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Can you act like a self-important cunt?
Can you delete threads that criticise your good self, opinions and likes then claim it as "trollspam"?
Can you ignore popular opinion?
Did we mention the bit about being a self-important cunt?

If you answered yes to all of the above, then we want you as an ILX Moderator! That's right, you can ban and delete at random because YOU are the most important person in the world. No, really. After all, you're the only person who "gets" Girls Aloud.

Don't delay -- apply today!

Esteban Buttez's Dead (EstieButtez1), Friday, 6 October 2006 23:17 (nineteen years ago)

esteban buttez for mod

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 6 October 2006 23:21 (nineteen years ago)

give em hell, buttz

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 6 October 2006 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

in b4 deletion

Esteban Buttez's Dead (EstieButtez1), Friday, 6 October 2006 23:28 (nineteen years ago)

2 out of 3 aint bad

stet (stet), Friday, 6 October 2006 23:30 (nineteen years ago)

BAN LOUIS JAGGER

Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (Dom Passantino), Friday, 6 October 2006 23:30 (nineteen years ago)

I don't see why not!!

Esteban Buttez's Dead (EstieButtez1), Friday, 6 October 2006 23:49 (nineteen years ago)

what threads got deleted?

jed_ (jed), Friday, 6 October 2006 23:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://mycareer.com.au/branding/SelectCarePersonnel/EHtop.jpg

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 7 October 2006 00:20 (nineteen years ago)

[Juvenile]
That's right, it's crunch time now fellas
No time to be cryin for momma now, it's the movement
C'mon

To all my people on them corners I consider as dogs
I wish I could break a package down and send it to y'all
I know ya feelin me behind them penitentiary walls
Put me on the visit list and I'll be in to see y'all
Talk to 'em - your mayor ain't your friend, he's the enemy
Just to get your vote, a saint is what he pretend to be
Fuck him! Ah-listen to me, I got the remedy
Save your money up and find out who got 'em for 10 a ki'
Bubble, if you don't hustle don't use your energy
Cause you gon' be a cellmate or wind up as a memory
Yeah, and I could give a fuck if you kin to me
My life is up and down and side to side like a centipede

[Chorus]
Get ya hustle on, nigga get ya hustle on {*4X*}
We take the Pyrex and then we rock with it, roll with it
Take the Pyrex and then we rock with it, roll with it!
We take the Pyrex and then we rock with it, roll with it
Take the Pyrex and then we rock with it, roll with it!

[Juvenile]
The loamin hard sparkle like glass
Main bitch right behind me lookin sharp in the Jag
Security say you don't know me so I talk to 'em bad
If a nigga want somethin I got somethin for his ass
Choppers - I'm already knowin that it's a G thang
Ever since they tried to drown a nigga on the East Bank
Everybody need a check from FEMA
So he can go and sco' him some co-ca-llina
Get money! And I ain't gotta ball in the Beemer
Man I'm tryin to live, I lost it all in Katrina (damn)
And nobody cares what the police thank
Everybody fuckin with ki's cause it's a street thang

[Chorus]

[Juvenile]
Wodie! You really feelin your folks
Just them crackers behind them desk-es that ain't hearin us though
We starvin! We livin like Haiti without no government
Niggaz killin niggaz and them bitches is lovin it
Fuck Fox News! I don't listen to y'all ass
Couldn't get a nigga off the roof with a star pass
Talkin - y'all comfortable right now to your own land
'Til a nigga catch ya down bad, starvin and want cash
Get your mind right, nigga get your money up
You're movin a little somethin, but you ain't done enough
Fo' shizzle - you know the boss gonna want a cut
Yeahhhhhh - or the boss gon' haveta fuck you up

[Chorus] - repeat 2X

Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 7 October 2006 00:20 (nineteen years ago)

Esteban, or Phil to those that know him, seems to be going through a tough time in real life lately, which may explain why he behaves as he does on ILX. Venting the frustrations in this 'comedic' guise and fantasy persona. I'm more interested in the REAL Buttez though. Perhaps it's really a cry for help. For on his livejournal (which is open to the public to read so I feel quotation here is acceptable under the circumstances - some may disagree but if thoughts are expressed publically in one place they can surely be extrapolated elswhere no? something that happens all the time on ILX without the permission of the authors of course) he reveals:

"Technically, I've never had a night out on the town with people.
That's...pretty fucking sad there."

which offers some insight into his behaviour here perhaps. enhanced by the further revelation:

"I finished pretty early tonight! That would be really fantastic if I had anything like a social life!"

Well we've all been there I guess. It helps to share these things with the world sometimes. Together we can understand and work to solve such problems no? Unfortunately the situation often reads bleaker:

"I can't take much. I can't reason why life is worth living a lot of the time. I'm never going to have any friends on a regular basis.

I'm never going to find a female that will love and desire me and who I can love and desire in return.

I need miracles to occur if I'm not to head into a final downward sprial."

Poor guy! In order to assist him in his plight maybe we can help remind him who he is when he loses himself on ILX. The real Phil needs to come out and banish the Gollum-esque Esteban to the shadows. I suggest the aforementioned quotes be repeated to him on ILX in future in order to hasten the rehabilitation, before it's too late.

We're here for the real you, lil dude.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Saturday, 7 October 2006 11:47 (nineteen years ago)


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