Get this -- Stallone to make another Rambo flick

> Kim Dickens .... Rambo's wife (attached)

Wow, way to think out the details ahead of time.

At 3/23/2007 03:49:00 PM, !¨#¨Stallone_gIrL¨#¨! said...

Sly is the best!!!I have 25 of his movies!!!!He is the man!!!He need to come to Croatia because I am crazy about him!!!I am from Croatia!!!That is right acros the Italy!!!Sly will know!!!My name is Josipa and I am 12!!!!!Sly please come to Croatia!!!

a very graphic trailer of sorts is out

http://www.firstshowing.net/2007/05/19/john-rambo-iv-feature-trailer/

Plot summary for
John Rambo (2008)

The next chapter finds Rambo recruited by a group of Christian human rights missionaries to protect them against pirates, during a humanitarian aid deliver to the persecuted Karen people of Burma. After some of the missionaries are taken prisoner by sadistic Burmese soldiers, Rambo gets a second impossible job: to assemble a team of mercenaries to rescue the surviving relief workers.

why is that so impossible?

jeez ... that's pretty ridiculously gory stuff

Ohmigod that trailer.

Rambo gets a second impossible job: to illegally import 48 vials of banned human growth hormone into Australia

xenophobic vigilante fantasies never go out of style

I hear that Stallone is also doing a sequel to Cobra, entitled Marion 'Cobra' Cobretti. And a sequel to Tango and Cash called Raymond Tango.

Will Shootington

<i>Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone</i>

fuck

Oscar

Amazing.

Judge Joseph Dredd

(Please, Stallone? For me?)

At least Darla from Buffy/Angel is making some money.

WHOAMYGODWTF2K7 @ Trailer

Oscar

-- latebloomer, Sunday, May 20, 2007 11:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

that was angel 'snaps' provolone

Please tell me you looked that up. In that I refuse to believe you just had that knowledge in your head.

I'm waiting for Machine Gun Joe Viterbo (2009) (pre-production) (working title)

Aaron Copland

There's now a trailer. It's UNBELIEVABLY violent.

um...

a very graphic trailer of sorts is out

http://www.firstshowing.net/2007/05/19/john-rambo-iv-feature-trailer/

Plot summary for
John Rambo (2008)

The next chapter finds Rambo recruited by a group of Christian human rights missionaries to protect them against pirates, during a humanitarian aid deliver to the persecuted Karen people of Burma. After some of the missionaries are taken prisoner by sadistic Burmese soldiers, Rambo gets a second impossible job: to assemble a team of mercenaries to rescue the surviving relief workers.

-- kingfish, Sunday, May 20, 2007 10:49 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

Oh, sorry.

JEEbus. The liquifying of the guys in the jeep is insane, but is then quickly followed up by the throat ripping scene. Holy crap.

Sweet how all the really graphic shit that always get cut yet shows up on the unrated DVD is now released _before_ the flick actually hits theaters.

Press conference fun:

The years appear to have been kind to Stallone. He is 61. His face has softened, tenderized like a piece of flank steak, whacked by a meat mallet. He sports all his unnaturally jet black hair. His skin tone and resilience are excellent, perhaps benefiting from his model wife Jennifer Flavin-Stallone's line of beauty care products (he plugs her Olive Oil Moisture Cream).With a bandanna wrapped around his head in the movie, he resembles Sitting Bull. It is intentional.

"The ponderousness that comes with aging, the sense of weight, the sense of knowledge, of knowing too much, the lack of naivete, which has happened in my life, set the stage for me," he explains. "I wanted Rambo to be heavier, bulkier, that's why his first line in the movie is pretty negative. He's given up. He has nothing."

Stallone says, "The other Rambos had a bit too much energy, were a bit too spry. I'm not trying to run myself down but there was much more vanity involved." By which he means that shirtless Rambo of yore with pectorals hard as dinner plates, glistening with baby oil as he writhes in agony and ecstasy on a makeshift cross? Exactly.

"It was all about body movement rather than the ferocity and commitment of what he was doing," Stallone says of his previous Rambos. "This character to me is much more interesting."

the Burmese government forces, represented in the film as sadistic baby-bayonetters, led by a monkey-faced chain-smoker, the vicious Maj. Tint

And perhaps my favorite bit:

"The warrior needs to war," he says.

i wanna see this

The moviegoer needs to movie?

–verb (used without object)

to make or carry on war; fight: to war with a neighboring nation.

to carry on active hostility or contention: Throughout her life she warred with sin and corruption.

to be in conflict or in a state of strong opposition: The temptation warred with his conscience.

I also want to see this

his face has softened, tenderized like a piece of flank steak, whacked by a meat mallet.

I'm hungry.

This movie is freaking brutal... the final battle gave my action flick junkie friend posttraumatic stress disorder.

lol boy did this suck!

I thought it was a blast. I was hoping this thread meant another another Rambo flick! Then again, war is in my blood. When I'm pushed, killing's as easy as breathin'. So, you know.

that air horn story still cracks me up

i am so gonna rent this

this movie gave me a ramboner

I wanted to see this pretty bad but it left the theaters in a hurry and I was busy

will rent the shit out of it

yeah same here

How did they explain away the fact he was fighting for the Taliban/Al Qaida in the previous film?

Well?

it gave me a ramboner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCsJ5Tb6WY0

This kid LOVED it.

he's like daxflame but real!

dude, you gotta watch his video "screw you porn addicts" and subsequent videos in the series

also his seinfeld video.

also his suicide video.

also his snow day video.

Man, ian's not kidding. That kid is something else.

fuck you haters, i got a snow day

there is a really disturbing video where he just beats the crap out of his stuffed lion with a baseball bat and throws him down the stairs and stuff. really weird.

http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/rambo/rambones-2.png