― DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:40 (eighteen years ago)
― Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:41 (eighteen years ago)
"I'll have those astronomical findings for you first thing tomorrow Mr Moore"
― 2 american 4 u (blueski), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:42 (eighteen years ago)
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:43 (eighteen years ago)
― Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:44 (eighteen years ago)
BAN KI-MOON
― The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:00 (eighteen years ago)
― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:30 (eighteen years ago)
― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:32 (eighteen years ago)
― DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:52 (eighteen years ago)
― the pinefox (the pinefox), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:53 (eighteen years ago)
― Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:59 (eighteen years ago)
Guess The Shitty (pix of various animal stools...who's the culprit?)
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:34 (seventeen years ago)
hate myself for laughing at that
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:37 (seventeen years ago)
kinda hate myself for posting it
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:43 (seventeen years ago)
there may be hope for you yet
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:50 (seventeen years ago)
Your Favorite Octuplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!
― harry s tfuman (and what), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:54 (sixteen years ago)
wild bore
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 19:50 (fourteen years ago)
richard dawkins: petty?
― call all destroyer, Monday, 6 December 2010 20:56 (fourteen years ago)
vintage boggle scores that box
― best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:32 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.bigbenmanagement.com/
― nakhtar donetsk (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:33 (fourteen years ago)
knew they'd pull thru
― best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:37 (fourteen years ago)
Do you "know" anyone in prison? (The conjugal visit thread)
― buzza, Monday, 20 December 2010 21:16 (fourteen years ago)
bands that enlarge you
― buzza, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 21:46 (fourteen years ago)
Bans that enrage you
― Aerosol, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 22:08 (fourteen years ago)
future of ~the clarinet~
― bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:47 (fourteen years ago)
shd totally have done that
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3304/3577015367_0c0f9c280e_z.jpg
― Nulty By Nature (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:50 (fourteen years ago)
WINTER'S BONER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ-syLh4JV0
― idgi fridays (blueski), Monday, 21 February 2011 18:02 (fourteen years ago)
(rejected because slocki made that obv joke on the orig thread)
― idgi fridays (blueski), Monday, 21 February 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)
Babies whose artistic peak was their last fart has new answers
― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:33 (fourteen years ago)
"This is the Thread Where I Ask You What Bands/Records Sound Like Even Tho It Wd Be a Piece of Piss to Look Them Up on Youtube/Google/Etc"
― a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:23 (fourteen years ago)
Shit That Looks Like An Onion But Isn't
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:41 (fourteen years ago)
"Tom" Cruise! - cute guys named Tom that you have seen/met/hooked up w
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:42 (fourteen years ago)
Fit -Ness Chicks - hot girls from Loch Ness, Van Ness, Inverness, etc
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:47 (fourteen years ago)
^would read all of these^
― Noel Coward's soul is mine (CharlieS), Saturday, 26 March 2011 01:25 (fourteen years ago)
― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, March 10, 2011 4:33 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark
i made me lol
― Godspeed HOOS! Black Steendriver (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 26 March 2011 01:40 (fourteen years ago)
Do you sleep with people with the lights on or in darkness?
― a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 March 2011 08:57 (fourteen years ago)
Wouldn't Have Smashed- vintage notties famous or not
― estela, Saturday, 26 March 2011 09:05 (fourteen years ago)
bad ska punk
― patrice wil$on is my favorite rapper (history mayne), Friday, 1 April 2011 13:40 (fourteen years ago)
it's not exactly a parody, but I just can't bring myself to start a "memorable posts by regular or semi-regular ilxors who have only ever made one memorable post" thread.
(inspired by Samuel Johnson's idea of collecting bon mots by people who had never said more than one bon mot)
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:42 (fourteen years ago)
no such thing, sorry
― dayo, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:51 (fourteen years ago)
fucking shame there isn't a cental european thermal springs based resort with a similar name employable for parody thread purposes
― The Geirogeirgegege (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:57 (fourteen years ago)
"10(+) dental hygienists I have been thinking about"
― Darin, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 04:27 (fourteen years ago)
What does it mean for someone to have "a butt that won't quilt"?
― ★ The Pistns ★ Miss You Sheed ★ (dayo), Saturday, 9 April 2011 11:58 (fourteen years ago)
London Wee Emergency
university buildings are always a good bet
― bantonio banderas (history mayne), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 10:51 (fourteen years ago)
Guess the Titty
― dayo, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:49 (fourteen years ago)
Do you relate deeply to lemonparty.jpg?
― buzza, Friday, 3 June 2011 17:19 (fourteen years ago)
Sirens sounded, they seemed drownded: THE ILM RAP MUSIC OF THE GODS ALL TIME 100 GREATEST ALBUMS OFFICIAL THREAD THAT WHINEY G IS BANNED FROM
― sarahel, Friday, 3 June 2011 17:22 (fourteen years ago)
A dual tribute to the iltmi and ile polls How often do you masturbate/How do you wipe your butt. Decided against it because some wankers here would only moan again, about how they don't think anything I post is funny.
How do you masturbate? (poll answers: the options from the wipe yr butt poll)
- From behind, front to back- Between the legs, back to front- From behind, back to front- Between the legs, front to back
― StanM, Friday, 3 June 2011 18:43 (fourteen years ago)
"tart beats meat and hates it"
― Latham Green, Friday, 3 June 2011 19:11 (fourteen years ago)
"are you parents metal?"
Though, guess that could be a misreading too!
― hungry man, I don't want pizza (jel --), Friday, 3 June 2011 19:17 (fourteen years ago)
Should I take my dad’s gladiator watch?
― The Whimsical Muse (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 7 December 2024 18:54 (ten months ago)
rolling punch-ups 2024
― @DaftLammy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 December 2024 15:35 (ten months ago)
Is the US Politics thread a dystopia?
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 12 December 2024 21:06 (ten months ago)
(sigh) Should I take my dad's advice and finally become a Gladiator?
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Monday, 16 December 2024 01:07 (ten months ago)
I love Ian Curtis
― The Whimsical Muse (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 16 December 2024 02:00 (ten months ago)
shit that looks like french onion dip but isn't
― budo jeru, Monday, 23 December 2024 02:56 (ten months ago)
Call Me Al Green
― meow mix-a-lot (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 24 December 2024 14:43 (ten months ago)
Search & Destroy: She-RaSearch & Destroy: Mumm-Ra
― birming man (ledge), Friday, 17 January 2025 11:14 (nine months ago)
Greta Gerwig's Nirvana movie
― Okay, heteros are cutting edge this year, too. (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 18 January 2025 04:11 (nine months ago)
Dry Hump January
― while my guitarlele gently weeps (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 22 January 2025 18:26 (nine months ago)
bans you were wrong about
― budo jeru, Tuesday, 28 January 2025 03:21 (eight months ago)
Best Broad and Why
― Okay, heteros are cutting edge this year, too. (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 30 January 2025 03:38 (eight months ago)
Banns you were wrong about.
― Dialysis Den (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 30 January 2025 13:08 (eight months ago)
Bananas you were wrong about
― the real slim pickens (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 30 January 2025 13:57 (eight months ago)
Bananaramas you were wrong about
Obviously...
― Mark G, Thursday, 30 January 2025 16:40 (eight months ago)
Wank the Right Album
― Just can't get Eno, ugh (ledge), Tuesday, April 19, 2016 9:06 AM (eight years ago) bookmarkflaglink
beaten to the punch by 9 years, i salute you
― Zurich is Starmed (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 February 2025 18:17 (eight months ago)
lol I considered reviving this thread just to post that again (unknowingly). awesome display name too.
― birming man (ledge), Tuesday, 11 February 2025 18:36 (eight months ago)
Bands in which all of the members are the grateful dead
― Inside The Wasp Factory with Gregg Wallace (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 15 February 2025 00:30 (eight months ago)
this is the thread where I post classic albums from Portugal the man
― at your swervice (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 7 March 2025 14:47 (seven months ago)
this is the thread where I post classic albums from Portugal. The Man
― budo jeru, Tuesday, November 26, 2024 1:47 PM (three months ago) bookmarkflaglink
― budo jeru, Friday, 7 March 2025 16:42 (seven months ago)
Bands in which all of the members are dads
― birming man (ledge), Tuesday, 25 March 2025 14:33 (seven months ago)
was just coming here to post
Bands in which all of the main members are dead to me
― budo jeru, Tuesday, 25 March 2025 17:13 (seven months ago)
Bands in which all of the maned members are dread
― budo jeru, Saturday, 29 March 2025 17:50 (six months ago)
oooooh! good one
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 29 March 2025 18:08 (six months ago)
"Solo artists in which the solo artist is dead"
― Ashley Pomeroy, Sunday, 30 March 2025 16:43 (six months ago)
"songs which are the same length, despite being different songs"a youtube embed threadcommentary is forbidden
― massaman gai (front tea for two), Thursday, 10 April 2025 06:05 (six months ago)
should there be a little thread for dragons?
― budo jeru, Monday, 14 April 2025 17:38 (six months ago)
Skrewdriver track-by-track listening thread— there must be something artistically valid we can salvage if we look hard enough
― Bangel, Bangel & Bangel (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 11 May 2025 22:16 (five months ago)
By Kalefa Sanneh
― I am the stranger, killing the Boer (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 16 May 2025 23:15 (five months ago)
Lol I was thinking of “Kalefa Sanneh reappraises Hitler’s watercolors”
― sarahell, Sunday, 18 May 2025 21:16 (five months ago)
Guitarists taking incredibly drawn-out shits
― budo jeru, Monday, 9 June 2025 22:27 (four months ago)
Lorde (from Hoffman Estates)
― The "W" and Odie Trail (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 26 June 2025 01:31 (four months ago)
Why is there no Bob Vila thread?
― The "W" and Odie Trail (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 4 July 2025 20:40 (three months ago)
Ooh an excuse to post This Old House Party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB2enUa177g
― psychopompatus (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 5 July 2025 09:02 (three months ago)
What key is Terry Riley’s “In C” really in?
― sarahell, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 18:27 (two months ago)
lol
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 18:56 (two months ago)
Time was somebody would've gone with "Counting the Something Something on 'Jol Out'"
― baka mitai guy (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 August 2025 09:21 (two months ago)
post itt writers you think are bald
― Proust Ian Rush (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 8 August 2025 09:40 (two months ago)
― I would prefer not to. (Chinaski), Friday, 8 August 2025 11:03 (two months ago)
What's your favourite Prince UK #1 single?
― Proust Ian Rush (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 20 August 2025 22:52 (two months ago)
Vince Guaraldi - A Charlie Brown Christmas: You cannot fuck to this album.
― Proust Ian Rush (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 9 September 2025 22:27 (one month ago)
Let's brag about our super, amazing co-workers
― budo jeru, Thursday, 18 September 2025 21:24 (one month ago)
Cameron Winklevoss Metal
― This dark glowing bohemian coffeehouse (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 17 October 2025 22:04 (one week ago)
Folk music in your dreams
― Webinar in Wetherspoons (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 October 2025 12:55 (five days ago)
Things you were shockingly old when you learned you just don't care about
― putting the cad in decadent (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 25 October 2025 09:28 (two days ago)
things you wish you cared less about but cannot in all conscience pretend not to care about
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 October 2025 11:39 (two days ago)
Things you aren't sure whether you care about or don't care about but have got so used to taking seriously that you haven't really considered on a personal level, and going to take a moment out to delve into your soul and find out, or would but you can't be bothered.
― sent a message through the Internet but it rejected (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 25 October 2025 11:46 (two days ago)
When oh when will somebody develop a usable careometer?
― Rory DelayRepay (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 October 2025 11:49 (two days ago)
careoEntry Discussion CitationsLanguageDownload PDFWatchEditSee also: careóLatineditEtymologyeditFrom Proto-Italic *kazēō, possibly from Proto-Indo-European *ḱes- (“to cut”).
De Vaan rejects the etymology from *ḱes-, finding it too semantically difficult to reconcile the stative ending -ēre, 'to lack, be lacking', and a stative Indo-European 'to be cutting something'. He mentions a 2000 paper by George Dunkel linking the derived castīgō to Sanskrit शास्ति (śāsti, “to teach, correct”), but rejects this too as other words in the word family seem to stem from 'be lacking, pure'.
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 October 2025 12:02 (two days ago)
Say my name say my name
― Rory DelayRepay (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 October 2025 12:19 (two days ago)