At the risk of being sexist, women can't finish a bottle of juice, cup of coffee or bottle of anything

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I know a lot of women and they all leave drinks lying around everywhere. It has come to the point that I feel it is a universal woman thing. Obviously, this does not apply to bar situations, water bottles on hot days wandering the city or warm drinks on brisk days wandering the city. The key seems to be comfort. If there is no place to leave the drink, there is a good chance it might get finished (ie. wandering the city, drinking at a bar). But, if there is a place where it can be set "for later," the last 2-3 inches will remain until such time it is eventually thrown out.

― Scorpion Tea (Dick Butkus), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 06:55 (nineteen years ago)

I invariably drink my mother's leftover disgusting bartle's and james' fruity THINGS.
Hunter gatherer theory?
Meat spoils, grains keep...

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 07:02 (nineteen years ago)

i can't finish cups of hot coffee because they go lukewarm by the time i'm halfway through drinking them. same with iced coffee -- the ice melts and the drink becomes tepid and not very tasty anymore.

i can usually finish bottles of juice because they're just the right size (12-16 oz.) but the 20-24 oz. bottles of soda are too big for me and i usually leave about a third for later (by which time it's gone flat anyway).

― the orchid and the wasp (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 07:04 (nineteen years ago)

Jody, can't you see you're feeding the stereotype! ;)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 07:07 (nineteen years ago)

i know, my not finishing sodas is setting back feminism 50 years.

― the orchid and the wasp (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 07:08 (nineteen years ago)

I feel like every time I open the microwave at home I find a half-empty cup of coffee my mother has left. They also litter the van until the half-and-half rises and like congeals on the top. Its so so gross.

― less-than three's Christiane F. (drowned in milk), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 07:14 (nineteen years ago)

The car! My girlfriend's car always has both cup holders holding two half-full old, gross coffee.

― Scorpion Tea (Dick Butkus), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 07:16 (nineteen years ago)

I can finish the fuck out of a cup of coffee.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 07:21 (nineteen years ago)

Tomboy?

― Scorpion Tea (Dick Butkus), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 07:22 (nineteen years ago)

At risk of being sexist, I know a lot of women and they all leave grad school early to get married and pop out babies. It has come to the point that I feel it is a universal woman thing. (Obviously, this does not apply to non-binding relationships, condom-toting swingers on hot days wandering the city, or bookish spinsters who favor mannish ambition over marriage) The key seems to be comfort. If there is a place to discard of her childen and lover, there is a good chance that her studies might get finished (i.e. getting a divorce, airmailing the kids to Basque Country). But if she gets tied down and postpones her schooling "for later," her last 2-3 semesters of grad school will remain unfinished until such time she eventually resigns herself to the sullen bonds of housewifery.

― King-a-Ling (King-a-Ling), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 07:43 (nineteen years ago)

yay mannish ambition

― the orchid and the wasp (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 08:29 (nineteen years ago)

I don't always finish my cup of coffee, because I usually make mine with one of those one-cup Bodum glass coffee jugs like this:

http://img.clubic.com/photo/00200734.jpg

and although the plunger thingie pushes all the coffee grounds to the bottom before you pour the coffe into your cup, a certain amount of ground coffee sludginess does end up in the bottom of the cup and I don't like drinking that bit.

I sometimes don't finish my morning tea, because I drink it while multi-tasking several other jobs (load or unload the washing machine, get breakfast for everyone else, shout at kids to get up for school, feed the dogs/cats/guinea pigs/chickens, iron a shirt for The Bloke, get myself ready for work etc etc) and I will often get distracted by all this other stuff and forget to drink it. I can only drink tea when it's nice and hot - by the time it's cooled to lukewarm, it's disgusting.

I finish other drinks, I think. Bottles of ~~wine~~ water, glasses of juice, cans of pop (though I don't often drink the latter) all get polished off okay.

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 10:17 (nineteen years ago)

What it really depends on, is whether there is likely to be any sediment at the bottom. i.e. anything that had water out of a kettle - tea, instant coffee, etc. - will not be finished, as the last half inch will be full of limescale, yuck. Likewise some real ales. And water out of my tap. (irrational, I know, as the sediment doesn't usually appear until it is boiled, but still.)

Aything which is free of impurities will get all drunk up, yum yum.

― Going Through The Motions (kate), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 13:25 (nineteen years ago)

unfortunately i do this a lot

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 13:35 (nineteen years ago)

I always finish my drinks. Always.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 13:36 (nineteen years ago)

x-post - But Kate, the sediment at the bottom of a pint of real ale used to be a sign that it was decent beer (in the good old days, when this was all fields, etc).

And it leaves you something to chew on whilst someone else is getting you your next pint.

― Guilty Boksen (Bro_Danielson), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

i never finish drinks. i am boy.

― teh_kit returns! (g-kit), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

I'll chew the stuff at the bottom of a cup of Turkish coffee, but not the stuff in the bottom of mine pint. It's probably fishscale, anyway, bleurgh!

― Going Through The Motions (kate), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

haha, as if men don't do this too all the time too
xpost

most of my former roommates have done this, m & f - every time i'd do the dishes i'd have to search the house and inevitably find a few to several cups with stuff in the bottom. milk = the worst.

but sometimes you just want half a cup of tea. the thing that bothers me is when the cups are left around the house or wherever - just please put them in the sink! even, y'know, pour the leftover down the drain! it is not so hard.

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

Not only do I finish the drink, I also consume the receptacle.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

I'm definitely guilty as charged here. except with alcohol.

― Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

A comment someone left on my girlfriend's Facebook profile:

A little bird with a huge appetite for candy and anything else told me that you got a great new job, a new dude and are basically kicking ass at life! Hooray. Also, I was just wondering, do you still leave half-full cups of water all over the place? I sure hope so, it was one of my favorite things about you, aside from how adorable you look while making pie in an apron drinking beer.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, what Sam said.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

maria leaves cups and glasses EVERYWHERE and she never finishes water/juice/whatever that she buys and they are always half full everywhere and she never finishes a beer before opening another one.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

and she never puts lids back on all the way and the peanut butter lid is always resting on top of the jar and she never puts tops back on pens. other than that, she is perfect.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

I finish my drinks and I like blue cheese, which my mom, in her Seinfeld routine, claims is a cheese loved only by men. But I still have the mentalstration!

― Abbott (Abbott), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

Once a month, blood comes out of your brain???

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

The only two stereotypes I have about women are that they all like chocolate and they all get cold way more easily than men do.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

chocolates, beets, shifter cars, and horses.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://home.pon.net/kashimba/caveman.jpg
http://wgnradio.com/podcast/audio/nickpod-022-060223.mp3

― literalisp (literalisp), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 23:55 (nineteen years ago)

is that that stupid "defending the caveman" play?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 23:56 (nineteen years ago)

oh yeah. check out nick digilio's rant ... takes a minute to get into it. i actually had to review this show years ago ... [shivers]

― literalisp (literalisp), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 23:58 (nineteen years ago)

they all get cold way more easily than men do.

Really? I've seen ladies perambulating in skirts this fall and I think, "I could never fuckin' do that! I'd freeze my bits off."

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 2 November 2006 00:00 (nineteen years ago)

I know a lot of women and they all leave drinks lying around everywhere.

I do this. Just to piss you off.

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 2 November 2006 00:06 (nineteen years ago)

Really? I've seen ladies perambulating in skirts this fall and I think, "I could never fuckin' do that! I'd freeze my bits off."

"perambulating"? "bits"? m. white, i crown you ilx's king dandy.

― the orchid and the wasp (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 2 November 2006 00:37 (nineteen years ago)

I wanted to get all miffed at this thread but I am the worst offender when it comes to leaving half-drunk tea and coffee about the place. It goes cold before I finish it, is why!

I do finish all of my ciders though, by pouring the last bit of the old bottle into the new bottle. Um, I don't know why I do that instead of draining each bottle but yeah.

I also leave cups around til they're mouldy which everyone goes off at me about. Even my bloke! And he leaves all the cupboard doors open and the lids off the vegemite and plates all over the house, so sod him!

Yeah ok we're slobs.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 2 November 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

i luv the laydeez. i don't really care what they do. i've always been happier around women. most men are bores. unless they are gay. i can handle grossness from women better than i can from men too. plus, i can relate:

http://www.body-perfect-fitness.com/images/chocolatecraving.jpg

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 2 November 2006 01:01 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha, SNACK ATTACK!!!!

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 2 November 2006 01:01 (nineteen years ago)

When I see them eat chocolate, I like to pretend it's my dick.

― Scorpion Tea (Dick Butkus), Thursday, 2 November 2006 01:02 (nineteen years ago)

Not really. Just a set-up.

― Scorpion Tea (Dick Butkus), Thursday, 2 November 2006 01:04 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah ok we're slobs.

I kinda this is the whole issue here. Sometimes I finish drinks, sometimes I don't, but no one cares either way unless I leave tepid liquid lying about all over the place.

― black sabbath just makes me want to take a nap (kenan), Thursday, 2 November 2006 03:44 (nineteen years ago)

(Which I sometimes do.)

― black sabbath just makes me want to take a nap (kenan), Thursday, 2 November 2006 03:45 (nineteen years ago)

I do this all the time: grab a glass, fill it most of the way with water, stand in front of the sink and take three or four big gulps, then pour the rest of the water out, all in the space of a few seconds. Why don't I just run an amount of water that I know I'm thirsty for? I cannot say.

― black sabbath just makes me want to take a nap (kenan), Thursday, 2 November 2006 03:47 (nineteen years ago)

unfortunately i do this a lot

Why is it unfortunate? Why does it make you feel guilty? Who gives a shit? I do it too. So what? It's my house, they're my drinks, if they're annoying you I'll clean them away. But I won't finish them and you can't make me.

They might have boy poison in them.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 2 November 2006 07:50 (nineteen years ago)

I let tea cups get like, science experiments in them half the time :/

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 2 November 2006 07:58 (nineteen years ago)

There actually is an annual 'furry coffee cup' competition for chemistry students in Oxford, in memory of Alexander Fleming.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 2 November 2006 09:23 (nineteen years ago)

i've lived with people who leave half-cups of everything all over the place and it drives me nuts, mostly because i'll be doing a living room-minesweep before doing the washing up and don't want to be traipsing back and forth through the house loads of times so i'll grab one or two cups with each finger so i can carry lots of cups and some plates at the same time, and you don't expect people to leave half-cups of stuff lying around all over the place, so when i pick it up it spills and goes everywhere, and i was CLEANING UP ARGH. i get not wanting the cold/gritty/backwashy bit at the bottom of the cup, but POUR IT AWAY.

also people who keep the spoon in their cup while drinking their tea or whatever. not that this pisses me off, but WHY DO YOU DO IT? it's not to make sure the sugar's all stirred in bc the sugar is already all stirred in, and people who don't take sugar do it too. explain?

― emsk ( emsk), Thursday, 2 November 2006 09:36 (nineteen years ago)

I don't do that. That sounds silly - and dangerous! Don't people who leave the spoon in the cup accidentally poke their eye out when having a drink? That's madness.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 2 November 2006 09:45 (nineteen years ago)

yes, i have wondered that too! i don't know why they do it. it makes no sense. and you run out of spoons.

― emsk ( emsk), Thursday, 2 November 2006 10:05 (nineteen years ago)

at the rist of being sexist, the only roommate i can think of that did this was an effeminate guy.

― richardk (Richard K), Thursday, 2 November 2006 10:07 (nineteen years ago)

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THAT'S RACIST

― teh_kit returns! (g-kit), Thursday, 2 November 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

Leaving around half-finished things is gross, if you know you are done with what you are eating or drinking you need to get rid of it and clean up after yourself.

Spoon thing: quite often when I make tea, I bring it out immediately, without waiting for it to steep, and let it steep in the living room. I fully admit right now to leaving tea bags in my tea the entire time I'm drinking it, which probably makes me weird, but anyway it was to prevent me from having to go into the kitchen four separate times just for a drink I don't like THAT much and JBR is correct--leaving the tea bag and spoon IN prevents mess on table. Shockingly, I don't find it difficult to, like, avoid my eyes while drinking or whatever people are worrying about. Honestly, haven't you all had a cocktail at a bar? Do you take the stirrers out and leave them on the bar, or do you leave them in the drink?

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 2 November 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

everyone is going to say "I take them out", since everyone that leaves them in is now BLIND and unable to read yr question.

― teh_kit returns! (g-kit), Thursday, 2 November 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

That's pretty slobby, messing up a bar with your stupid stirrers that a bunch of spazzes are too inept to drink around :\

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 2 November 2006 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 November 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

(Don't) Putting Spaz

― ONIMO's losing the plot (GerryNemo), Thursday, 2 November 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

don't blame me, i leave shit in.
i need the spoon to take the teabag out, yo.

― teh_kit returns! (g-kit), Thursday, 2 November 2006 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, yes, I remember that thread, I should've been a big person like a few on that thread and used the "n word" instead of spaz up there, my bad :\

xpost thankfully, someone who gets it.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 2 November 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

all these non-spooners are in real fucking trouble when their biscuit goes soggy and falls in their tea/coffee.
i'm smart enough to have a spoon on hand to deal with such disasters.

― teh_kit returns! (g-kit), Thursday, 2 November 2006 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

Ally, as you might not recall, I tend to remove the stirrers and put them in the trashcan.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 2 November 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

That would be ok, but in many instances there is not a handy trashcan. I suppose one can lean over the bar and toss it back there and hope to make the basket. But then what if you need to stir your drink again, is the thing!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 2 November 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

Or, for comedic purposes, you might want to drink through the stirrers. Oh, how people laugh when a lady does that.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 2 November 2006 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

but the 20-24 oz. bottles of soda are too big for me and i usually leave about a third for later (by which time it's gone flat anyway).

I do that, too. However, you can have the rest of my coffee or beer when you pry it out of my cold, dead fingers.

I had one roommate who would put dirty dishes, with food still on them, on the floor in between the couch and the wall after she'd finished eating. She did this even though the kitchen was between the couch and wherever she would need to go next. Another roommate would put half-eaten plates of food, uncovered and still on the plate, in the fridge where they would die a slow, cold death.

― Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Thursday, 2 November 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

Vaginas are receptacles. We have to deal with mens half finished liquids all the time.
Also, I had to reinsert this message. And I swallowed my beverage while doing so.

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Thursday, 2 November 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

I just finished a cup of coffee. Moka Java; every last drop. Damn, it feels good to be a man.

― less-than three's Christiane F. (drowned in milk), Thursday, 2 November 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

Half-full cups of coffee lying around the house >>>>>>>>>> half-full cups of Skoal Bandits spit lying around the house.

Thanks, random summer roommate!

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Thursday, 2 November 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

Eeeew Stephen.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 2 November 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

Vaginas are receptacles. We have to deal with mens half finished liquids all the time.

http://sjl-static5.sjl.youtube.com/vi/myUHBhMfHx8/3.jpg

WAU!

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 November 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

I just finished a cup of coffee. A BIG ONE.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, but only for spite (to bring this back full-circle Seinfeldian)

― the Adversary (but, still, a friend of yours) (Uri Frendimein), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

Scott cleans up my drinks while I'M STILL DRINKING THEM. They're only half-finished because I'm not finished yet. I'm slow.

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

I'm still boggling at "all the time" up there.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

But I do leave old coffee cups half-filled in the car and on my desk.

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

why the hell would anyone drink something out of spite, try harder dude.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

I mean really this is a bit below par.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know why. You tell me!

― the Adversary (but, still, a friend of yours) (Uri Frendimein), Thursday, 2 November 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

Slipping, I mean Morbius is more controversial than you at this point. C'mon. :\

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 2 November 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

Egads! I am a disappointment. I'm beginning to think you didn't even drink it for spite. You just made the whole thing up, didn't you? You're girly countenance can't handle a whole cup of coffee. Unless... was it filled to the rim with Brim?

― the Adversary (but, still, a friend of yours) (Uri Frendimein), Thursday, 2 November 2006 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

If you don't know what the fuck I am talking about, it is the 3rd commercial in here:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=klVftaCEVuw

― the Adversary (but, still, a friend of yours) (Uri Frendimein), Thursday, 2 November 2006 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

(advance to 1:18 in)

― the Adversary (but, still, a friend of yours) (Uri Frendimein), Thursday, 2 November 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not going to look at that, because I don't think I want to know what you're talking about.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 2 November 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

Brim decaffeinated coffee. Commercials used to start with a woman putting up her hand in denial, "only half a cup!" Guy would answer, "I thought you liked fresh-brewed coffee." Woman would say, "I do, it's the caffeine I can do without." Long story short, she could handle Brim. So, fill it to the rim, with Brim. Girly.

― the Adversary (but, still, a friend of yours) (Uri Frendimein), Thursday, 2 November 2006 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

That shit is pretty lame, I don't think it should be put on the internets, spreading rumors like that about people and caffeine.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 2 November 2006 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

That shit used to be on television.

― the Adversary (but, still, a friend of yours) (Uri Frendimein), Thursday, 2 November 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

PRO-WOMAN EXPLANATION: We live in a phallocentric society where common beverage containers are built at aggressive, wasteful, conspicuous, vulgar, and indelicate MAN SIZES, without alternative feminine sizing schemes forcibly silenced and pushed out of the mainstream.

ANTI-WOMAN EXPLANATION: Women be ~~shopping~~ looking at the Nutritional Facts and noticing that, per the recommended serving size, that bottle of juice contains two servings, and in order for the calorie count to be accurate, they can only drink half. (They could just multiply the calorie count by two, but women aren't good at math.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 2 November 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

I couldn't help noticing your ANTI-WOMAN EXPLANATION was far more thought-out and better developed. Hmmm?

― the Adversary (but, still, a friend of yours) (Uri Frendimein), Thursday, 2 November 2006 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

Dude we all just explained ourselves (including those like me who finish our beverages), no need to be trying to get some OTMs up in this bitch!!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 2 November 2006 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FOZZY-BEAR ACTION, ALLY

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 2 November 2006 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

So help me I'm turning into fucking Custos in here.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 2 November 2006 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

FATE WORSE THAN DEATH

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 2 November 2006 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

I always finish all drinks. And I drink a lot of drinks. (No, not that kind.)

My husband, on the other hand, leaves partially imbibed glasses of ice water, beer and cups of coffee all over the place. It's kinda cute.

― J.W. Crump (Hey Jude), Saturday, 4 November 2006 08:19 (nineteen years ago)

I only do that with water!!

― Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 4 November 2006 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/TheManthony/funke.jpg

― Zwan (miccio), Saturday, 4 November 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

They don't flush the urinal either.

― Mike Dixn (Mike Dixon), Saturday, 4 November 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

Hey waddaminnit, is that your real missus!

Ha ha, you're BUSTED, Django.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Saturday, 4 November 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

my problem is I can finish my drink and other people's drink. I can drink so much liquid it's insane.

― eatadick.com (Carey), Saturday, 4 November 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

He's so busted. And don't believe him for a minute: He does so leave partially finished cups of coffee sitting around. And water.

Okay, so maybe I exaggerated about the beer.

― Hey Jude (Hey Jude), Saturday, 4 November 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

Dregs ≠ partially finished cups!

― Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 4 November 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

I salt my drinks without tasting them first, ba-dum-bum.

― slugbuggy (slugbuggy), Saturday, 4 November 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

So help me I'm turning into fucking Custos in here.

DYING

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Saturday, 4 November 2006 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

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