― DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:41 (eighteen years ago) link
"I'll have those astronomical findings for you first thing tomorrow Mr Moore"
― 2 american 4 u (blueski), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:44 (eighteen years ago) link
BAN KI-MOON
― The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― the pinefox (the pinefox), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:59 (eighteen years ago) link
Guess The Shitty (pix of various animal stools...who's the culprit?)
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:34 (sixteen years ago) link
hate myself for laughing at that
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:37 (sixteen years ago) link
kinda hate myself for posting it
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:43 (sixteen years ago) link
there may be hope for you yet
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:50 (sixteen years ago) link
Your Favorite Octuplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!
― harry s tfuman (and what), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:54 (fifteen years ago) link
wild bore
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 19:50 (fourteen years ago) link
richard dawkins: petty?
― call all destroyer, Monday, 6 December 2010 20:56 (fourteen years ago) link
vintage boggle scores that box
― best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:32 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.bigbenmanagement.com/
― nakhtar donetsk (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:33 (fourteen years ago) link
knew they'd pull thru
― best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Do you "know" anyone in prison? (The conjugal visit thread)
― buzza, Monday, 20 December 2010 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link
bands that enlarge you
― buzza, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link
Bans that enrage you
― Aerosol, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link
future of ~the clarinet~
― bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link
shd totally have done that
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3304/3577015367_0c0f9c280e_z.jpg
― Nulty By Nature (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link
WINTER'S BONER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ-syLh4JV0
― idgi fridays (blueski), Monday, 21 February 2011 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link
(rejected because slocki made that obv joke on the orig thread)
― idgi fridays (blueski), Monday, 21 February 2011 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link
Babies whose artistic peak was their last fart has new answers
― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:33 (thirteen years ago) link
"This is the Thread Where I Ask You What Bands/Records Sound Like Even Tho It Wd Be a Piece of Piss to Look Them Up on Youtube/Google/Etc"
― a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:23 (thirteen years ago) link
Shit That Looks Like An Onion But Isn't
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:41 (thirteen years ago) link
"Tom" Cruise! - cute guys named Tom that you have seen/met/hooked up w
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Fit -Ness Chicks - hot girls from Loch Ness, Van Ness, Inverness, etc
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:47 (thirteen years ago) link
^would read all of these^
― Noel Coward's soul is mine (CharlieS), Saturday, 26 March 2011 01:25 (thirteen years ago) link
― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, March 10, 2011 4:33 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark
i made me lol
― Godspeed HOOS! Black Steendriver (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 26 March 2011 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Do you sleep with people with the lights on or in darkness?
― a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 March 2011 08:57 (thirteen years ago) link
Wouldn't Have Smashed- vintage notties famous or not
― estela, Saturday, 26 March 2011 09:05 (thirteen years ago) link
bad ska punk
― patrice wil$on is my favorite rapper (history mayne), Friday, 1 April 2011 13:40 (thirteen years ago) link
it's not exactly a parody, but I just can't bring myself to start a "memorable posts by regular or semi-regular ilxors who have only ever made one memorable post" thread.
(inspired by Samuel Johnson's idea of collecting bon mots by people who had never said more than one bon mot)
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:42 (thirteen years ago) link
no such thing, sorry
― dayo, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:51 (thirteen years ago) link
fucking shame there isn't a cental european thermal springs based resort with a similar name employable for parody thread purposes
― The Geirogeirgegege (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:57 (thirteen years ago) link
"10(+) dental hygienists I have been thinking about"
― Darin, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 04:27 (thirteen years ago) link
What does it mean for someone to have "a butt that won't quilt"?
― ★ The Pistns ★ Miss You Sheed ★ (dayo), Saturday, 9 April 2011 11:58 (thirteen years ago) link
London Wee Emergency
university buildings are always a good bet
― bantonio banderas (history mayne), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 10:51 (thirteen years ago) link
Guess the Titty
― dayo, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:49 (thirteen years ago) link
Do you relate deeply to lemonparty.jpg?
― buzza, Friday, 3 June 2011 17:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Sirens sounded, they seemed drownded: THE ILM RAP MUSIC OF THE GODS ALL TIME 100 GREATEST ALBUMS OFFICIAL THREAD THAT WHINEY G IS BANNED FROM
― sarahel, Friday, 3 June 2011 17:22 (thirteen years ago) link
A dual tribute to the iltmi and ile polls How often do you masturbate/How do you wipe your butt. Decided against it because some wankers here would only moan again, about how they don't think anything I post is funny.
How do you masturbate? (poll answers: the options from the wipe yr butt poll)
- From behind, front to back- Between the legs, back to front- From behind, back to front- Between the legs, front to back
― StanM, Friday, 3 June 2011 18:43 (thirteen years ago) link
"tart beats meat and hates it"
― Latham Green, Friday, 3 June 2011 19:11 (thirteen years ago) link
"are you parents metal?"
Though, guess that could be a misreading too!
― hungry man, I don't want pizza (jel --), Friday, 3 June 2011 19:17 (thirteen years ago) link
buttplugs at concerts c/d
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 April 2024 19:32 (nine months ago) link
Ugly children, c or d?
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 12 April 2024 19:10 (nine months ago) link
Engrams for Avril Lavigne
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Engram_%28neuropsychology%29
― Are you addicted to struggling with your horse? (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 22 April 2024 00:48 (nine months ago) link
rolling “Trump is gonna fill his drawers in public” containment thread
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 10 May 2024 17:45 (eight months ago) link
Hopefully the byproduct is contained to his drawers
― RICH BRIAN (Neanderthal), Saturday, 11 May 2024 05:08 (eight months ago) link
TS: Gary Oldman vs Gary Numan
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Sunday, 12 May 2024 10:09 (eight months ago) link
there appears to be no general FRANCISCO FRANCO thread
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 18 May 2024 17:25 (eight months ago) link
Actually a thread about Francisco Franco and the lasting influence of the Spanish Civil War is a thread I would read tbh
― sarahell, Saturday, 18 May 2024 18:10 (eight months ago) link
It could be given the alliterative title:
Franco the Oft-Forgotten Fascist
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 19 May 2024 00:25 (eight months ago) link
Have You Fingerpicked?
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 4 June 2024 17:22 (seven months ago) link
Have you been fingerpainted?
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 June 2024 18:57 (seven months ago) link
... that's the one.
― Poets Win Prizes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 June 2024 19:03 (seven months ago) link
Male prostheses: Pick the "best," I guess
― Platinum Penguin Pavilion (soref), Saturday, 15 June 2024 21:30 (seven months ago) link
Male weenies: pick the “best”, I guess
― Gigi Allen (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 16 June 2024 01:03 (seven months ago) link
Artists who have never recorded a lover?
― Blood On Santa's Claw (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 June 2024 11:08 (seven months ago) link
rolling "Biden is going to quit" containment thread
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Sunday, 30 June 2024 11:55 (seven months ago) link
Moments in love that make you feel old af
― Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 30 July 2024 15:53 (six months ago) link
If you actively dislike Creedence Clearwater Revival, then it's not going to affect my opinion of you in any noticeable way.
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 4 August 2024 21:05 (five months ago) link
you are shockingly old!!!
― jejune foray (unregistered), Sunday, 4 August 2024 21:30 (five months ago) link
Tim Baltz is Weird
― cajunsunday, Wednesday, 7 August 2024 08:15 (five months ago) link
Christoph Waltz is weird
― Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 7 August 2024 10:01 (five months ago) link
sounds that sound like other sounds
― budo jeru, Sunday, 18 August 2024 15:04 (five months ago) link
abyssal real names
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 August 2024 19:51 (five months ago) link
So I guess the Kids In the Hall like the status quo?
― Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 27 August 2024 13:15 (five months ago) link
ITT I SAY DENTAL DAM
― Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 3 October 2024 00:49 (three months ago) link
The Cure - Movement/Power, Corruption & Lies/Low-Life vs New Order - Three Imaginary Boys/Seventeen Seconds/Faith
― John Backflip (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 15 October 2024 21:25 (three months ago) link
what was the last 'classic album' you got knocked up by?
― budo jeru, Thursday, 31 October 2024 21:10 (three months ago) link
The Coroner Store
― sarahell, Friday, 1 November 2024 01:58 (two months ago) link
Erection prediction poll!
― Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 5 November 2024 15:12 (two months ago) link
...in which we discuss whatever comes up
― kato kaelin-manuel miranda (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 5 November 2024 15:31 (two months ago) link
rolling "Trump is going to die shitting his pants" containment thread
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 5 November 2024 15:56 (two months ago) link
the pants aren't going to do much containment I'm afraid
― Kurt Dandruff (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 5 November 2024 15:57 (two months ago) link
this is the thread where I post classic albums from Portugal. The Man
― budo jeru, Tuesday, 26 November 2024 19:47 (two months ago) link
Sweet Kendra, when will Jesus of Nazareth drop another gospel?
― aldi meola (unregistered), Thursday, 28 November 2024 20:32 (two months ago) link
Vince Guaraldi - A Charlie Brown Christmas: You cannot fuck to this album.
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Monday, 2 December 2024 00:48 (one month ago) link
Should I take my dad’s gladiator watch?
― The Whimsical Muse (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 7 December 2024 18:54 (one month ago) link
rolling punch-ups 2024
― @DaftLammy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 December 2024 15:35 (one month ago) link
Is the US Politics thread a dystopia?
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 12 December 2024 21:06 (one month ago) link
(sigh) Should I take my dad's advice and finally become a Gladiator?
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Monday, 16 December 2024 01:07 (one month ago) link
I love Ian Curtis
― The Whimsical Muse (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 16 December 2024 02:00 (one month ago) link
shit that looks like french onion dip but isn't
― budo jeru, Monday, 23 December 2024 02:56 (one month ago) link
Call Me Al Green
― meow mix-a-lot (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 24 December 2024 14:43 (one month ago) link
Search & Destroy: She-RaSearch & Destroy: Mumm-Ra
― birming man (ledge), Friday, 17 January 2025 11:14 (two weeks ago) link
Greta Gerwig's Nirvana movie
― Okay, heteros are cutting edge this year, too. (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 18 January 2025 04:11 (one week ago) link
Dry Hump January
― while my guitarlele gently weeps (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 22 January 2025 18:26 (one week ago) link
bans you were wrong about
― budo jeru, Tuesday, 28 January 2025 03:21 (three days ago) link
Best Broad and Why
― Okay, heteros are cutting edge this year, too. (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 30 January 2025 03:38 (yesterday) link
Banns you were wrong about.
― Dialysis Den (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 30 January 2025 13:08 (yesterday) link
Bananas you were wrong about
― the real slim pickens (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 30 January 2025 13:57 (yesterday) link
Bananaramas you were wrong about
Obviously...
― Mark G, Thursday, 30 January 2025 16:40 (yesterday) link