What is Ann Coulter's secret?

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With Foley and Evangelist Meth Boy we have two guys who are probably gay who push for anti-gay legislation

With Rush Limbaugh we have a junkie who says drug addicts deserve long prison sentences

With William Bennett we have a guy who makes a career on "virtue" who is a high-stakes gambling addict

What I want to know is, what's Ann Coulter's secret? I'm sure it's the best of all.

Also, can you think of other Republicans whose pet issues betray a severe hypocricy/self-loathing/guilt...etc....

― shookout (shookout), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

Donald "Known Unknowns" Rumsfeld's campaign to remove public funding for the arts.

― polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

eats christian babies.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

cocaine post from ilx to thread

― hamsterfrench (hamsterfrench), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

She's a jam band groupie. Has hots for Jon Popper.

― BrianB (BrianB), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

I Fucked Ann Coulter In the Ass, Hard.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

pre-op tranny

― Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

secretly muslim.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

writes my little pony/britpop slash fanfic in her spare time

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

It's been said she's either a liberal out to destroy conservatives' quasi-credibility, or simply the most brilliant political satirist ever.

― less-than three's Christiane F. (drowned in milk), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

voracious a2m indulger/activist

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

she's a man, baby

― a.b. (alanbanana), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

simply the most brilliant political satirist ever

I can attest that she's not notably brilliant.

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

watch this space

― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

isn't she currently under investigation for knowingly voting in the wrong electoral district or something to that effect?

hey, x-post!

― joseph (joseph), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

I'm tellin' ya, she's just anorgasmic. I'd be as hateful as her if I'd never had one!

― shorty (shorty), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

Given her constant and weirdly eroticized harping on classic American masculinity ("he was virtuous, pure, masculine like only an American male can be"), I think the standard-irony twist would be that she's a closet lesbian or a tranny (in either direction, really).

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

[CTHULUVAGINA.JPG]

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

whatever her secret, I have to wonder if she was being unusually prescient with her whole failed "Bill Clinton's so promiscuous, he must be gay" thing. Maybe she saw these scandals coming and it was an attempt at a preemptive strike? The fact that Clinton not only likes chicks, but chicks with nice big Texas sized hair and booties can only raise his stock among fundies at this point, I would think.

― cheshycat (chëshy f cat), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

she has an amusing almost-anonymous cameo in the World War Z book.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

I would love to hang out with Clinton whilst smoking a cigar, sipping a scotch, and talking about pussy.

― shookout (shookout), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.care2.com/c2c/share/detail/112598
http://drslounge.studentdoctor.net/showthread.php?t=274732

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

sort of serious guess: she's had an abortion
comedy guess: coke habit

― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

I thought the coke habit was a given.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marfan's_Syndrome#Famous_people

― hamsterfrench (hamsterfrench), Friday, 3 November 2006 22:42 (eighteen years ago)

licensed phrenologist

― timmy tannin (pompous), Friday, 3 November 2006 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

gets it on dirty-style with bill maher at least thrice a fortnight

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

Also, can you think of other Republicans whose pet issues betray a severe hypocricy/self-loathing/guilt...etc....

all of them, just about. they're textbook examples of "freudian projection."

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 4 November 2006 01:07 (eighteen years ago)

On one of the Coulter threads someone accused her of plagiarism, which isn't that implausible.

― 31g (31g), Saturday, 4 November 2006 01:58 (eighteen years ago)

of course it's not implausible; she actually does it

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 4 November 2006 02:14 (eighteen years ago)

She is A MAN BABY!!!!!!!!!

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Saturday, 4 November 2006 02:20 (eighteen years ago)

I know all there is to know about the crying game ...

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Saturday, 4 November 2006 02:41 (eighteen years ago)

kingfish, Coulter deserves all the scorn she gets, but if I remember correctly, those plagiarism charges were pretty weak. let's just stick to fair criticism, shall we? she certainly provides enough opportunity

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Saturday, 4 November 2006 03:29 (eighteen years ago)

WTF are you talking about? This is a thread for spurious accusation and rampant speculation as to her deep, dark secret, which probably is something like Stevie Nix-style drug consumption.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 4 November 2006 05:11 (eighteen years ago)

maybe it's voter fraud?

http://abclocal.go.com/wtvg/story?section=nation_world&id=4720344

Author Coulter investigated for voter fraud

(West Palm Beach, FL - AP, November 2, 2006) - The author who once wrote that some 9/11 widows were "enjoying their husbands' deaths" is in hot water for a whole new reason.

Ann Coulter is being investigated for possibly voting in the wrong precinct during a local election last February in Florida.

That's a felony that carries up to five years behind bars.

The man in charge of elections in Palm Beach County says officials have sent Coulter four letters since March, asking her to clarify her address. But he says the conservative pundit won't answer, so he expects to turn the case over to prosecutors.

Coulter's lawyer and publicist didn't immediately return calls for comment.

(via Sullivan's Daily Dish)

― gwynywdd dwnyt fyrwr byychydd gww (donut), Saturday, 4 November 2006 06:06 (eighteen years ago)

assassinated RFK

― latebloomer: none of th movies make scence but they r good. (latebloomer), Saturday, 4 November 2006 06:54 (eighteen years ago)

was led on by slick willy, only to be dumped for monica lewinsky.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 4 November 2006 08:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ciadvertising.org/studies/student/00_spring/theory/kwilliam/public_html/polykoff/Pictures/MissClairol12.JPG

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Saturday, 4 November 2006 08:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://earth.endless.ne.jp/users/yokoko/life/yunyu/palmolive.jpg

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Saturday, 4 November 2006 08:53 (eighteen years ago)

each to his own

i don't really believe in this

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), October 24th, 2006. (The Lex)

No shit.

-- Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (juror...), October 24th, 2006. (Dom Passantino)

lex your kinda like the ann coulter of pop journalism

-- pscott (kowalski9...), October 24th, 2006. (elwisty)

:D
that's AWESOME!!!

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), October 24th, 2006. (The Lex)

― pscott (elwisty), Saturday, 4 November 2006 11:27 (eighteen years ago)

Is Coulter into jam bands? I only knew that she was a Deadhead.
I don't know what her demeaning secret is. The open secret about
her is that she's an incredibly fierce and effective debater. I disagree with about 50% of her opinions, but she produces
tremendously entertaining TV footage. She's obviously intelligent; she usually rips her opponent to shreds. As opposed to Bill O'Reilly, who couldn't debate his way out of a paper bag.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Sunday, 5 November 2006 04:09 (eighteen years ago)

With Rush Limbaugh we have a junkie who says drug addicts deserve long prison sentences

I don't think Limbaugh advocated that. I believe he is for the legalization of drugs. I haven't heard his show in years and don't recall much talk about it, does anyone know for sure? The people I know that sub for him on his show are all pro-legalization of drugs (Sowell, Williams) but Hannity got started as a Rush sub and he would seem to be against legalization. The idea that Rush Limbaugh would take a hard stance against any and all drug use seems to be based on prejudice and stereotype as I've it substantiated by anything Limbaugh's said. I wouldn't be too surprised if he has though, especially years ago.

― Cunga (Cunga), Sunday, 5 November 2006 05:15 (eighteen years ago)

"I'm appalled at people who simply want to look at all this abhorrent behavior and say, "Hey, you know, we can't control it anymore. People are going to do drugs anyway. Let's legalize it." It's a dumb idea. It's a rotten idea, and those who are for it are purely, 100 percent selfish."

― and what (ooo), Sunday, 5 November 2006 05:23 (eighteen years ago)

straight from the horse's ~~ass~~ mouth, limbaugh on drugs.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 5 November 2006 05:50 (eighteen years ago)

The open secret about her is that she's an incredibly fierce and effective debater...She's obviously intelligent; she usually rips her opponent to shreds.

That's not true at all! You could say she's the worst debater ever, as all she does is raise her voice, resort to name-calling, and repeat her off-the-wall claims with no attempt to prove them.

― naus (Robert T), Sunday, 5 November 2006 23:06 (eighteen years ago)

50%, huh? which half?

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 5 November 2006 23:20 (eighteen years ago)

Dude it's "the open secret" transition that kills me, it's like reading fucking copy for Redbook. "No one knows the secret behind the creation of Tigi's new Super S stylizing straightener. But the open secret is industry stylists are raving about it!"

Ann Coulter is secretly a pteradon.

http://www.prophecyinthenews.com/images/Article_pics/2003_feb/Pterodactyl%202.jpg

― Abbott (Abbott), Monday, 6 November 2006 05:33 (eighteen years ago)

eleven years pass...

startling insight

https://townhall.com/columnists/anncoulter/2018/05/16/the-irish-arent-redheaded-mexicans-n2481534

― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 18 May 2018 17:47 (seven years ago)

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