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In the form of a haiku
Five-seven-five, yo.

― David Raposa, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Special thanks go to
Mister Brian McDonald
For inspiring this

― David Raposa, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

dave motherfucking
popshots your fascist haiku
rules are straight bullshit.

― ethan, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Time drips slowly on. Passing snails give me whiplash; trampled by turtles.

(a work haiku)

― "1:43 p.m.", Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

or, alternately: Time drips slowly on.
Passing snails give me whiplash;
trampled by turtles.

― drunken master, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

God fucking dammit, Raposa, that's not how real haiku work.

― Josh, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

restrictions for this

haiku are meaningless yes

theabn hordes shall rise.

― goeff, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Careful, Melissa will be checking your syllables later...

― Andrew L, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Haikus make me puke Regimented straitjackets Stifling expression

― Trevor, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My Favourite Haiku Ever

B.A. Baracus Hannibal, Face and Murdoch Soldiers of Fortune.

― Jonnie, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Um, I forgot to do line breaks.

― Jonnie, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I wish to raise

several points

thus far omitted from debate

― Roger Bristol, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

bladder filling up
miss, miss! i need to go now
ah! that feels so good

― Alan Trewartha, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

An innocent thread
Becomes sullied and tarnished
Kortbeing's curt wrath

― David Raposa, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Use of the word spork cannot be bad

― Jonnie, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This may seem to be/ just a sentence, not haiku/ I can't do line breaks.

― Nancy Drew, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

honestly darling

I wouldn't say it if I

didn't mean it. heh

― misterjones, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

C++ coding
Is OK when you often
Refresh ILE.

― Sam, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Grey and cloudy skies
Stretch across mass construction
Boston is not cute.

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Missing my lecture

I can't find the Conference Room

Should I try harder?

― Graham, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

parameter bound
we are writing in haiku
fuck this for a game of soldiers, anyone for a pint?

― Alan Trewartha, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Regiment is good
Assuming moderation
But I like it rough

― David Raposa, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Rum and Coke with ice,

Two kronenbourg, no wait, three

And some nuts. Ta love.

― misterjones, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Five syllables are
Not as many as seven
But it works for me

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jonnie won.

― Trevor, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Teddy Sheringham

Passes to Les Ferdinand

And it's a goa-! - No.

― the pinefox, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I inspired this thread?
Not me, Hooptie Goo's Haikus!
Bullseye Art Dot Com

― Brian MacDonald, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

stanton warriors

remix where's your head at well

with big phat dub bass.

― Sterling Clover, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Smear skin with warm spam
And waves of joy will tremble
Through your genitals.

― Kodanshi, Saturday, 9 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

spam spam spam spam spam

spam spam spam spam spam spam spam

spam spam spam spam spam

― goeff, Sunday, 10 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

two years pass...

REVIVE!

― Revivalist (Revivalist), Monday, 19 July 2004 11:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Revivalist should
write a haiku start this
bee-yatch a-going again

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Monday, 19 July 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Someday I will see
the yeah yeah yeahs, screaming this:
"KAREN, FUCK ME NOW!"

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 19 July 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

If I had great abs,
a real six-pack, I would sing
"Burn" shirtless right now.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 19 July 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

do you want new wave
or do you want the truth, bitch?
I smell like D. Boon.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 19 July 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I want to find a
Steppenwolf outtake that's called
"Magic Carpet Munch."

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 19 July 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh man, looking back
I think I'm detecting some
subconcious angst. Bye!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 19 July 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

god damn haiku thread
ate then shat my post away
lost in webbernet

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 19 July 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

black teletubbie
there wasn't one and won't be
goth tubbie tustard

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 19 July 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

nickalicious's post
is probably floating near
mouthy's phone just now

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 19 July 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

sht n' pss n', shhh!
rk'n'rll o no hoho
lst fr wrds hr nw

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 19 July 2004 17:59 (twenty-one years ago)

carrot top preacher
I dial down the center
else his face I see

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 19 July 2004 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

firebourne illness dies
waves crashing immortal shores
let's go get fucked up

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 19 July 2004 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

miss nellie mckay
we will totally make out
you are the awesome

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 19 July 2004 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

darth vader's testes
a dead mass of shriveled flesh?
or squirting with life?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 19 July 2004 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

i come from behind
jesus christ super p0rnstar
my loins drip god juice

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 19 July 2004 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

fishnet stockings, go
disappear into wide black
night skies, ew, fart cloud

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 19 July 2004 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread, i must say,
is not living up to its
sky-high potential

― amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 19 July 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

she knows miccio
good charlotte ears type pure words
nellie shant be mine?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 19 July 2004 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

too high ambitions
only fall short of the real
rise before sun sets

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 19 July 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

nebulous language.
haikus are supposed to be
physical, concrete

― amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 19 July 2004 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

haikus can suck my
long skinny fertile manspear
for a five buck fee

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 19 July 2004 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

stained glass reflection
on the floor of the chapel
black, red, and bleeding

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 19 July 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

mellie mckay song
on the boombox and spinning
speakers push my love

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 19 July 2004 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

it should be noted
i am a dipshit jackass
and lazy to boot

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 19 July 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

toilet tissue roll
just beyond my fingertips
on the throne of shame

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 19 July 2004 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Start it with an e

Wait thirty minutes, drop more

Now a bump of K

― anthony, Monday, 19 July 2004 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

nick, fret not of nel,
for she would find me lacking.
I eat too much meat.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 19 July 2004 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

Steve.N's boss once sang
r-e-s-p-e-c-t
r-e-s-p-t

― aaron d.g. (aaron d.g.), Monday, 8 August 2005 03:04 (twenty years ago)

fourteen years pass...

Peter Hook played the bass
one octave higher as he
didn’t hear the low notes.

― walking towards the sun since 2007 (alex in mainhattan), Wednesday, 29 July 2020 13:39 (five years ago)

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