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Oh yeah : I got evicted.

― anthony, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What the fuck! You get vengeance on assholes bothering you and then fate hands you that as a comedown. Jesus. So where are you staying now?

It was down about seven or so hours. Greenspun.com is after all one guy's site and he's doing us the favor by letting the boards exist in the first place, so I allow for the occasional glitch as a necessary evil. ;-)

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

We were living on borrowed time . You can only stress office so far . I am living at Davids Parents, with my stuff in storage. They have a machine and we are getting a new apartment tomorrow.

― anthony, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, that's good, could be a hell of a lot worse! Let Kate tell her 'you have two hours before we destroy the apartment' story...

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I was nervous when I couldnt post. Stats cock, rise!

― Mike Hanley, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Good god, I'm so sorry. How much notice did you get? Did you at least get your deposit back? You can fucking sue your bastard landlord if you didn't.

― masonic boom, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

We were kind of living illegally. It was an office building that was in a run down part of downtown.Ten years ago it started as Daves office . But it is an older building and he loved it. He worked hard at it. Changed the walls, floors , added furniture. Eventully he realized he spent more time at the office then at home. so he bought Sari Fabric and made dividers. He built a bathroom as well. So he had an office and a home. It was zoned commercial. The making of a home was okay if it was 15 % or less of the office. He met me , i moved in, we took over the loft and he used my apartment as his office. This lasted until the landlord raised the rents and we all moved back into the loft. At this time the home was about 20 % of the office. We got into a really petty fight with the neighbor downstairs. She would not let Davids Clients in ,stole our mail etc. She also reported us to the zoning comisson . We lost, we appealed , we lost, we appealed to change the zoning regulations. We lost last week and David has been told to vacate. Petty Bitch.

― anthony, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

God, that's crazy. Do something really harmful to your bastard downstairs neighbours on the way out. Like drop shrimp down their air ducts or something.

― masonic boom, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

David and I have spent 4 years trying to figure out wether she hates us because we are Gay or because David is a Jew. She is so filled with vitirol that we think it is personal. We baked brownies for her when she first moved in. We make sure we do not have clients before 11. We have added soundproofing. We use head phones when we are on the computer. We rarely played our stero. We took to socializing in others apartments. We offered her help with groceriries and chores. We tried to kill her with kindness. Yet she was filled with vitrol. She yelled when we had people over. She told the landlord we were having sex parties. She called the cops with noise complaints. She convinced the inspectors to actully calcualte the mesurments. She would not talk to us when we saw each other in the hall. She would not ride the elevator with us.

― anthony, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What a bitch. Actually, in this case, arson might not be a bad idea... no, wait, I didn't say that. ;-)

― masonic boom, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think we should do something both incredibly gay and incredibly Jewish on her doorstep tomorrow .

― anthony, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dirty bris action!

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well since we both are cut that wont be happening .
But i was thinking me spanking him whle he taks dirty in yiddish.

― anthony, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

...while dressed as priests and wearing stockings with suspenders. I think that covers all the bases, don't you?

― suzy, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

David wants to buy the building. Hes a petty little fuck. We are going to rent a 4 bedroom in a old brickstone for $ 790 . It is painted kelly green and has dark oak built ins. We use one room as a library, one room as his office, and have two rooms to spare. Although it is dark and 1/4 of the size of the loft. He knows some one in the building. We are going there as soon as he gets out of the shower. I have eggs boiling on the stove and have canceled his appointments for the day. We loved that place , we worked hard at it, it hurts to lose it . We are not moving to Wisconson . He turned down the school because he got a really good job here in town . I am going for my English degree. Our life was perfect. Now its just good.

― anthony, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Gay and Jewish...how about Streisand drag show?

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mike Hanley: Trashy or High Class?

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Maybe that could seem a little too inflammatory, apologies Mike.

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

is that 700 per week or month? How about writing fuck off bitch in butter on her door - it won't show for a few days until the cockroaches come crawling in profane lines.

― Geoff, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A month

― anthony, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I dont feel inflammed. I am high class trash after all

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I just got evicted too!

― Kris, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What is this, eviction month or something? First me at the beginning of the month, then Anthony and now Kris?

Are landlords everywhere conspiring against us? Have interest rates gone up again? Are there sunspots? Is Mercury in retrograde?

― Kate the Saint, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No, it's just the dog days coming on again. Next up -- people dying in the streets.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well i think it is summer and plus we have the world track championships. Everyone is gouging.

― anthony, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ah, that would be it. My dad is kicking himself that he can't go (mondo huge track fan), but he's already planning on attending 2005 in London.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Track is dull except when the women wear those track thongs. Mmm

― Mike Hanley, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

landlords are bastard scums - we're in coourt against our right now; assmongeres in extremus

― Geoff, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Good luck w/the new place. I'm doing the storage thing too now and it's no fun.

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

We have so little space. I have no idea how to deal with it.

― anthony, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dude, sell some of the shirts.

― Josh, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No ! In fact most of my wardrobe is in storage. Al we have in the apratment is 4 changes of clothes, the computer, our art , a couch and a dining room set.

― anthony, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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