Britishers - recommend me condom!

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Decided to come off of the pill after 11 years, will be trying a combination of rythymn and condoms - but having only rarely used condoms we're both at a loss as to which ones are the best.

Mr Pumpkin wilts at the very thought of those condoms we used in the early days, so obviously the 'liter' and the less fidgety the better....

― Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Monday, 23 October 2006 06:02 (twenty years ago)

rhythm and condoms -- R & C?

― latebloomer: Veteran of the Mai Tai Massacre (latebloomer), Monday, 23 October 2006 06:22 (twenty years ago)

http://images.oldglory.com/product/007789MISBc.jpg

― jergins (jergins), Monday, 23 October 2006 06:24 (twenty years ago)

drink this no babys

― jergins (jergins), Monday, 23 October 2006 06:24 (twenty years ago)

My Mate recommends Mates and tells me to stay far, far away from Durex....

― Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Monday, 23 October 2006 10:20 (twenty years ago)

Personally I've found out that the thinner the better, because the loss of sensitivity is a bugger with even the thinnest ones. Durex is no good, yeah.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 23 October 2006 10:23 (twenty years ago)

you're making a bugger sound like a bad thing

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 23 October 2006 10:36 (twenty years ago)

http://www.up.ac.za/academic/geog/community/windsock.jpg

Since he's the size of a bull elephant in musth an' all. Or was that just his balls?

― === temporary username === (Mark C), Monday, 23 October 2006 10:38 (twenty years ago)

oh now we have fake-rumpy?

― benrique (Enrique), Monday, 23 October 2006 10:39 (twenty years ago)

Pretty sure this is real Rumpy. Pretty sure all the other fakes were real too.

― === temporary username === (Mark C), Monday, 23 October 2006 10:54 (twenty years ago)

It's his balls that are large, I won't be putting the rubber over them.

And condom vs rubber vs johnny-bag vs french letter......

― Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Monday, 23 October 2006 11:05 (twenty years ago)

touch wood (hahahha, oh, do you see what it is that i have done there), but i've not had "problems" with durex for years, mates are ok too.

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 23 October 2006 15:35 (twenty years ago)

A liter?!

― Paul Eater (eater), Monday, 23 October 2006 15:42 (twenty years ago)

when she said big balls she meant it

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 23 October 2006 15:44 (twenty years ago)

wtf is wrong with Durex?

― ;_; (blueski), Monday, 23 October 2006 15:49 (twenty years ago)

:-( I have nothing to add to this thread.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 October 2006 16:32 (twenty years ago)

will be trying a combination of rythymn

Let me know if you need any cast off baby clothes.

― ONIMO's lips can't feel! (GerryNemo), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:14 (twenty years ago)

you're welcome to borrow one of mine after i'm finished with it. actually, hell, have it.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:18 (twenty years ago)

I hope you washed it out.

― ONIMO's lips can't feel! (GerryNemo), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:22 (twenty years ago)

i gave it a good shake; it'll be fine.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:32 (twenty years ago)

I don't know if you're talking about a condom or a baby or a penis.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:34 (twenty years ago)

I don't think you want to be caught shaking any of them.

― ONIMO's lips can't feel! (GerryNemo), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:37 (twenty years ago)

Wow, some of these are gorgeous. "Tourist tubes" is a strange term though.

― Paul Eater (eater), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:11 (twenty years ago)

http://image.www.rakuten.co.jp/arune/img10251249085.jpeg

― Ed (dali), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:42 (twenty years ago)

Have a break...

― ONIMO's lips can't feel! (GerryNemo), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:51 (twenty years ago)

http://www.curiosum.org/bilder/notouchcondom_gross.jpg

"No touch" condom developed by Okamoto, absolutely no touch of your hand in wearing.

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 23 October 2006 19:14 (twenty years ago)

I'm not sure what you're supposed to do with the glass tube after you've put the condom around it, but there you go.

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 23 October 2006 19:15 (twenty years ago)

I have two words for you: Kimono Micro-thins.

― lurker #2421, inc. (lurker-2421), Monday, 23 October 2006 20:04 (twenty years ago)

Grow your own condoms!

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 23 October 2006 21:45 (twenty years ago)

polyurethane ones are a big improvement

shags become vaguely tolerable wearing these

― beeble (beeble), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 05:43 (twenty years ago)

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