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Does the mind, as someone once said, "Get dirty, as you get closer to thirty?"

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Or *dirtier* the further you get away from thirty?

I'm beginning to think he had a point that fellow.

― Justwondering (piscesx), Thursday, 12 October 2006 14:04 (twenty years ago)

coldshower.xls

― ;_; (blueski), Thursday, 12 October 2006 14:12 (twenty years ago)

i'm three years passed and my mind has never been dirtier

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 12 October 2006 14:13 (twenty years ago)

The Lyrics Are Below

End Of A Century

She says there's ants in the carpet

Dirty little monsters

Eating all the morsels

Picking up the rubbish

Give her effervescence

She needs a little sparkle

Good morning TV

You're looking so healthy

CHORUS:

We all say, don't want to be alone

We wear the same clothes cos we feel the same

And kiss with dry lips when we say goodnight

End of a century

Oh, it's nothing special

Sex on the TV

Everybody's at it

And the mind gets dirty

As you get closer to thirty

He gives her a cuddle

Glowing in a huddle

Good night TV

You're all made up

And you're looking like me

CHORUS

Can you eat her?

Yes, you can.

REPEAT CHORUS TWICE

Oh, end of a century

Oh, it's nothing special

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 12 October 2006 14:13 (twenty years ago)

ste foster, snap.
i do hope it calms down soon as i'll be a right mess when i'm 50.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 12 October 2006 14:14 (twenty years ago)

I've never heard that before. I'm nearly 30 and I'm just as dirty now as I was when i was 20. Maybe might seem dirtier due to the fact I'm still attracted to the same aged girls now as I was then!

xpost

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 12 October 2006 14:16 (twenty years ago)

http://cache.jalopnik.com/cars/images/2006/07/Dazed-and-Confused-Judge.jpg

― . . .and a soda on the side (Molly Jones), Thursday, 12 October 2006 14:24 (twenty years ago)

ha ha!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 12 October 2006 14:28 (twenty years ago)

Indubitably.

― Why am I fucking your mouth when the sailors are on shore leave? (Fluffy Bear He, Thursday, 12 October 2006 14:35 (twenty years ago)

Look at all the over-30s Mancunians on here. Tsk.

― Affectian (Affectian), Thursday, 12 October 2006 14:47 (twenty years ago)

you'll be one soon jones!

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 12 October 2006 15:26 (twenty years ago)


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