Why is Pete Burns trying to look like a muppet?

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specifically the one from the hospital sketch, he looks just like the nurse from that with the most ridiculous collagen filled lips, a big straight wig and full drag, beautifully accessorised with loads of what look like prison tattoos. He was quite quite scary.

This was on Never mind the buzzcocks last night btw, yes I did watch it.

oh yeah, and he was completely mental too.

― chris, Tuesday, 5 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

YES! Best thing on TV in AGES!! Are we talking career relaunch here?

Perhaps Momus could confirm whether Mr Burns is in fact big in Japan.

But he definitely forced Lamarr to raise his game. Superb stuff, even if scripted.

― Terry Shannon, Tuesday, 5 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Never mind the tranny with attitude!

The lyrics round at the end was a classic, when Lamarr said "Lip up fatty", and the camera zoomed in on Pete's collagen pillows.

Sometimes the show's in danger of getting too jaded because it's so tightly scripted, but live wires like Pete Burns keep things interesting.

― Trevor, Tuesday, 5 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hold up. If you are saying Pete Burns = Janice then from previous conversation, Pete Burns = Janice = Emma Hamilton.

Shurely Shome mishtake.

― Pete, Tuesday, 5 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hAS HE JOINED HRRRsy ?

― , Tuesday, 5 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

pete burns looks like Grndal from my school production of Beerwulf - but mo'scary.

― , Tuesday, 5 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Cabbage
Do you mean Janice? Guitar & vocals in Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem? (Hmmm, forerunner of Rabbit Mayhem ...)
Later I think she was Nurse Janice in Veterinarians Hospital. "The Muppet Show" was my first thought on seeing him on Buzzcocks last night.

― Gonzo, Tuesday, 5 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes indeeed David, I have to say it had me in stitches, as Trevor says upthread someone like that actually makes the comedians work a bit harder.

and it was fantastic to see video footage of Love affair doing "everlasting love".

― chris, Tuesday, 5 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

two months pass...

AHEM...I think Pete Burns is beautiful!

― jean, Friday, 3 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

four months pass...

Does being cruel make you feel better?

― Look Here, Saturday, 14 September 2002 00:33 (twenty-two years ago)

no, but it passes the time.

― chris (chris), Saturday, 14 September 2002 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Who cares about what a bunch of Wanking Cow Ragdolls think!

― who cares, Saturday, 14 September 2002 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

fuck off, horsepussies! pete looks like a masterpiece of pop art. you might want to imagine what it would be like if you were the slightest bit creative or complex. some people go out and live their life and are not afraid of expierimenting with whatever they can create or imagine. they aren't stuck in their pathetic web world lashing out on web boards what they would never have the balls to do face to face....gregory t.

― gregory topor, Sunday, 23 November 2003 05:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Google's joys again confirmed.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 23 November 2003 05:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I used to know a Dead or Alive fanatic.

She once did that The Spark "bitch" test and got some insane score like 95% or something. Highest score ever, IIRC.

And if I'm not mistaken, she hasn't shown up once in this thread as one of the people who's posted a "defense".

Hm, wonder if that says something....

― Pancakes For Breakfast! (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 23 November 2003 05:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm Back and still lovin Pete Burns!

― jean rrain, Sunday, 23 November 2003 08:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I would like to take this opportunity to say that I love the internet.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 23 November 2003 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I love the internet too because where else could I find a picture of Pete Burns bum

― jean rrain, Friday, 28 November 2003 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Aigburth Public Library.

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Friday, 28 November 2003 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Google Search Pete Burns bum and it will bring you HERE MUWHAHAHAHAHA

― jean rrain, Friday, 28 November 2003 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Over my brief Thanksgiving break in L.A., I watched a public access music video show called "T.V.O.D." where the first thing shown was a music video for a really bad recent house remix of "You Spin Me Round".. starring, I guess, ur the "new" Dead Or Alive. And yeah, Pete Burns in it. If that was Pete Burns, he now looks slightly better than Jocelyn Wildenstein, the plastic surgery disastered "Tiger Lady" who once married some rich dude with supposed Hilter connections who she freaked the fuck away.

But here's the worst part. NO EYE PATCH! !!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 28 November 2003 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, it's like Angus Young coming out wearing long pink hawaiian muscle pants at the next AC/DC gig. NOT. RIGHT.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 28 November 2003 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Pete Burns without eye patch YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
http://www.deadoralive.net

― jean rrain, Saturday, 29 November 2003 00:55 (twenty-one years ago)

AAAAUUURRHHH! What the fuck is that fishhook wound on his cheek? I won't be able to sleep tonight.... AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGG!!!

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 29 November 2003 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel like a dipshit because I mistook Pete for that dude from Blue's Clues.

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 29 November 2003 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Go to the above Dead Or Alive website enter the gallery~ Live Photos~The Cock May 2003 and you will find Pete Burns beautiful rosey bum and I'm going to sleep good tonight dreaming about Pete in that g-string!!! Pete a muppet NOT

― jean rrain, Saturday, 29 November 2003 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Something just died in my right now looking around the new Pete Burns pics. The world is no longer the same.

Somewhere in my random taped music videos from 1985 vhs tape is the "Lover Come Back To Me" video, which has Pete Burns on a magenta rug pounding his fists on it beggin you to telephone him. And he does even more of that fists-on-the-hip dance and the nagging finger thing than in the "You Spin Me Round" video! I miss that Pete Burns. A lot.

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 29 November 2003 02:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Calling Pete Burns a muppet is an insult to muppets.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 29 November 2003 02:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Not really.. Muppets do that really cool mouth-wide-open hands-in-the-air-on-one-side head-facing-the-other dance. Pete Burns does the turn-around-and-coyly-glare-at-you-from-the-side as he forces one hip to project from the force of his fist on the opposite hip dance. Both dances are classic. Hard to rate which is the better actually.

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 29 November 2003 02:28 (twenty-one years ago)

we need an animated gif of both dances... pronto!

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 29 November 2003 02:28 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

I came across your sad little site today fuck off punks If I wish to slap tits on my arse it is my business-

― Pete Burns, Wednesday, 21 January 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Pete otm.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I know it's your business Burnsy, but I just wondered why you went for the muppet-nurse look.

― chris (chris), Friday, 23 January 2004 10:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi Momus!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 23 January 2004 10:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm only now realizing the brilliance of the phrase "fuck off, horsepussies!". I'm always one random googler behind.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 23 January 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...

I feel in my heart that Dead or Alive (and Mostly Pete Burns) has helped me threw difficult times... I have always felt outta place in the world and a been called many things and sometimes its very hard 2 stand alone becuase u want 2 crumble and die, but you don't! so I thanx Mr Burns 4 being a angel sent from the higher powers..he helps people like myself have a easy path 2 walk threw even he had 2 go threw some terrible times in life 2 get 2 where he is today.. so Mr Pete Burns where ever you are today.... Thanx you so very much May God watch over you and you families!

― Marko, Saturday, 8 May 2004 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

Hmmmmm I believe we may have a faker in the house I don't believe Pete would say fuck off punks it would be more like fuck off shit heads or fuck off you dried up c#nts and yesssss I'm doing another google search on Pete Burns today it always brings me here woo hoo

― rain, Sunday, 13 June 2004 00:39 (twenty years ago)

Told!

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Sunday, 13 June 2004 01:25 (twenty years ago)

i am happy pete burns made a new song i just hope it comes 2 america soon

― Marko, Saturday, 19 June 2004 03:03 (twenty years ago)

I'm starting to become obsessed with muppets now seeeeeeeeee

― rain, Thursday, 24 June 2004 08:36 (twenty years ago)

I will no longer be making any google searches or any other searches on Pete Burns the results are quite disgusting I would not be surprised if he became a porn star he could put on a nurses outfit LOL I have to admit when I first saw this thread I went and checked out that muppet nurse OK I admit it he really does look like her The man is carrying himself like a sleazy whore the only fans he has left are the sleazy guys at his fan forum Its a shame Pete has talent but he chooses to be a lowlife everything he does music wise and image revolves around sex the guys at his fan forum really like those lips ha ha ha and Pete you could also put lips on your arse if you want to then all the guys at the forum can applaud and say he looks fantastic he is a work of art BRAVO

― rain, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:01 (twenty years ago)

*feels shock, awe*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:02 (twenty years ago)

http://www.tartcity.com/misspiggy4.jpg

"It will an eternity, but, missy, Pete Burns will one day be as glamorous as me!"

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:23 (twenty years ago)

http://www.tartcity.com/misspiggy4.jpg

"It will be an eternity, but, missy, Pete Burns will one day be as glamorous as me!"

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:23 (twenty years ago)

Marko do you know what Petes new song is about aha aha jack and jill party where gays gather together and jack off or where a guy brings his boyfriend and girlfriend to this gathering or some shite like that This is the mans new single and the pervs at the DOA Fan Forum loooooove it they think its the best thing he has done in years poor Pete this is the most pathetic thing he has done in years and when I try to have my say at his forum stating that Pete is lowering his self to this kind of garbage the pervs tell me to shut up or I will have to leave the forum yes these are his favorite little followers they say please please Pete come down to the gay club and perform for us and Pete runs right down there and strips down to a g-string for them like some cheap whore yes this is what has become of Pete Burns the man has no pride left and it makes me sad I just can't follow this crap seeing how I am a straight female without perv cravings I use to like DOA Well Marko if jack n Jill party is your kind of song then you will love it at the DOA Fan Forum you can go there and see his strip show photos too and who knows what other kind of disgusting stuff he will be doing in the future I tell ya I wouldnt be surprised if it turns out to be a porn Hey I just had a thought Petes video for his new single jack n jill could be a porn shown exclusively at the forum they could have a contest and see you could star in the video with him ohhhh I have to stop here LOL

― rain, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 04:25 (twenty years ago)

breathe, punctuation, paragraphs

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 06:05 (twenty years ago)

too much coffee nobody is going to read it anyway are you a school teacher ed. And Carlo I know you troll these messageboards I am not including you in with the sleazy pervs at the DOA forum. I know you are just a dedicated fan.

― rain, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 08:49 (twenty years ago)

...love it at the DOA Fan Forum you can...

Please. Let's get it right, people...

DOA = http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/dre100/e181/e18191bk62e.jpg

Pete Burns' band is/was Dead or Alive, not DOA.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 14:19 (twenty years ago)

I get this idea of Joey Shithead on MTV singing "Brand New Lover" now.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 14:31 (twenty years ago)

no, but I tend to read other's posts if they can be read without me going cross-eyed. Not that I can shed muchlight on what I percieve to be your query.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 15:01 (twenty years ago)

Don't get excited I was just using the abbreviation for Dead Or Alive from now on I will type out the full name and I'm sure you do like it at the forum some people just fit right in since I am not gay or perverted I do not fit in. and Ed evidently you have never been to the Dead Or Alive forum

― rain, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 15:15 (twenty years ago)

Haha, Alex in NYC "punks answer to IDM fans calling Aphex Twin 'SAW'"

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 15:20 (twenty years ago)

Alex I might owe you an apology lets see are you a member of DOA's Fan Forum or Dead Or Alives Fan Forum? If you were talking about DOA's Fan Forum then I'm sorry I meant the pervs etc. are at the Dead Or Alive's Fan Forum. When you mentioned you loved it at DOA Fan Forum I mistook it for Dead Or Alive because the Dead Or Alive fans at their forum use the abbreviation DOA when they refer to Dead Or Alive.

― rain, Thursday, 1 July 2004 05:18 (twenty years ago)

Do they not use punctuation either? (I'd guessed what DOA stood for)

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 1 July 2004 06:32 (twenty years ago)

DOA = Dead On Arrival.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 1 July 2004 17:46 (twenty years ago)

four months pass...

I have recovered from my nervous breakdown and I'm back google searching for...Yes Pete Burns I am a Pete Burns fan again *sigh*

― rain, Sunday, 21 November 2004 18:21 (twenty years ago)

fuck off, horsepussies!

HORSEPUSSIES! genius!

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Sunday, 21 November 2004 19:28 (twenty years ago)

Why do googlers always tell people about how much their favourite band 'helped them through the rough times'? I find it very odd.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Sunday, 21 November 2004 19:57 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7679862.stm

― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 20 October 2008 15:33 (sixteen years ago)

poor sad zombie stefani ;_;

― Woman Who Force Madonna At House Party To Make Bold Statement (Mackro Mackro), Monday, 20 October 2008 15:39 (sixteen years ago)

Are we talking career relaunch here?

lol hindsight

― Like sicking a little bit of water into my mouth (HI DERE), Monday, 20 October 2008 15:40 (sixteen years ago)

The Mail had a horrible picture of his lips back when this first came to court but it's too icky to link to.

― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 20 October 2008 15:57 (sixteen years ago)

Burns' lip injections were said to have triggered side effects, including painful swelling and blisters so severe that he could not eat, drink or speak
Can't speak, i've never seen him quiet!

― not_goodwin, Monday, 20 October 2008 16:03 (sixteen years ago)

two years pass...

the horror...the horror

http://dlisted.com/files/openpostpeteburnsgorgeous.jpg

― om nom nom nnamdi asomugha (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 5 August 2011 02:19 (thirteen years ago)

Oh lord.

― Rameses Street (Trayce), Friday, 5 August 2011 03:25 (thirteen years ago)

thought that was an ad for the new Final Destination movie

― blapplebees (crüt), Friday, 5 August 2011 03:27 (thirteen years ago)

Jesus, GIS for "Pete Burns" is ... eye opening. I had no idea he'd gotten so badly mutilated. Dear god.

― Rameses Street (Trayce), Friday, 5 August 2011 03:27 (thirteen years ago)

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