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Trash-can underpants stinkin' up the valley drinkin pine-cone soda he's the cock of the walk
Jamba juice benzedrine automatic skullfucker
holy-ghost roller derby championship team

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 9 October 2006 02:04 (nineteen years ago)

Putting whiskey in my rumba rum chrome container
I like to keep 'em in a can in my pants
Bzooty wang dang hell on a wheel
Yo Bender whats the dillyo?

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 9 October 2006 02:07 (nineteen years ago)

Gauchos ropin the santa cruz lawn-smokers
Blinkin beta carotene and aerosol trails
My mind's over matter charmers reppin the mintwax
In the day-glo briefcase 50-ft gales.

― fauxhemian (fauxhemian), Monday, 9 October 2006 02:26 (nineteen years ago)

Chorus #1:

She's a cabinetmaker's dream
A Soviet disco queen
the captain of a cruise ship on the mentholyptus sea

She's a tatoo parlor nurse
in a psychotropic hearse
And I've got to get back to the nickel-plated city, oh yeah

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 9 October 2006 04:28 (nineteen years ago)

Cricket sticket barimble tennis bat yo
Cruisin down the trailer park eat a can of dough
but in the testicular aftermathin living quarters, Minnesota fats
keeps a watch near his circumferance, disappointing,that.

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 9 October 2006 06:11 (nineteen years ago)

"aftermath in"

ruddy spacebar.

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 9 October 2006 06:12 (nineteen years ago)

"aftermathin" is pretty beck.

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Monday, 9 October 2006 06:14 (nineteen years ago)

as in:

the aftermathin' cyclone dixie-head freaks
walk the mile in style to the shack of lost bees
while lady toyota with her rubberhead treats
pulls the nipple-twist daddies from the sideways streets

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Monday, 9 October 2006 06:37 (nineteen years ago)

But guys, he writes important songs about girls he loves now.

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Monday, 9 October 2006 11:08 (nineteen years ago)

Stella! My typewriter spits a force majeure in Reims
Stella! if there are two major earthquakes, I am one of them
Stella! My calculator tells me the time, my watch tells me my weight
Stella! hows about it?

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 9 October 2006 11:12 (nineteen years ago)

A stovepipe defined by a sandwich takes a peek at a South American ski lodge.
A self-actualized pickup truck sells the garbage can defined by a vacuum cleaner to a bartender.
Some precise food stamp conquers the diskette.
When an optimal girl scout is lazily pompous, the elusive traffic light competes with the ridiculously cosmopolitan buzzard.
A satellite eagerly eats a cyprus mulch.

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

Oops, this isn't the "Spam Poetry" thread?

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

Freakin with the Grandmas on Sunset Lane
Your skeleton e-meters' drivin me insane
That Centaur on the motorbike's, he's got a big cock
Indie rock dishwashers don't slop me with your mops

Garbage man, janitors, jocks with the beers
Keep the freaks with the freaks and the steers with the queers

Electric metal chain blowin', suicide soda
Throwing lines down like an indie fame throwa
Malkmus pants in the thrift store bin
Knockin on her doghouse with a pussy eatin' grin

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

Banana peel cash register bumpin up your nose
Karate chop action figure vomit on the clothes
Haircut witch and the dollar sign blues
Moanin like Lohan and her cocaine shoes

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 9 October 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

Blinkin beta carotene and aerosol trails
My mind's over matter charmers reppin the mintwax

This sounds the most OTM so far.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 9 October 2006 23:16 (nineteen years ago)

[break]
[sample from long-forgotten Sid & Marty Krofft show]
[sample from sole single of '80s rapper who is a manager at Best Buy now]

― nate p. (natepatrin), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:16 (nineteen years ago)

[everything except drums drops out]

CHAMOMILE PETROLEUM SWINGIN' A NECK BRAIN
IN THE POLYESTER CATACOMBS FLYIN' LIKE AN ARTICHOKE
BEAT BOX SURGEON WITH THE IGGY POP CARDIGAN SWEATER UHHHHHHAHHRDGHGHDAAAAAAA!!!

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

playing with the haterz in my thrift shop brane
kung fu crapple drives the cats insane
hacker in the omelette, the judge got high
you know you're gonna want it but you don't know why

― Mark Co (Markco), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 07:41 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

At least he now admits his lyrics are silly: http://music.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,,2253982,00.html

― Daniel Giraffe, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 10:25 (eighteen years ago)

I adore this thread, by the way. Any excuse to revive it...

― Daniel Giraffe, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 10:26 (eighteen years ago)

A stovepipe defined by a sandwich takes a peek at a South American ski lodge.
A self-actualized pickup truck sells the garbage can defined by a vacuum cleaner to a bartender.
Some precise food stamp conquers the diskette.
When an optimal girl scout is lazily pompous, the elusive traffic light competes with the ridiculously cosmopolitan buzzard.
A satellite eagerly eats a cyprus mulch.

Oh, I remember this: This really was stuff from my spam filter.

― Mark G, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 10:30 (eighteen years ago)

four years pass...

Let's read Beck lyrics together:
http://www.beck.com/index.php/beck-mcsweeneys-present-beck-hansens-song-reader-coming-in-december-2012

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:12 (thirteen years ago)

This thread has a pretty high percentage of convincing, quality impressions, bravo.

― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:14 (thirteen years ago)

ha, forgot about this. Kinda proud of my contributions. Don't think I could do as well now.

― Will Chave (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:35 (thirteen years ago)

I love how old school Beck would introduce his band. I think his drummer went by Stagecoach, which is about the coolest stage name ever.

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:49 (thirteen years ago)

And they'd do the slide, all in a row up on the stage! His band was great. I hung out with Smokey a few times & he was sooo sweet.

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:54 (thirteen years ago)

Never saw this thread before, it's great! Would swear the OP was a real Beck lyric.

― Ermahgerd Thomas (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:58 (thirteen years ago)

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