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Wolf Blitzer is interviewing Dubya and invites viewers to send in what questions they'd like to ask him. Of course he doesn't say "send in the questions you'd like me to ask him." Just for fun, I sent these two:

1)
Mr. President, how can you, as a Rapture-ready Christian, be trusted to protect the United States and the world from an Armageddon that would benefit you personally?

2)
Do you equate the right to contraception with the right to an abortion? That is, something that is currently legal but something you personally believe should not be legal?

I think he'd have a hard time wiggling out of the wording of #2 withou simply refusing to answer it.

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

Mr President, would you not agree that you FARM COCK?

― DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

mr president, if torture continues to bring good results in guantanamo bay, is it worth considering rolling it out domestically?

mr president, given the huge success of arnie's rule in california, do you think it worthwhile removing the requirement for a presidential candidate to be be an american?

mr president, what is your favored mode of torture in guantanamo bay?

mr president, what percentage of refugees in darfur do you think will die in the next month or so? and do you think that the term genocide is about right, or a little heavy handed?

mr president, don't you ever get sick of that blair guy?

mr president, given the success of our deciding to use our own interpretations of the geneva convention on human rights, do you think this is something other countries would do well to emulate?

― Tommy Woodry (tommywoodry), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

mr president, are you ever temped to ask those liberatians where they think their national security is going to come from?

― Tommy Woodry (tommywoodry), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

mr president, you're a christian, how come abortion is still legal?

― Tommy Woodry (tommywoodry), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

mr president, do you approve of gay marriages, and do you think that gays that get married should get the same benefits as straight people?

― Tommy Woodry (tommywoodry), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

Mr. President, what is this guy doing in your chair and what happened to your beard?

― Butt Dickass (Dick Butkus), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

George, how would you describe your association with the Endtimers?

And part 2, George: why do you refuse to see representatives from any other christian organization at the white house?

And, finally, George: why are the Endtimers actively funding both Israelis and Palestinians to perpetuate war?

― Butt Dickass (Dick Butkus), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

mr president, in "star trek II: the wrath of khan," how does khan recognize chekov when chekov wasn't even in the original episode?

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 03:58 (nineteen years ago)

mr president, do you approve of gay abortion?

― it's teh_kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 11:46 (nineteen years ago)

mr president, we've seen Why We Fight and we know your hands are tied in several ways at the moment, but can you promise here and now you will explain everything after your term in office?

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 12:07 (nineteen years ago)

George, you've never seen me before, is that correct? Then, let me ask, George: how do you know it is me?

― Butt Dickass (Dick Butkus), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 12:40 (nineteen years ago)

Mr President, could you have this dick killed please?

― No Suntan, No Credibility (noodle vague), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 12:45 (nineteen years ago)

>noodle vague points to self

― IPSISSIMUS (Uri Frendimein), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

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