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I have moved £530 billion pounds from my magazine budget into my own private account. My line-manager is suspicious, but lousy with figures. What do I do next?

― mark s, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yes yes airtickets to the caymans, i mean how do i allay his suspicions for six hours longer...

― mark s, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Call in Arthur Andersen.

― N., Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

they're not answering: we've bin RUMBLED!!

― mark s, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

invest in australian detention centres - business is booming

― goeff, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Put your thumb over the 53 so it just looks like lots of nothing. Can't fail.

― Graham, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Buy Burkina Faso!

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And then buy New Zealand and give it to me. I will be a Kind Dictator, and relocate the capital to Dunedin.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ok graham's answer = funniest thing i read all day

― mark s, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Awwww. And Sara said today that I have nice eyes (in the middle of a rant about how much I need a haircut, but still).

― Graham, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And then buy New Zealand and give it to me. I will be a Kind Dictator, and relocate the capital to Dunedin.

ned will show how much he loves us by owning us and forcing us to do stuff. i'm touched.

― di, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I love what Graham said too. Graham darling don't you go and cut your hair!

530 billion pounds is a lot. I don't think new Zealand costs that much. You'll have money left over for sweets!

― rainy, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Then I will give sweets to the entire populace, and nobody will be forced to do anything. Hurrah!

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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