In every coffee shop ever

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Shitty paintings.

mucho (mucho), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

Coffee

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

"Tuesday - poetry slam."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

Barista with regrettable tattoos

shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

Pile of alt-weeklies

shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

"Support free trade coffee!"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

Soundtrack -- Ella Fitzgerald, Miles Davis, Coldplay or the Postal Service.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

Guy (probably with ill-advised articulate bedhead) scribbling (what are probably "song lyrics") madly in tiny journal.

got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

Teenagers who have nowhere else to hang.

got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

alt-weeklys

got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

loud fatty holding court about politics, hoping to get attention of girl reading sedaris sitting nearby

gear (gear), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

trivia question--10 cents off your purchase!

Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

Guy (probably with ill-advised articulate bedhead) scribbling (what are probably "song lyrics") madly in tiny journal.
-- got yourself a fish biscuit!

those were totally music reviews, i swear

shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

"guitarist wanted" ads with tear-off phone# dealies on bottom

got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

people complaining about the wireless connection suddenly going south. the girl behind the counter doesn't know how to fix it.

gear (gear), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

putumayo does cuba

A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

one guy sitting alone. a girl shows up. they awkwardly shake hands, 'nice to meet you'. they sit down and have a boring conversation for 30 minutes. they get up, walk out the front, and part ways.

gear (gear), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

myspace date

shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

stale pastries

gear (gear), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

overture at pretending to also be a restaurant results in barely edible turkey panini w/unidentifiable sauce

gear (gear), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

bathroom key attached to "wacky" object to keep from being lost/stolen

shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

lesbian

shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

punny menu on chalkboard

A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

Me, now.

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

glances at other computers reveals 50% of patrons looking on craigslist's jobs section. missed connections and casual encounters are shaded purple.

gear (gear), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

Untouched zucchini muffin

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

all guys are alone, all girls are in pairs

gear (gear), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

glowing white apples all over.

sublime frequency (sublime frequency), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

unread novels sitting cover-up next to laptops

gear (gear), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

ratio of people "working" to people working: 20/80

shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

one somewhat nutty elderly regular. everyone loves him/her.

gear (gear), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

OPEN MIC NIGHT

got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

Coffee junkies who come in and order a double espresso at the same time every morning.

Roz (Roz), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

Ludicrously over-priced tea, even more so than the coffee.

chap who would dare to contain two ingredients. Tea and bags. (chap), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

sug4r in the r4w

ai lien (kold_krush), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

Conversations that might as well be lifted directly from Kevin Smith movies.

got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

funky chili-pepper themed decoration scheme stops abruptly at bathroom

A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

The undisciplined children of modern gentrifying Ladies Who Lunch. Scene not complete without $200 strollers blocking the aisle and children in expensive European-style play clothes running wild, allowed to stick their fingers in the candles and hang chin-ups off the condiment shelf.

Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

Buy-nine-get-one-free frequent buyer cards.

Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

crusty hummus

A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

this entire thread = OTM nabisco-style

HUNTA-V (vahid), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

a generation who has wasted its life in coffee shops

shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

"large" cookie that inexplicably costs upwards of $2.75

shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

i was gonna say, there is so much overlap between this thread and just "america in the 90s-00s" that it makes you wonder at how central the coffee shop is to american cultural life

there are probably more cafes in per capita in the US than in the 1920s left bank, now

HUNTA-V (vahid), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

starbucks : america :: the pub : UK ??

HUNTA-V (vahid), Monday, 9 October 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

btw the egg mcmuffins @ starbucks are pretty much the deal-breaker

CORPORATE COFFEE 4 LIFE

HUNTA-V (vahid), Monday, 9 October 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

i blame Friends.

Roz (Roz), Monday, 9 October 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

And yet...I have loved coffeeshops! One in Jersey City that I probably spent more time in than I did my apartment, for one unemployed year (plus you could SMOKE there), and one in Baltimore that I visited only briefly but could have moved into for good. (Or maybe it was just a massive relief to have food & coffee on that desperate morning.)

Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 9 October 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

weird old guy smoking 1,000,000th cigarette out front.

Vacillatrix (x Jeremy), Monday, 9 October 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

haha i was actually talking to ethan about this the other night in ref. to the simpsons episode where krusty basically becomes bill hicks and there's the scene where he and janeanne garofalo are hanging out in a coffee shop. it's like the 90s distilled into a 3 minute scene.

shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Monday, 9 October 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

I just checked the two diners we hung out in when i was in HS on Long Island and one is open until 10pm on weeknights and midnight on weekends and the other until midnight every night. At the time we def drank coffee until they closed. Our other big hangout was the Borders books and music cafe which was open until 11pm at the time but no longer exists.

The bookstore cafe culture is definitely still a thing in Boston. Can think of quite a few places that stay open late and have that feel but maybe not as much as they were a few decades ago.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 29 February 2024 17:00 (one year ago)

Upstate NY not so big on diners but man did we drink a lot of late night coffee at Denny's which, according to the internet, is open until 11pm these days.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 29 February 2024 17:04 (one year ago)

I feel like Denny's and Perkins are very similar.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 29 February 2024 17:05 (one year ago)

close enough

perkins always seemed more dank

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 29 February 2024 17:07 (one year ago)

lol yes. I have more experience with Perkins for some reason but yes.

I miss those heavy diner coffee cups. They are the best.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 29 February 2024 17:09 (one year ago)

oh, also: pie. perkins has a variety of pies

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 29 February 2024 17:12 (one year ago)

i think of upstate NY as lousy with great diners! but i might be narrowly focused on 30s-40s prefab diners as design classics, and not so much on the actual food offerings.

not the one who's tryin' to dub your anime (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 29 February 2024 17:21 (one year ago)

and wow could i go for a slice of diner pie with one of those heavy mugs right now.

not the one who's tryin' to dub your anime (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 29 February 2024 17:22 (one year ago)

Man, I just had a couple cups of coffee out of one of those diner mugs (our fancy coffee place uses them) and it tasted so good. Their main blend kind of has that medium roast not too intense diner coffee quality but with more flavor.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 29 February 2024 17:36 (one year ago)

Ok, maybe I was wrong about upstate diners I mean there's the Roscoe to start. I should have said there were none in the town I was in. Also, there's one every few miles on Long Island so most places feel like they don't have many in comparison. I loved all the train car ones in New England. Man, I really love diners.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 29 February 2024 19:22 (one year ago)

It actually kind of drives me crazy that I live in a major university town and the coffee shops all close so damned early. After 6 pm every single one of them, save one Starucks location (which closes at 9), is closed. Where do students go to study late?

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 29 February 2024 19:27 (one year ago)

That is so weird. There were at least 3 open until 11 or 12 on the town I was in and they were filled with ppl studying or sometimes had open mic nights etc and like I said, I can think of a few in Boston/Cambridge. I wonder what's replaced them in places where they don't exist.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 29 February 2024 19:30 (one year ago)

Student union? On campus places?

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 29 February 2024 19:31 (one year ago)

Must be, it always surprises me. I mean, even where I went to school in the middle of cornfields had multiple coffee shops open until 11 or midnight.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 29 February 2024 19:55 (one year ago)

Looks like the Somerset Diner in NJ is still open 24-hours. I thought there were 3-4 diners open 24 hours back when I was in school, but maybe some of them were just open late and not 24/7.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 29 February 2024 20:12 (one year ago)

I spent a lot of time in coffee shops (the non-diner kind) when I lived in SLC, where the majority of places I went to were open until late at night, which can probably be attributed to the non-drinking culture at large there. Then when I moved to Portland it was disappointing to find that hardly any coffee shops open past 6pm, and the one 24-hr place closed down a couple of years ago.

Kim Kimberly, Thursday, 29 February 2024 21:44 (one year ago)

https://www.mrlocalhistory.org/excellent-diner/

Speaking of Jersey diners, here's the illustrated history of the Excellent Diner in Westfield NJ, a classic art deco 'railroad car" style establishment built in the '30s, where my parents hung out while they dating in the '50s. A few decades later it was sold and moved intact to Germany, and currently lives on at Euro Disney.

Hideous Lump, Thursday, 29 February 2024 21:49 (one year ago)

I'd love somewhere that stayed open late and wasn't a pub - just to hang out and drink (not booze) and read and, as doglatin says, not be at home. In the UK, it's a pub or nothing post 6pm. I've gone as far as planning to open my own just to have somewhere to go.

I would prefer not to. (Chinaski), Thursday, 29 February 2024 21:50 (one year ago)

Nitro Cold Brew

felicity, Thursday, 29 February 2024 21:55 (one year ago)

I've been to a boardgames cafe a few times that does noes coffee and alcoholic drinks but is definitely not public at all. They stay open until midnight so that's a neat option every once in a while.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 29 February 2024 22:09 (one year ago)

Xposts - I thought Mormons couldn't drink coffee hence the popularity of those crazy soda shops but that's neat that they had a lot there. I guess coffee shops do serve more than just coffee. I forget what the rule is but I think it's hot drinks that are forbidden rather than caffeine. Also I know not everyone in ut is Mormon it's just not somewhere I'd normally think of if we're talking coffee shops.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 29 February 2024 22:12 (one year ago)

This is where you'd expect to walk in at the middle of the night and find chainsmoking beat poets, wiseguy movie characters, and people working night-shift jobs, ordering coffee at 3 AM.

Portland's iconic version of this used to be a place in NW Portland called Quality Pie. NB: the pies were of low quality.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 29 February 2024 22:19 (one year ago)

xp I forgot about that but yeah coffee shops do have more than coffee... just me trying to find a reason why the majority of places there are open late while Portland doesn't really have that.

Kim Kimberly, Thursday, 29 February 2024 22:22 (one year ago)

I'd love somewhere that stayed open late and wasn't a pub - just to hang out and drink (not booze) and read and, as doglatin says, not be at home. In the UK, it's a pub or nothing post 6pm. I've gone as far as planning to open my own just to have somewhere to go.

― I would prefer not to. (Chinaski), Thursday, 29 February 2024 21:50 (thirty-three minutes ago) link

A clean, well-lighted place, if you will

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 29 February 2024 22:25 (one year ago)

It would be kind of interesting to see an analysis of whether late-night third places have in fact declined (seems like probably) and if so, what the main contributing causes are. I imagine the internet and streaming are part of it, since there are just a lot more home options for night owls now. But they don't exactly scratch the same itch as sitting somewhere.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 29 February 2024 22:34 (one year ago)

Is another factor that the slot third places occupy has moved forward to earlier in the day

Tow Law City (cherry blossom), Thursday, 29 February 2024 22:48 (one year ago)

slc still has a few late-night options but it's definitely moving towards closes-at-6-pm third wave places. you will never have been to a city that so desperately wants to be cool and so consistently falls short as salt lake because it has major identity angst.

ꙮ (map), Thursday, 29 February 2024 22:56 (one year ago)

I’m so used to going to shops in the morning that I’m sure I’d feel confused af if I went at night. Like cross-global jet lag

calstars, Thursday, 29 February 2024 22:58 (one year ago)

Of course you get cafes here in the UK, but they all largely close by 3 or 4pm unless they convert to dining places

Have you never been to a 24hr greasy spoon? Or the ones that open at about 4am? Mostly aimed at taxi drivers/construction workers or other working people who don't do a 9-5, they're also good for people who stay up too late boozing.

Not saying this to totally counteract your claim, btw - my impression is that they were fairly rare to begin with and almost extinct now - but more to say that you can find something similar to a late-night cafe in the UK. There are probably still a fair few of these in London.

emil.y, Thursday, 29 February 2024 23:01 (one year ago)

I'm sure there are. It would be interesting to track them down and visit them.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 29 February 2024 23:16 (one year ago)

There's one very old school greasy spoon diner in downtown Boston that is open 24 hours. I am so happy it's still there. I'm sure there are a few in NY. We used to go to one by Lincoln Centre a lot. The people watching in this places at 3am is the best.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 29 February 2024 23:18 (one year ago)

those not this places

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 29 February 2024 23:18 (one year ago)

I bet at least 1% of the clientele at those places is freelance journalists writing a slightly edgy "slice of life" piece about the colorful cast of characters who come into a diner late at night

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 29 February 2024 23:20 (one year ago)

It would be funny if two were there at the same time and one accidentally wound up interviewing the other.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 29 February 2024 23:20 (one year ago)

Man alive I was wondering if younger ppl are more likely to text or video call rather than meet up but idk I am not a young person (sad) and that seems like that can't be the reason but my first thought was that it had to be something to do with the internet or tech.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 29 February 2024 23:21 (one year ago)

lol you're probably right. That and very/drunk stoned ppl.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 29 February 2024 23:23 (one year ago)

I know this is about coffee but miss anything being open late. Overall I do think things close much earlier here. I'm going home next month and want to go to target at 9:30pm just be cause I can. Might even get a coffee too though the Starbucks might close earlier I can't remember.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 29 February 2024 23:25 (one year ago)

It's one of the things I def don't like as much about the suburbs - stuff closing early. And the coffee place in my town closes RIDICULOUSLY early, like some days 1pm.

There is one nice, clean pub that's not bad as a hangout, but it's too small and local for me to just go alone -- you can't really hide there. I would feel awkward, and I also don't really like drinking alone.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 29 February 2024 23:28 (one year ago)

Maybe the 90s were the pinnacle of US coffee house culture. I do think they're out there but maybe less so now.

https://i.ibb.co/chRdBLs/Screenshot-20240229-233039.png

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 29 February 2024 23:33 (one year ago)

Have you never been to a 24hr greasy spoon? Or the ones that open at about 4am? Mostly aimed at taxi drivers/construction workers or other working people who don't do a 9-5, they're also good for people who stay up too late boozing.

Not saying this to totally counteract your claim, btw - my impression is that they were fairly rare to begin with and almost extinct now - but more to say that you can find something similar to a late-night cafe in the UK. There are probably still a fair few of these in London.

― emil.y, Thursday, February 29, 2024 11:01 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

There were some late night cafe-type places around Finsbury Park, seemed to be for the Somalian or Eritrean communities. Not sure if they're still around or not. I'd see people in there from the top deck of the N29 so open pretty late I think.

doleful lundgren (Matt #2), Friday, 1 March 2024 00:17 (one year ago)

great revive

what a generous post, Doctor Casino

corrs unplugged, Friday, 1 March 2024 13:55 (one year ago)

aw shucks, thanks! been enjoying the revive overall.

not the one who's tryin' to dub your anime (Doctor Casino), Friday, 1 March 2024 14:30 (one year ago)

Maybe the 90s were the pinnacle of US coffee house culture. I do think they're out there but maybe less so now.

The 90s were a golden age of independent coffee houses. Then Starbucks rolled out nationwide. The independents aren't completely extinct (especially if they were able to diversify into bakeries/cafes and/or get a liquor license), but there was considerable attrition.

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Friday, 1 March 2024 14:58 (one year ago)

There are quite a few decent independent coffee houses around me, but they have even briefer windows of operation. One closes at 2 pm! Another closes at 4! Like, not even the option to stop by after work for a cup and to read for a bit to decompress. I'd frequent them way more often if they were open a little later.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 1 March 2024 15:19 (one year ago)

It actually kind of drives me crazy that I live in a major university town and the coffee shops all close so damned early. After 6 pm every single one of them, save one Starucks location (which closes at 9), is closed. Where do students go to study late?

― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, February 29, 2024 2:27 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

this is what i'm talking about. your options are usually denny's or a fast food restaurant. i love diners and have been coming to or living in the us for 20 years and the situation has deteriorated in that time. starbucks closes at 8 or 9pm, and the airpsace 3rd wave places close at 5 or so. late night diners not called denny's are very rare. a bit city might have one 24 hour diner. staggered by how early everything closes on the west coast. nyc has more options, but late night/early morning diners are not _that_ much more common in nyc than greasy spoons in london. they keep closing.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 1 March 2024 16:34 (one year ago)

https://scx2.b-cdn.net/gfx/news/2019/5c937fd872171.jpg

not sure if phones caused third places like coffee shops to close, or their closing drove social stuff online, but seems like a feedback loop at this point.

lots of research on this general trend predates phones, so it's not _just_ phones, e.g. https://www.headhousebooks.com/book/9780743203043.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 1 March 2024 16:39 (one year ago)

one year passes...

Me.

In the coffee shop I'm always posting about in the CVS thread, the owner had some people behind the counter today looking at various things. I asked him a few minutes later if he was selling. Yes--turns out it's been on the market for a year. "I want to retire, Phil--I want to spend all my time in coffee shops playing on my laptop" (gives me a friendly pat on the shoulder).

He's not wrong.

clemenza, Sunday, 4 May 2025 16:07 (seven months ago)

three months pass...

vegetarian sandwich with "seitan/satan" pun in the name

Doctor Casino, Monday, 11 August 2025 14:39 (three months ago)

“Our Seitanic Majesties’ Request”

Black Sabaoth (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 11 August 2025 15:12 (three months ago)

*opens coffee shop just so I can put that on the menu*

Ray Cat Strut (dog latin), Monday, 11 August 2025 15:17 (three months ago)


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