how should the queen update her image in honor of her 50th year as cheif colonialist Bitch

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Jenny Saville would do her potrait , Will Self would write her bio, ALexaender McQueen would make her clothes . Phillip Tracey would make her hats

― anthony, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

duet with eminem.

or do it with eminem.

― richard john gillanders, Friday, 8 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

seeing as liz2 has overseen more decolonialisation than ANY OTHER WORLD LEADER CURRENTLY IN OFFICE, i think this title is not entirely fair

it is hardly her fault the former dominions are still so hungry for her witchy love

― mark s, Friday, 8 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Get her a drink on, get her a smoke on, when she goes home (to Buckingham Palace), get her something to poke on.

― Trevor, Friday, 8 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

piercings! according to some thing i read the other day, she thought Zara's tongue piercing was "a hoot".

― katie, Friday, 8 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That might have just been her accent though. Or she was doing owl impressions. I think if the Queen became an animal impersonator it would improve her paublic approval ratings no end. Until Philip shot her in the middle of the night thinking she was a tiger coming to get him.

― Pete, Friday, 8 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

In a few short posts, this has become one of my favorite threads.

― Dan Perry, Friday, 8 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's suggesting Spitting Image crossed with Meet the Feebles in my mind.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Don't worry Anthony, I doubt the monarchy will outlive her.

― Robin Carmody, Friday, 8 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

thats said , really i think she needs a makeup

― anthony, Friday, 8 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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