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I'm having a steak tonight.

TAKE THAT NANNY STATE.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 6 November 2006 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

shoot early shoot often

― -- (688), Monday, 6 November 2006 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

this was how nazi germany started

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 6 November 2006 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

Nice.

― Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Monday, 6 November 2006 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

i'm like the che guevara of eating steak.

― benrique (Enrique), Monday, 6 November 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

no blue cheese sauce november

― 2 american 4 u (blueski), Monday, 6 November 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

BENT BANANAS FOREVER

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 6 November 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

which government is banning steak?

― benrique (Enrique), Monday, 6 November 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

you know on Dragon's Den when they introduce the dragons and for the woman they mention how she sold a stake for yay price. i made 'sold a steak' joke every week.

― 2 american 4 u (blueski), Monday, 6 November 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

I went to the shop this morning and bought a pound of sugar.

EAT THAT EU BUREAUCRATS!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 6 November 2006 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

yeah well last week i bought some washing up liquid and it wasn't ecover.

― benrique (Enrique), Monday, 6 November 2006 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

I LEFT MY TV ON STANDBY MOFAKAS!!!!

― wogan lenin (dog latin), Monday, 6 November 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

i flushed my loo last night after having only a pee.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 6 November 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

6.1 GRAMS OF SALT TODAY BITCHIZ

― 2 american 4 u (blueski), Monday, 6 November 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

i turned on 2 lamps last night even though only one was necessary. um, take that, you ecologically conscientious nice people!

― Maria (Maria), Monday, 6 November 2006 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

i leave the water running on full while brushing my teeth.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Monday, 6 November 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

i had sausages for dinner!

― wordy rappaport (EstieButtez1), Monday, 6 November 2006 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

i didn't check mah balls this morning :O

― teh_kit returns! (g-kit), Monday, 6 November 2006 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

lock thread

― wogan lenin (dog latin), Monday, 6 November 2006 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

NO ACTUALLY - DON'T!!

― wogan lenin (dog latin), Monday, 6 November 2006 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

YOU KNOW WHERE YOU CAN STICK YOUR 21 UNITS PER WEEK, ALCO-NAZIS

― You've Had Your Chances (noodle vague), Monday, 6 November 2006 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

I 8 THE PORK RIBZ LAST NITE!!! AND WITH MAC N CHEESE 2!!!

FU PIGS

― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 6 November 2006 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

i have decided to quit ilx forever

― 2 american 4 u (blueski), Monday, 6 November 2006 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

I only ate 4 portions of fruit and drank 3 cups of tea yesterday - AND THE NHS IS DEALING WITH MY HEART ATTACK!

― wogan lenin (dog latin), Monday, 6 November 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

i crapped my pants and sat in it - SHOULD I POST PIX TO ILX?

― teh_kit returns! (g-kit), Monday, 6 November 2006 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

I'm going to Paris tomorrow, and they SMOKE THERE. And I'm going on A PLANE.

Screw you, polar ice caps and by extension polar bears.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Monday, 6 November 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

I'm going to say it: PARIS IS IMPORTANT

― wordy rappaport (EstieButtez1), Monday, 6 November 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

I'm going to Paris tomorrow, and they SMOKE THERE.

they're Dublinizing soon, i heard. stranger things have happened (actually no they haven't).

― 2 american 4 u (blueski), Monday, 6 November 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

It's actually illegal to smoke in a public place in Paris but everyone ignores it.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 6 November 2006 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

Ya - I had a hard time figuring out what was kosher over there (smoking-wise).

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 6 November 2006 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

they're Dublinizing soon, i heard. stranger things have happened (actually no they haven't)

I can't believe it either. I strongly suspect that it will annoy me a great deal on future trips to Paris. Much as I dislike generalised smoking, I dislike even more having to walk through a concentrated knot of desperate smokers to get to where I'm going. Also smokers will take up all the outside seats at the cafes. The American tourists will not like that.

In more decisive talk, I am going out for a walk. NOW!

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Monday, 6 November 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

Sigh. I did not go for a walk.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

I WILL SLACK OFF AT WORK TODAY.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

Soon the only countries in the world to permit smoking will be Belarus and Micronesia.

― chap who would dare to welcome our new stingray masters (chap), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

There is talk of some kind of strike/demo thing when France goes all defense de fumer.

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

This is exactly like a thread I once read on this message board I sometimes go to.

― g00blar (gooblar), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

OMG France in strike shocka!

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

There is talk of some kind of strike/demo thing when France goes all defense de fumer.

Blimey, that's not like them. (xpost snap)

― 2 american 4 u (blueski), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

slight derail: what is the source of the well-known saying "decisions, decisions"?

― benrique (Enrique), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

In more decisive talk, I am going out for a walk. NOW!

-- accentmonkey (tris...) (webmail), Today 4:58 PM. (accentmonkey) (later) (link)

Ugh, sad but OTM. That will suck. I think the strikes will come to naught, as ultimately the non-smokers outnumber the smokers even in France. I saw a statistic that said that 24% of American women smoke and only 17% of French women smoke. The people that do smoke will likely be stubborn about it, hence monkey's OTMness above.

― richardk (Richard K), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

it was that advert Options hot chocolate, enrique

― wogan lenin (dog latin), Monday, 6 November 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

I went for my walk after all. DECISIONS!

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Monday, 6 November 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

I just drank a can of Irn Bru

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Monday, 6 November 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

I just pulled the plug on my brain-dead wife, burned the flag, and expressed a liberal opinion in a classroom.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 6 November 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

Also smokers will take up all the outside seats at the cafes.

this is one of the most nads grinding thing about the smoking ban. I think smokers should have to go down into a pit which doubles up as an animal toilet whenever they decide to indulge their habit.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 6 November 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

I think smoking should be compulsory. Let's shout at each other.

― You've Had Your Chances (noodle vague), Monday, 6 November 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

Crow's Nests for smokers! Inter-pub Semaphore!

― Slumpman (Slump Man), Monday, 6 November 2006 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

I think smoking should be compulsory. Let's shout at each other

No. There, I have decided.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Monday, 6 November 2006 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

Smoking steak roll-ups whilst drunk-driving?

― You've Had Your Chances (noodle vague), Monday, 6 November 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

REVIVE

― Ronan, Friday, 14 November 2008 15:45 (seventeen years ago)

I'M TALKING SERIOUS MARBLING

― Ronan, Friday, 14 November 2008 15:45 (seventeen years ago)

Of your own liver.

― NickB, Friday, 14 November 2008 15:47 (seventeen years ago)

hopefully not

― Ronan, Friday, 14 November 2008 15:58 (seventeen years ago)

eight months pass...

I ate a wonky-shaped banana at lunch today.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it Mr Tony Bliar IF INDEED THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME.

― Desmond Decca Aitkenhead (Matt DC), Monday, 27 July 2009 14:27 (sixteen years ago)

Hold on, the banana was straight?

― Unregistered Googler (stevienixed), Monday, 27 July 2009 14:30 (sixteen years ago)

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