND?

webber (webber), Monday, 20 November 2006 00:09 (nineteen years ago)

sqrl why did you go back to not
knowing how to paginate any-
thing correctly anymore? it
makes you look like a real mo-
ron.

geoff (gcannon), Monday, 20 November 2006 00:24 (nineteen years ago)

i've heard this argument before, it doesn't completely convince me because the amount more the rich pay is more than the extra protection would cost (because the poor definitely get more than they pay in taxes (and correctly so) and that money needs to come from somewhere).

The poor don't really get more than they pay for. Free market-ers make the mistake of trying to view government functions as an exchange of cash for services but that's not quite how our society works. I have never called the police in my life but that doesn't mean I'm owed a refund. It's a question of whether or not we as a society want to have police service (and by extension private property) at all. Since it was decided that the protection of private property is a basic goal of our government, it stands to reason that the people who benefit the most from it (the people with the most private property) should pay the largest share of the burden.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Monday, 20 November 2006 00:42 (nineteen years ago)

I have never called the police in my life but that doesn't mean I'm owed a refund.

the comically exaggerated position you describe here is literally believed by most libertarian flat tax assholes

and what (ooo), Monday, 20 November 2006 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

the police one is especially funny, since it completely refutes the idea of 'deterrent'

-- (688), Monday, 20 November 2006 09:11 (nineteen years ago)

four years pass...

So, fully expect this 'movement' to take off again soon w/ the current debt crisis what it is. *sigh*

Steve Forbes, you ran in the wrong decade, man...

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 12:50 (fourteen years ago)

according to ctj, the US system is almost flat as it is, taking payroll, state, property, sales along with federal income tax

http://www.tinyrevolution.com/mt/archives/tax1.jpg
http://www.tinyrevolution.com/mt/archives/tax2.jpg

http://www.ctj.org/pdf/taxday2011.pdf

Also the better off you are, the more likely you are to cash in using itemized deductions. And sticking to tax on income alone, the very richest make more than half their income in investments, which are taxed at 15%.

http://www.ctj.org/pdf/irstop400may2011.pdf

zvookster, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 17:24 (fourteen years ago)

errm

http://www.tinyrevolution.com/mt/archives/tax1.jpg
http://www.tinyrevolution.com/mt/archives/tax2.jpg

it's been a while

zvookster, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 17:25 (fourteen years ago)

School me, brothers.

del griffith, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 17:39 (fourteen years ago)


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