"Naked Man Arrested for Concealed Weapon"

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― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 4 November 2006 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

what were the firefighters going to be for?

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 4 November 2006 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

It must have been a stinky awl, perhaps the firefighters were called to hose it down before it could be placed in an evidence bag.

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 4 November 2006 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

- A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors _ naked _ and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said.

They need to leave George Michael alone.

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Saturday, 4 November 2006 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

"You can't get much more concealed than that," Horgan said.

Heh.

― Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Saturday, 4 November 2006 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

What's an awl at all?

― smee (smee), Saturday, 4 November 2006 23:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/78/4b/sprtAllTennisC_S_Osburne_Stringing_Awl_QAWL1-resized200.jpg

Generally not the kind of think one should cram in one's ass.

― Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Saturday, 4 November 2006 23:55 (eighteen years ago)

Sweet mother of god! I see now why it was wrapped in black tape...obviously..

― smee (smee), Sunday, 5 November 2006 00:00 (eighteen years ago)

Now imagine if he had the tip pointing outward.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 5 November 2006 00:04 (eighteen years ago)

do I HAVE to?

― smee (smee), Sunday, 5 November 2006 00:05 (eighteen years ago)

Now you do.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 5 November 2006 00:05 (eighteen years ago)

i like the way the story is full of sinister enigma -- who is the mysterious person picking up the phone in the prison? WHAT IS GOING ON?

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 5 November 2006 00:10 (eighteen years ago)

I think he wanted his three hots and a cot back and figured this was as good a way as any.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Sunday, 5 November 2006 00:18 (eighteen years ago)

This is officially my favorite news story of all-time.

The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.

John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure.

LOL "suspicion"

Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene.

PLS BE ON YOUTUBE TONITE

― polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

two years pass...

Oops:

The naked man was arrested Monday after three Whittell High School students reported spotting him tied to a rock and lying face down behind the school. When the students asked if he needed to be untied, the man answered no.
Douglas County sheriff's deputies said the man told them he was watching some buzzards flying overhead at the time.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 15 June 2009 01:51 (sixteen years ago)

"A 53-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of being naked near a high school on Lake Tahoe's east shore."

That is a weird crime to have on the books.

― James Morrison, Monday, 15 June 2009 02:32 (sixteen years ago)

Theres nothing about that story that makes a lick of sense to me, wtf.

― I'm Rick Wakeman, bitch! (Trayce), Monday, 15 June 2009 05:04 (sixteen years ago)

The man, who said he was a freelance writer

This confirms my suspicions about freelance writers. I bet there are some in our midst, RIGHT NOW.

― Super Cub, Monday, 15 June 2009 05:07 (sixteen years ago)

How was he watching buzzards flying overhead if he was face down. Why was he watching buzzards fly overhead? Who tied him up?

... I need to lie down now my head hurts.

― I'm Rick Wakeman, bitch! (Trayce), Monday, 15 June 2009 05:23 (sixteen years ago)

I'm impressed that Ned's daily "naked man arrested" news query is still running. :-)

― StanM, Monday, 15 June 2009 07:23 (sixteen years ago)

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