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1. self-referential losers complaining about self-referential bullies

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

2. dead hookers

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

3. sand

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

hey Dan, remember when you used to delete these kinds of threads?!

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

i guess he got the sand out of his vagina!

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

zing

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.forestsuniversity.de/media/colon-1.jpg

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

4. Guardian writers stealing ideas for quirky G2 feature.

― Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

woah what kind of vaginae have you been pounding?!

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

ts: vaginae vs. vaginas

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

welcome back!

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

i'm sorry we were mean

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

5. Cliques

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

6. Creepy dudes letting female posters know that they're "very pretty, btw."

― mucho (mucho), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

7. self-proclaimed "old schoolers" who remember when the board was so much better. usually 3 weeks prior.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

8. Morons that harrass librarians and then start threads detailing said harrasment of librarians instead of telling their friends about harrasment of librarians, because they don't have any friends, except this one librarian, whom they harrass, via instant messenger, when they are feeling especially high & lonely.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

9. FAQ that gets 'sassy' at all the right spots and stops just short of answering the one question you have.

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

Bitterness

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

11. "...(C)rap music..."

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

12. Ironic use of the word "fag" (also ironic use of word "nigger" if board has anonymous posting).

― Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

13. Does the collective wisdom of ILE feel like dispensing any dating advice for me?

― Confounded (Confounded), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

Dom otm!

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

14. IRONY DOESN'T WORK ON THE INTERNET

― teh_kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

hey Dan, remember when you used to delete these kinds of threads?!

What, you mean back when I was a moderator and therefore directly responsible for enforcing the rules that allow people here to get along? IOW, the position I held until I finally went "fuck this bullshit" and quit?

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

Did you have a point or did you just feel like flailing impotently?

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

1. self-referential losers complaining about self-referential bullies
-- a name means a lot just by itself (lfamula...), October 11th, 2006.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

15. douchebag's pleas to be unbanned falling on deaf ears

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

16. meta^n masturbation frenzies

― sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

17. snark

― sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

18. trolls, posters expressing outrage at trolls

― sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

Did you have a point or did you just feel like flailing impotently?

-- Young Fresh Danny D (djperr...), October 11th, 2006 7:37 PM.

I just fucking love nostalgia, that's all.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

Guy-girl w/unreadable name/HTML extravaganza/whatever searching for my username and then linking to old threads where I was a douchebag (or something) in a brave and noble attempt to defend someone's honor.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

20) THERE IS ALKREADY A THREAD ABOUT THIS LEARN TO USE SEARCH< NOOB!

― M. V. (M.V.), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

21. Search not working, tack on to Google.

― stet (stet), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

22. the contrarian who claims he's not a troll.

errr..

― don weiner (don weiner), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 23:14 (nineteen years ago)

23. People who've forgotten the meaning of "troll" and simply use it as an insult.

― the Adversary (but, still, a friend of yours) (Uri Frendimein), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 23:28 (nineteen years ago)

24. Simpsons quote thread
25. Minor board member commiting suicide and being over-eulogised by people who didn't actually know who he was
26. Hilarious David Hasselhoff photos
27. Someone explaining what Godwin's Law is

― Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 23:28 (nineteen years ago)

has 25 ever happened here?

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 23:36 (nineteen years ago)

god willing.

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 23:38 (nineteen years ago)

We would wish it once a fortnight.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 23:39 (nineteen years ago)

Something similar almost happened when people thought I died on 9/11 for a few days.

― the Adversary (but, still, a friend of yours) (Uri Frendimein), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 23:40 (nineteen years ago)

28. minor indie presence goes ego-googling, staunchly defends self on thread that's not even about him

― a portal to squee heaven (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 23:41 (nineteen years ago)

29. sense of humour failure

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 23:43 (nineteen years ago)

30. Overenthusiasm

― Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 23:45 (nineteen years ago)

31. minor indie presence goes ego-googling, staunchly defends self on thread that's not even about her

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 23:46 (nineteen years ago)

32. saul williams

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 23:49 (nineteen years ago)

33. White people

― Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 23:49 (nineteen years ago)

34. sky-is-falling liberals w/ tinfoil hats
35. the smarmy conservatives who laugh at them

― a portal to squee heaven (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

i just didn't expect anyone to be so mean.

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 12 October 2006 00:07 (nineteen years ago)

"24. Simpsons quote thread", or if the community median age is a bit older, substitute Monty Python.

36. 'Haters', the forum bully boys, brandishing their opinions on their fave hobby-horses at every half-opportunity, strutting around the forum like cheap thugs in the front bar in dodgy tattoos and t-shirts two sizes too small, and everybody ducks for cover every time they pick up a snooker cue.

Doubtless some of these types are bullies in 'real time', others the victims of same. The only time they are vaguely interesting or entertaining is when they are having the piss taken out of them.

37. 'I'm un-PC, I'm a hero, look at me everybody!!!'

For a more comprehensive David Attenborough-style guide to the native fauna of cyber-space, click here:

http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Thursday, 12 October 2006 00:08 (nineteen years ago)

38. anonymous people who just enjoy the interactivity of it, say things they might not normally say and don't particularly care about any of it one way or the other as long as it's entertaining for the time being.

― the Adversary (but, still, a friend of yours) (Uri Frendimein), Thursday, 12 October 2006 00:13 (nineteen years ago)

39. Wind-up merchants who can't understand why people take internets seriously

― stet (stet), Thursday, 12 October 2006 00:22 (nineteen years ago)

40. People who are always using the latest lingo (see #39)

― the Adversary (but, still, a friend of yours) (Uri Frendimein), Thursday, 12 October 2006 00:28 (nineteen years ago)

41. Thread concepts that jump the shark and then keep going.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 12 October 2006 00:40 (nineteen years ago)

42. "Hi here is a photo of me" threads.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 12 October 2006 00:44 (nineteen years ago)

43. Shitty overdone avatars and sigfiles full of HTML crap (everywhere except ILX anyway)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 12 October 2006 00:45 (nineteen years ago)

44. "I'M REALLY DRUNK OMGGGGG"
45. VEILED HALF-JOKING REFERENCE TO COCAINE USE

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 12 October 2006 00:49 (nineteen years ago)

46. Me.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 October 2006 00:52 (nineteen years ago)

Hahah :D

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 12 October 2006 01:01 (nineteen years ago)

47. Marissa Marchant

― annalise braakensiek (Pablo A), Thursday, 12 October 2006 02:25 (nineteen years ago)

48. If something happens twice it's a meme.

49. If something is funny once surely it's funny when 100 posters do it repeatedly for the next year.

― nickn (nickn), Thursday, 12 October 2006 06:01 (nineteen years ago)

this thread should be renamed "hey, without naming names, who do you hate on ILX?"

― teh_kit (g-kit), Thursday, 12 October 2006 06:45 (nineteen years ago)

50. britishers desperately avoiding threads on their fave TV show in the 18 hours it takes to torrent latest episode.

― teh_kit (g-kit), Thursday, 12 October 2006 06:46 (nineteen years ago)

18 hours? i'm using OTHER PEOPLES WIFI and it'll be like seven.

― benrique (Enrique), Thursday, 12 October 2006 06:59 (nineteen years ago)

DL time is actually 5-6 hours or so, but by the time i get home from work, have dinner & get cosy, it'll probably about 18 hours since show aired. should've been clearer, but hey.

― teh_kit (g-kit), Thursday, 12 October 2006 07:03 (nineteen years ago)

51. twats not being clear about what they actually mean.

― teh_kit (g-kit), Thursday, 12 October 2006 07:04 (nineteen years ago)

i'm new to illeagally sourcing foreign tv, and need to find the right time to watch it. kind of want to stick to the tuesday 11pm slot but probably won't hold out that long.

― benrique (Enrique), Thursday, 12 October 2006 07:06 (nineteen years ago)

52. STOP HOTLINKGNB OR I WILL SUE YOU!!!!

― M. V. (M.V.), Thursday, 12 October 2006 12:35 (nineteen years ago)

53. ci@lis vi@gra
54. [spam removed] - mod
55. post about viagra spam no longer funny without correct context

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 12 October 2006 12:55 (nineteen years ago)

56. an animated .GIF of that exploding-head dude from Scanners

― nate p. (natepatrin), Thursday, 12 October 2006 13:10 (nineteen years ago)

57. "that's just your opinion"

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 12 October 2006 13:34 (nineteen years ago)

58. Goatse.

― nickn (nickn), Thursday, 12 October 2006 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

59. hasty typing leading to bad spelling?

― teh_kit (g-kit), Thursday, 12 October 2006 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

60. Fund-raising drive involving t-shirts that feature board in-joke.

― Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 12 October 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

61. One creepy guy who seems to dedicate way too much time and effort to keeping a server running just to allow people to talk about centaurs masturbating but everyone kisses his ass because they like talking about centaurs masturbating.

― Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 12 October 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

62. Long-time low level troll suddenly posting three or four times as much as normal convincing regular posters that he's probably about to attempt some hax0r shennanigans.

― Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 12 October 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

63. http://oberlin.edu/student/lfamular/headache.jpg

― Why am I fucking your mouth when the sailors are on shore leave? (Fluffy Bear He, Thursday, 12 October 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

64. One creepy guy but well intentioned guy who seems to dedicate way too much time and effort to keeping an Excel spreadsheet updated on all users' histories and doings.

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Thursday, 12 October 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

haha

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 12 October 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

65. Tears before sundown!

― nickn (nickn), Thursday, 12 October 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

66. people with inferiority complexes who need to feel special, smart, witty, included and respected who then attempt to obtain such elusive emotions by berating and belittling others with inferiority complexes who attempt to obtain such elusive emotions by the same methods.

― the Adversary (but, still, a friend of yours) (Uri Frendimein), Thursday, 12 October 2006 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

67. The dicklicker right above me.

― Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 12 October 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

67. Ban Nude Spock

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Thursday, 12 October 2006 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

68. Joke threads that turn emo

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 12 October 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

emo threads that turn jokey

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 12 October 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

67. The dicklicker right above me.

haha, I am not on every message board ever!

70. people who use terms like "dicklicker" to keep a safe distance from less acceptable homophobic terms.

― Butt Dickass (Dick Butkus), Thursday, 12 October 2006 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

Since when did "dicklicker" become a homophobic term?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 12 October 2006 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

who calls a woman a "dicklicker"?

― Butt Dickass (Dick Butkus), Thursday, 12 October 2006 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

I'd bet that more women have licked dicks than men have.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 12 October 2006 22:58 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sure. What's wrong with licking dicks, anyway?

― Butt Dickass (Dick Butkus), Thursday, 12 October 2006 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

71. Puritan cunt admins!

― The Real Esteban Buttez (EstieButtez1), Thursday, 12 October 2006 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

yeah really, 2 of my threads (on every first date ever & on every job interview ever) just got deleted for no other reason that it was me who started them.

― Sir Lance A Zit (Dick Butkus), Thursday, 12 October 2006 23:08 (nineteen years ago)

Massive delays!

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 12 October 2006 23:46 (nineteen years ago)

yeah really, 2 of my threads (on every first date ever & on every job interview ever) just got deleted for no other reason that it was me who started them.

They'd have stuck around if you'd actually put in a #1 entry instead of just irreverently writing 'I like these threads!'

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 12 October 2006 23:59 (nineteen years ago)

Andrew, I am an idea man. I can't come up with all the solutions!

― Sir Lance A Zit (Dick Butkus), Friday, 13 October 2006 00:06 (nineteen years ago)

btw "i like these threads" was a reference to the CLOTHES you wear on a first date or an interview.

― Sir Lance A Zit (Dick Butkus), Friday, 13 October 2006 00:07 (nineteen years ago)

Nice save.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 13 October 2006 00:17 (nineteen years ago)

True! I was looking for a good image of someone feeling suit fabric and shit when the board started acting all funny.

― Sir Lance A Zit (Dick Butkus), Friday, 13 October 2006 00:23 (nineteen years ago)

nine years pass...

About 5 posts down.

http://ilovefuzz.com/viewtopic.php?f=150&t=50479&sid=c4a4e0fb3e3909598041e198a26e7d78#p1049831

― how's life, Tuesday, 5 January 2016 13:21 (ten years ago)

for shame, markers, for shame

― radiohead OK computer coca cola co KO (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 14:51 (ten years ago)

seven years pass...

"CNN = Clinton News Network"

― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 August 2023 16:00 (two years ago)

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