"I love fair skin and would absolutely adore having fair skin, but my skin tone will never be that way. It will always be olive-toned and will always be darker than I'd like it to be"

tears before 5 minutes from now.

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Monday, 9 October 2006 23:58 (nineteen years ago)

but in your dream, you care for it.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Monday, 9 October 2006 23:59 (nineteen years ago)

BAN MEXICANS

― Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:00 (nineteen years ago)

we're working on it

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

bwahahaha

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:02 (nineteen years ago)

maybe you should've revived the thread this was originally posted on.

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:05 (nineteen years ago)

some advice for squirrel police:

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:06 (nineteen years ago)

no this is better

― geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:07 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i never want him to stop posting

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:08 (nineteen years ago)

Normally I would have already posted something telling Squirrel Police what a unadulterated dim little cocksmoker he is, but I can't even quite find the words. This upsets me.

Oh wait, there they are.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:08 (nineteen years ago)

haha um xpost ^^ there

― geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:09 (nineteen years ago)

but SP is right about the quote.

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:10 (nineteen years ago)

srsly

― a|ex (Pareene), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:13 (nineteen years ago)

KOANS TO IDIOCY

― geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:13 (nineteen years ago)

MAYBE PAEAN IS WHAT YOU MEANT DICKLICK

― geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:14 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, you're right geoff, but it's hard to imagine that I could put my foot in my mouth any more than the anonymous "I wish I had lighter skin" poster.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

MAYBE YOU COULD HAVE EMAILED THIS POSTER AND EXPRESSED YOUR CONCERN FOR HIS/HER WELL-BEING AND SELF-CONCEPTION INSTEAD

― geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:16 (nineteen years ago)

no, i think this one deserves public shaming but perhaps not by sp

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:17 (nineteen years ago)

i don't even know who it is! i have a pretty good guess tho

― geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:18 (nineteen years ago)

I need Guess Papers for skin-lightening cream

― stet (stet), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

Well, since the poster has apparently had a childish vendetta against me for a while now, my concern for their well-being is pretty much nonexistent. I didn't start it.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

haha feeling like shit about yourself always gets a pass from me i guess

― geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

haha me thinks SP has the wrong poster

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:21 (nineteen years ago)

"Call me regionalist, but Mexico and Mexicans seem a bit dim
compared to people from Nicuragua and El Salvador (the latter being
my ancestral stomping grounds).
-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...) (webmail), July 16th, 2003 7:08 AM. "

PLZ TO DISCUSS.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:22 (nineteen years ago)

Mexicans are too stupid to appreciate their skintone, qed.

― Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:24 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha omg i just realized who SP thinks posted this quote originally

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:27 (nineteen years ago)

one of my best friends is a big fat mexican dude who intensely wishes he was a scrawny indie fuxxor. he wears scarves and everything, and writes sensitive singer-songwriter songs, but it all ends up being more ignatius riley than nick drake.

anyway, it has fuck all to do with his skin tone, but he is the only self-loathing mexican guy i know well.

― a|ex (Pareene), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:28 (nineteen years ago)

John Justen, I didn't mean that. I was kidding around and talking trash about Mexico for fun. It should be obvious to anyone that the ethnic/cultural differences between Mexico and El Salvador are small.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:28 (nineteen years ago)

some of my best friends etc

― a|ex (Pareene), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:29 (nineteen years ago)

except for, you know, history, culture, politics, that good stuff

xpost

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:30 (nineteen years ago)

xpost shabba, forgive him father he knows not what he does.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:33 (nineteen years ago)

Squirrely, who do you think has a childish vendetta against you?

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

Just Deana.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:36 (nineteen years ago)

ahh ok carry on then

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:37 (nineteen years ago)

goodnight

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:38 (nineteen years ago)

well that took the fun out of it

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:39 (nineteen years ago)

is it miller time in your time zone? cause i would imagine that refreshing beer could help you forget the factthat you are a small-minded syphilitic degenerate with shit-for-brains and a huge mouth.

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:41 (nineteen years ago)

btw lfam you are very pretty

― GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 01:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.knoxnews.com/kns/election/article/0,1406,KNS_630_5043343,00.html

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 01:38 (nineteen years ago)

damn

The state GOP fund-raising letter has two photos of Ford, who would become the first black senator elected from the South if he defeats Republican Bob Corker on Nov. 7.

UH

LEARN ONE RECONSTRUCTION

― a|ex (Pareene), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 01:50 (nineteen years ago)

"I love paisley wallpaper and would absolutely adore having paisley skin, but my skin tone will never be that way. It will always be a mottled, liver-spotted tan and will always be less leathery than I'd like it to be."

― Vacillatrix (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 01:53 (nineteen years ago)

misguided hyper-sensitive racial bullshit to thread!

― Vacillatrix (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 01:55 (nineteen years ago)

― am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

― am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 02:15 (nineteen years ago)

― am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 02:18 (nineteen years ago)

Hot cops.

― GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 02:18 (nineteen years ago)

50,000,000 white girls in tanning booths to thread.

― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 02:19 (nineteen years ago)

oh dermal melatonin, you're laugh-a-minute.

― Vacillatrix (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 02:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://image.space.rakuten.co.jp/lg01/29/0000104129/03/imgc73f82f4e9f4tc.jpeg

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 02:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.subversiveelement.com/files/evil_20kitty_20bath.jpg

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 02:53 (nineteen years ago)

NOT ON LIST

http://animal-world.com/encyclo/featured_pets/Dog_Cat/Pudge/Tux2.jpg

― 0xDOX0RNUTX0RX0RSDABITFIELDXOR^0xDEADBEEFDEADBEEF00001 (donut), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 02:54 (nineteen years ago)