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Donald Trump initially gained publicity for his lifestyle and several skyscrapers bearing his name, which he has developed on Manhattan. He is popularly known by his nickname "The Donald", given to him by ex-wife Ivana Trump. He is also known by the nicknames "A Schoolboy's Dream", and "A Competitor's Challenge,

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:12 (twenty years ago)

rubbish1

― wogan lenin (dog latin), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:13 (twenty years ago)

"ok guys, who'd just done a stanking jobbie in the loo and didn't flush?"
"oh, i bet a schoolboy's dream did it"

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:14 (twenty years ago)

Donald Trump initially gained publicity for his lifestyle and several skyscrapers bearing his name, which he has developed on Manhattan. He is popularly known by his nickname ~~"The Donald"~~ that cunt, given to him by ex-wife Ivana Trump. He is would also like to be known by the nicknames "A Schoolboy's Dream", and "A Competitor's Challenge,

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:14 (twenty years ago)

hi, i'm greg kitten.

― teh_kit (g-kit), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:16 (twenty years ago)

Anything that involves taking the person's surname and sticking "Y" on the end of it, footballer style.

And anything that someone says is their nickname (eg: Paul "call me the guv'nor" Ince). A nickname is bestowed upon you by your peers, not chosen by yourself.

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:18 (twenty years ago)

A schoolboy's dream? I didn't know he had big tits and a vagina.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:21 (twenty years ago)

I mean, we are talking about this dude here:

http://cache.gawker.com/news/knauss.jpg

The one on the left. If it's the girl on the right. Fuck, then that's my dream as well!

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:22 (twenty years ago)

What about good nicknames?

There's a football phone-in show on Radio Scotland and every so often they ask people to phone in with their pals' nicknames. Some classics:

Krakatoa: because he sits dormant surrounded by piles of ash
Neon: because he's a six-foot tube*
Thrombosis: because he's a slow-moving clot
Drill: because he's a boring tool

etc etc. Much better than "the Donald" anyway.

*tube being a classic Scottish insult for an idiot

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:26 (twenty years ago)

"Crap Haircut"

― EsteBAN LOUIS JAGGER (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:49 (twenty years ago)

oh yeah i never spotted that

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:50 (twenty years ago)

I like the nickname Kiki Musampa had when he was at Manchester City: Chris

― Am I Re-elected Yet? (Dada), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:52 (twenty years ago)

people who willingly tolerate or accept the nickname "Stinky" deserve it.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:54 (twenty years ago)

shut it stinky

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 22 September 2006 12:04 (twenty years ago)

btw guys there's this thread if you want to post sports related nicknames that you like or think are good
Greatest Sports Nicknames

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 22 September 2006 12:09 (twenty years ago)

Ooh, hark at him!

― Am I Re-elected Yet? (Dada), Friday, 22 September 2006 12:12 (twenty years ago)

what about if I want to express sympathy, or something, for children killed by joyriders??

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 22 September 2006 12:21 (twenty years ago)

a-rod etc

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 22 September 2006 12:31 (twenty years ago)

What about good nicknames?
There's a football phone-in show on Radio Scotland and every so often they ask people to phone in with their pals' nicknames. Some classics:

Krakatoa: because he sits dormant surrounded by piles of ash
Neon: because he's a six-foot tube*
Thrombosis: because he's a slow-moving clot
Drill: because he's a boring tool

People I have known

Ariston: because he goes on and on and on.
Thrush: because he's an irritable cunt.

― Ben Dot (1977), Friday, 22 September 2006 12:44 (twenty years ago)

yay! More of these please! (I might nick those and try to pass them off as my own next time they do that phone-in again on Off The Ball, though the thrush one might get me in some trouble)

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 22 September 2006 15:34 (twenty years ago)

Mike

― youn (youn), Friday, 22 September 2006 21:42 (twenty years ago)

Slowhand

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 23 September 2006 09:58 (twenty years ago)

I was always amused by "Refrigerator" Perry. Whatever happened to him?

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Saturday, 23 September 2006 17:17 (twenty years ago)

I know someone who's nickname is apparently "Africa". I really have no idea why, he's a white indie dude.

― Matt #2 (Matt #2), Saturday, 23 September 2006 19:07 (twenty years ago)

I remember watching a broadcast from Wimbledon or the U.S. Open one year, in which Bud Collins complained that the nickname people were using for Andy Roddick, "A-Rod", already belonged to Alex Rodriguez. Bud decided it was time to give Roddick a new nickname, and -- blissfully unaware of the homoerotic implications -- summarily christened him:

"Ramrod".

(It didn't catch on.)

― lurker #2421, inc. (lurker-2421), Saturday, 23 September 2006 19:48 (twenty years ago)

To Beth Parker:
I think the Fridge retired from football a little while ago.

― christopherscottknudsen (christopherscottknudsen), Monday, 25 September 2006 02:48 (twenty years ago)

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