The rolling Spam Poetry thread.

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OK, I couldn't find the "Spam Poetry" thread, presumably it has some sort of long and convoluted name. So here is a rolling Spam Poetry thread, too good to just delete away...

A stovepipe defined by a sandwich takes a peek at a South American ski lodge. A self-actualized pickup truck sells the garbage can defined by a vacuum cleaner to a bartender. Some precise food stamp conquers the diskette. When an optimal girl scout is lazily pompous, the elusive traffic light competes with the ridiculously cosmopolitan buzzard. A satellite eagerly eats a cyprus mulch.



When the lover is righteous, a spartan tripod brainwashes the pork chop related to another crank case. Sometimes a turkey trembles, but a cowboy over a hockey player always pours freezing cold water on a surly hole puncher! Some asteroid over a rattlesnake plans an escape from the false reactor some vacuum cleaner. A cheese wheel self-flagellates, and the defendant feels nagging remorse; however, the polar bear pees on the cyprus mulch behind a cowboy. The ball bearing, a bartender near a turn signal, and a ravishing eggplant are what made America great! If the minivan about a pine cone usually competes with a mortician over the support group, then a skyscraper hides. Any sandwich can accurately sanitize an imaginative deficit, but it takes a real fruit cake to avoid contact with the scythe. The cab driver for an industrial complex ostensibly is a big fan of a grain of sand. A hockey player seeks a steam engine. Now and then, an asteroid near a paper napkin pees on the boiled warranty.


An usually fashionable crank case If the minivan about a pine cone usually competes with a mortician over the support group, then a skyscraper hides. Any sandwich can accurately sanitize an imaginative deficit, but it takes a real fruit cake to avoid contact with the scythe. The cab driver for an industrial complex ostensibly is a big fan of a grain of sand. A hockey player seeks a steam engine. Now and then, an asteroid near a paper napkin pees on the boiled warranty.


Some fire hydrant conquers the ball bearing. When you see a fruit cake related to the deficit, it means that the accurately proverbial fairy takes a coffee break. Now and then, another purple power drill eats a freight train defined by the tornado. For example, a demon defined by a spider indicates that some pig pen sells the recliner to the salad dressing over a rattlesnake. When a cantankerous support group reads a magazine, the federal deficit starts reminiscing about lost glory. The self-loathing industrial complex


A spider over the cashier organizes the girl scout. If a non-chalantly incinerated insurance agent plays pinochle with an often fat tornado, then a scythe inside a dolphin gets stinking drunk. Furthermore, a wrinkled polar bear feels nagging remorse, and an overwhelmingly highly paid umbrella dances with the cashier. Any tape recorder can recognize an avocado pit, but it takes a real blithe spirit to plan an escape from a linguistic parking lot some buzzard toward a pig pen. The surly cargo bay requires assistance from a spider. A stoic turkey reads a magazine, and a blithe spirit panics; however, the mysterious skyscraper writes a love letter to another turn signal. If a graduated cylinder requires assistance from a carelessly mitochondrial wedding dress, then a somewhat cantankerous fruit cake goes to sleep. The bullfrog living with a ski lodge derives perverse satisfaction from the obsequious tape recorder. A recliner ignores a false particle accelerator, because an abstraction knows an outer roller coaster. When you see the chess board, it means that the insurance agent self-flagellates.


A stovepipe defined by a sandwich takes a peek at a South American ski lodge. A self-actualized pickup truck sells the garbage can defined by a vacuum cleaner to a bartender. Some precise food stamp conquers the diskette. When an optimal girl scout is lazily pompous, the elusive traffic light competes with the ridiculously cosmopolitan buzzard. A satellite eagerly eats a cyprus mulch. Now and then, a pork chop eagerly shares a shower with the tuba player living with a customer. A plaintiff completely seeks a polar bear. A movie theater shares a shower with a chestnut. An eggplant gives a pink slip to the tuba player. For example, a single-handledly impromptu bullfrog indicates that a class action suit beyond another burglar somewhat avoids contact with an ocean.

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

latest viagra advert developments

ken c (ken c), Monday, 9 October 2006 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

mmm!

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 9 October 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

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Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 13:31 (nineteen years ago)

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Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 13:31 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...
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Mom jonathan brandis gadget crackonly, danielle!

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 15 January 2007 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

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Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 15 January 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

things you can do
really need for
has many benefits.

SÆbästìên (immortalist), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

The quality of my spam has improved greatly over the past year. This one sounds like James Joyce's Ulysses, if it were one day in the life of an NYC ILXor:

I can format the device and upload new songs. It still cracks me up. Gawker Stalker MapGawker's Holiday Video Card. Why should the Deutschbags have all the fun? Left very early with 4 chicks. Download this report and see if you recognise anyone. I was walking by Ninth and 14th Street and saw Mark Wahlberg in a tuxedo looking very hot! See you on Chrystie Street! Sat about 15 feet away from Yoko Ono at Sean Lennon's concert tonight at the Bowery Ballroom.
How is that accomplished? While I was at it, I got rid of some old news and changed the format for the dates in this rss file. Merry Hanukkah, everyone! Just follow the instructions in the README file to install the theme or check the themes page. Otherwise, stop scaring me! Basically it features a new pixmap for the ALT-tab switchpanel. On the other hand, the Asian DJ was playing some of the worst club music I'd ever heard. Arriving outside the theater for Martin Short's Fame Becomes Me Tuesday night, I paused at the curb and said to my friend, "It smells like grilled meat." One of those two people is really miserably desperate. Downloads and Screenshots still have to be adapted to the new look of the site. Perhaps they had those "stocking things that go all the way up". No idea if his dick was in a box or not. Not Just Another List Building Product - GuruDAQ. Not even a scarf or a hat over the curlers, for chrissakes.

Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

Nathan spake unto her suburbs: and blow. And the those unleavened Egypt and the firstfruits twenty thousand sling out

g00blar (gooblar), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...
[subject:] For Gooblecakes

G00blar, Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...
Deborah Knapp <PYCAOTOYRMN@msn.com> to cowgirlkaren
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Mark G, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 11:21 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...
Perhaps I should come into class shelf smite dog growth and rant and sack so.



(after that, it descends into doggerel)

Mark G, Thursday, 10 May 2007 08:42 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

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Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 June 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

He hasn't girls at all, now he drills new one every week.

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Mark G, Friday, 22 May 2009 12:10 (sixteen years ago)

A sea-green Porpoise carried away
But his face you could not see
My fair Lady.
They danced by the light of the moon
Whoso had taken the Pobble's toes
And sang to a small guitar

go and put your f'kin torn jeans on (onimo), Friday, 22 May 2009 12:11 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

stolid piece sag spite.
sever flatty bruise sag?
poseur or slut erf.
cluck jet gamma pastil.
empty doss jolt pastil!
awoke locust baulk vakil!
afield stray swale optics.
bossy smile flatty ramify!
afield nagger gamma aiglet!
empty unroll awoke.
repeal jolt aiglet.
filter pet aiglet ram!
ram jolt.
buffer baulk cluck rosace?
repeal juicer armor mean?
slut or.
flatty smile.
swale poseur spite.
spavin lynch aiglet slut?
civics rock.
trover bony pastil awoke?
velvet wig sucked spavin!
clang glean filter union.
unroll mean glean lynch!
spite jab ell piece!
juicer smile.
stale repeal toils pebble!
or skimpy sprain.
fated jet bock nagger!
five nutlet silage fated!
stolid repeal.
sumach skimpy pastil.
cluck lynch velvet civics!
bock rock tumefy omen!
tike velvet sprain wig.
gamma rosace optics aiglet.
sag armor unhand gamma.
tumefy clang ambush.
wist jolt onion skimpy!
five gamma buffer clang?
pastil toils sag civics?
ramify nosing.
bony tody ell skimpy.
smell unhand hovel empty?
poseur unhand ambush.
bock winnow stolid slut?
unhand ram soph onion.
spite trover cluck jab?
wig doss.
tody awoke lynch nival?
spinel rock ell five!
union ramify baulk locust.
bijou wig.
glean bijou soph nape.
tody stolid trover.
pebble stale spur planer!
jab lynch bony jet?
skimpy toils wist smile!
suffix uptown.
union spur cluck.
locust spinel five.
carol trover.
onion swale nosing smell!
ram hovel lobby nosing.
pet smile bock armor?
velvet ell trover.
bony stolid awoke.
newly sag jab gibus.
fret or spur onion!
spavin tumefy aiglet mean.
lobby glean nape ram!
union skimpy stolid unroll.
fret poseur breast stolid.
onion carol ambush ram?
odor nutlet union pebble?
nival poseur pastil.
five onion.
baulk pebble spinel repeal.
toils winnow bock.
smell bock civics smell?
sag optics lobby fret!
clang ell tumefy jolt.
pebble lynch winnow tike!
gibus breast temple planer?
flatty bossy ambush skimpy.
buffer stale.
nival spavin skimpy odor.
temple wist spinel.
omen bock.
onion ell lynch sumach.
winnow pet smile.
rock sumach ell ell.
ram wig.
optics stolid.
wax uptown.
juicer spite onion sumach?

Mark G, Thursday, 16 July 2009 12:40 (sixteen years ago)


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