i just saw the weirdest thing on the martha stewart show

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she had this long table covered with babies on platters dressed like food. and then a woman came on to show us how to make our babies look like food on a platter. one baby was just flailing around on the table dressed like a big roasted turkey. and when the baby flailed, the turkey legs would flail. just thought i'd share that...

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 19 October 2006 13:45 (twenty years ago)

Was it that horrible Anne Geddes woman?

― Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Thursday, 19 October 2006 13:48 (twenty years ago)

I guess those "Martha Stewart eats babies" rumors have some validity!

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 October 2006 13:48 (twenty years ago)

are you serious? damn, can't believe I missed that.

― Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Thursday, 19 October 2006 13:50 (twenty years ago)

That sounds like a dream. Or a Chris Morris sketch.

― chap who would dare to welcome our new stingray masters (chap), Thursday, 19 October 2006 13:52 (twenty years ago)

ha ha i knew this would be a skot thread. scott, can you bring me a glass of water and a little milk for my coffee? don't let the baby hear/see you come in here so he doesn't start wailing mammmma. if he does, i'm going to put the jack o lantern on him and call him pumpkin pie.

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Thursday, 19 October 2006 13:52 (twenty years ago)

Heh. I like how you guys are communicating via ILX.

Talking about Martha, did she interview Mel Gibson or was it some other woman? Mel Gibson seems like a botched human clone.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 19 October 2006 13:53 (twenty years ago)

http://www.marthastewart.com/page.jhtml?type=learn-cat&id=cat22443&rsc=SC287206

Rod Stewart & Halloween Baby Costumes

One of last season's biggest hits was the viewer who made a roast-turkey baby costume for Halloween. Today, Isabelle Ortley is back with four more costume ideas for your little one: a unique Green Salad, luscious Lobster, sweet Deep-Dish Apple Pie, and adorable Lemon Meringue Pie. Learn how to make your very own roast-turkey baby costume. Then, Martha shares her favorite Molasses Ginger Crisps recipe. Plus, legendary singer Rod Stewart performs.

― ONIMO's fish might turn into lizards (GerryNemo), Thursday, 19 October 2006 13:57 (twenty years ago)

It's worth clicking the link for the picture, it's in Flash so I can't hotlink to it.

― ONIMO's fish might turn into lizards (GerryNemo), Thursday, 19 October 2006 13:57 (twenty years ago)

(Thanks.)

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Thursday, 19 October 2006 13:58 (twenty years ago)

Rod looks like he's after a good feed and is eyeing babyturkey up. Babyturkey looks suitably terrified.

― chap who would dare to welcome our new stingray masters (chap), Thursday, 19 October 2006 13:58 (twenty years ago)

http://i11.tinypic.com/34fi17d.jpg

― ONIMO's fish might turn into lizards (GerryNemo), Thursday, 19 October 2006 13:59 (twenty years ago)

Hahaha,

HALLOWEEN BABY COSTUMES

& rod stewart

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 19 October 2006 14:00 (twenty years ago)

omg the baby's face!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 October 2006 14:00 (twenty years ago)

Argh, I'm getting flashbacks to that awful, awful crayfish urban myth:

http://a444.g.akamai.net/7/444/703/20061018224823/www.marthastewart.com/static_html/tv/martha/shows/cat22443/2024_lobstercostume.jpg

― Blah Blah Blah (kate), Thursday, 19 October 2006 14:00 (twenty years ago)

Jesus wept. That's disturbing.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 19 October 2006 14:00 (twenty years ago)

After reading the thread about the guy who cooked his girlfriend this morning, I find the pictures of babies as food less cute than I would've otherwise.

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Thursday, 19 October 2006 14:02 (twenty years ago)

Martha Stewart's costume:

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/dictators/idi-amin-dada/199777.1.jpg

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 19 October 2006 14:03 (twenty years ago)

he didn't...eat babies, did he?

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Thursday, 19 October 2006 14:05 (twenty years ago)

http://www.christilling.de/pics/Bishop.JPG

He'd eat one.

― ONIMO's fish might turn into lizards (GerryNemo), Thursday, 19 October 2006 14:05 (twenty years ago)

those are pretty hideous. do you carry the baby around on the plate afterwardes?

― Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Thursday, 19 October 2006 14:14 (twenty years ago)

I think he just claimed to have eaten human flesh, and I'm not sure whether it was confirmed (Amin)

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 19 October 2006 14:15 (twenty years ago)

whadda guy

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Thursday, 19 October 2006 14:45 (twenty years ago)

http://iheartcelebs.wordpress.com/2006/09/12/did-martha-stewart-become-a-sexual-dynamo-in-jail/

― your daughter is one (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 19 October 2006 14:46 (twenty years ago)

wow. she's so fucking weird.
the lick:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYorFmXw9jI

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Thursday, 19 October 2006 14:52 (twenty years ago)

there was another letterman where she tied him up, but i can't remember the context.

― your daughter is one (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 19 October 2006 14:52 (twenty years ago)

He'd eat one.

I just recognized who that is. Well done, Onimo.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 October 2006 14:53 (twenty years ago)

mmmmm tasty baby

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 19 October 2006 14:55 (twenty years ago)

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d183/pumpkinking420/Burk.jpg

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:00 (twenty years ago)

Damn, that lick she gives Letterman is kinda sexy actually.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:09 (twenty years ago)

You guys are just jumping the gun here. Martha's just stating a modest proposal.

*dodges horned melons*

― gwynywdd dwnyt fyrwr byychydd gww (donut), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:12 (twenty years ago)

She didn't lick Letterman's bloody finger, she sucked it.

― M. V. (M.V.), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:15 (twenty years ago)

HOTT I say. HOTT!

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:17 (twenty years ago)

I just wanted to stop by and thank Martha for my new username.

― John Justen says babies always look like that after you insert the stuffing (joh, Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:23 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

FLN's Whatever Martha may just be one of the better comedies on television right now.

― Chris Barrus (Elvis Telecom), Thursday, 4 December 2008 05:18 (seventeen years ago)

Does this mean that David Letterman's finger will be alive long after the rest of his body is dead?

― Adam Bruneau, Thursday, 4 December 2008 07:09 (seventeen years ago)

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