Say they're making a new CSI. Give me the name of the Who song that will work as the theme and why...

The theme will be Magic Bus and every week will likely revolve around a murder somehow related to 1960s counterculture and the general drug underworld. Nancy Pelosi guests stars as herself in the pilot as a distraught mother whose son was killed by a soccer mom driving her SUV...on acid. 3-D goggles will be included with Netflix DVDs by Feb sweeps as a special promotion for all of the "trippy" scenes this show will use during the month.

CSI: San Fernando Valley

The theme is Pictures of Lily and every episode of the series will revolve aroound the business of pornographic material. I don't care how it ties in, it will. Porn stars are dying, attractive women who could be porn stars are dying. It's just crazy out there in the Other Hollywood. There will be so much to love with this one.

CSI: Utah

Theme song is "My Wife" and every week revolves around some heinous crime involving polygamists gone mad. Maybe a wife stabs her husband and now there's this large "family" of five wives and no man to support them. That's when the CSI: Utah team comes in to show us how polgamy works. Some weeks we might even be able to hint at how one man could possibly try to please a couple of different women at once (and by "please" we're talking about sex). This might even be as titillating as CSI: SFV.