And then theres the thing with the blue light at the end. scary.

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Yes so I'm talking about the dentist.

I was there today and he complimented my brushing, bizarrely.

And then he proceeded to fill two teeth. I like the dentist. Especially when he sticks the anaesthetic needle into you and it takes ages to come back out. Oh yes it's fun.

The parts I don't like are when he's operating and theres bits of tooth choking you and you cough and spit on his hand. Also the sort of hammery thing they use for fillings. However other than that I must say I like the dentist. I used to hate it because when I was 12 or so I still had to go to a junior dentist and their shitty anaesthetic wasnt powerful enough so fillings used to really fuckin hurt.

Also I like the way your cheek feels like balloon skin all day after the injection.

In fact I don't mind the doctor much either. I like small talking with both of them. I now sound like an old woman, but anyway.

Dentists classic or dud?

― Ronan, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

When I had braces my orthodontist had bad breath every fuckin day. what a filthy animal. leaning over like, "suction please nurse" and breathing his filth in my face.

― Ronan, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh yeah and those stickers you used to get at the dentist when you were small. With warner brothers characters on them? Anyone?

― Ronan, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

None of them have wanted to do anything to my teeth, despite their yellow gappy not-really-fitting-together-at-all-ness.

And why are they so obsessed with telling you to brush your gums? This is moronic and painful, surely.

― Graham, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Are you some kind of dentist?

― Graham, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My gums now bleed really badly. I have bought MOUTHWASH in two colours for this. It is cool! The bottom part is green but the top part is BLUE! ACE! You must shake it to make it one uniform colour!

― Sarah, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Couldn't you turn it into some kind of continuum?

― N., Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And what would be the point of that?

― Graham, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't know. You could use it as an analogical prop in arguments or something.

― N., Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I had mouthwash once that used to dye the crap in your mouth so when you spat it out it was all yellow. it was quite cool as much as it sounds disgusting.

actually that might be the same one Sarah is talking about.

― Ronan, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i am so scaredof the dentist, (financially and physically) that i haven't been since i was in high school. ronan youarea freak.

― di, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I went to the dentist today and now my teeth feel sharp (is that a good thing?) and i am cutting my tongue on them because it's just quite interesting. luckily i had no cavities or anything. my teeth got stained from drinking too much tea though. dentists are dud when they only get you out of good classes/free time and don't do anything useful.

― Maria, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The main thing I like is the balloon skin. It took ages to wear off today cos I had a weird filling type thing on the back of my front tooth.

― Ronan, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I have had the ne plus ultra ov dental work - ROOT CANAL WORK! actually it wasn't that bad. the consequent sinusitis (still not gone 1 yr later). that was/is bloody terrible.

― Norman Phay, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

When I was a young girl, My dentist was through an organization. I had a dentist that wouldn't freeze to drill :( He hit the nerves every time! He would give you a balloon if you didn't scream in pain though. This one was a BIG DUD!

― Gale, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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