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My mother's gay friend: So did you come down from Jersey for the weekend?
Me: Yeah, I just drove in today.
MMGF: Did you take 95?
Me: Yup, straight all the way.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 2 November 2006 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

OTM! i, for one, am hurt when someone's giving directions and tells me to go "straight" through an intersection. impossible! it hurts like a slap on my limp wrist.

seriously, dude, STFU hetero guilt

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 2 November 2006 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

― PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Thursday, 2 November 2006 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

No you don't understand, I thrust my chest out and bombastically shouted it as I winked at a large breasted woman!

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 2 November 2006 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

GAYAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

― turbogirlwc8ko3.jpg (blastocyst), Thursday, 2 November 2006 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2006/images/11/02/newt1.1531.cruise.gi.jpg

― gear (gear), Thursday, 2 November 2006 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

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